• Member Since 14th Aug, 2014
  • offline last seen Feb 25th, 2015

The Guardian and Friends


Creator of stories, reviewer of shitty fanfics, and hangs out with a fictional lesbian couple. I also like sexy RPs.

Social Media's! (Stalk me here.)

Facebook account. (Real first name, fake last name. Not personal Facebook Account, just a pony account.)

Twitter

Tumblr (Coming Soon)

Best Friends List

General Skullcoat
ShadowbladeCR
Spoiler Alert/Twilight Sparkle
ThatWeatherstormChap
Horn-Burglar
Ron Jeremy Pony
Bikerpon3

Enemies list

Proper Noun
Professor Plum
Windlife
Proper Noun
ClemenStone
(More coming)

People I REALLY want to do a collab with!

Art Inspired: [ ]
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Regidar: [ ]
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Things about us

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1. Favorite MLP Episode: Magic Duel
2. Favorite Superhero: Spiderman
3. Favorite Anti-Hero: Batman(?)
4. Favorite Villian: Saruman (Lord of the Rings)
5. Last book you read: How to Win Friends and Influence People
6. Favortite song at the moment: A Day in The Life
7. Favorite song you keep coming back to: No Exit
8. Dream pet: A flufflepuff!
9. Favorite pony:
Mane 6: Rarity.
Backround: Doctor Whooves
CMC: Babs Seed
Princess: Luna
10. Favorite FIM stories?: My Little Dashie, The Sidewalks of New Yoke
11. Favorite quote: '"At this very moment, Britannia burns." The Guardian - Ultima VIII: Pagan

Music Section
1. Music you hear: Everything except country. I hate Country
2. Favorite music genre: Hip Hop and Classic Rock
3. Favorite band/artist: The Beatles and Eminem
4. Other artists I like:
- Childish Gambino
- Avenged Sevenfold,
- Dr. Dre
- Macklemore and Ryan Lewis
- AC/DC
- Breaking Benjamin
- General Mumble
- Drake
- Hopsin
- Ghostface Killah
- Guns N' Roses
- Journey
- Jay Z
- Ed Sheeran
- Kendrick Lamar
5. Favorite Guitarist: Paul McCartney. (Beatles)
6. Favorite Drummer: Ringo Starr. (Again, Beatles)
7. Least favorite music genre: Country. I hate country
8. Favorite Song: Kill You
9. Favorite Beatles song: Strawberry Fields and Come Together

Videogames Section
1. Favorite game genre: RPG
2. Game genres I prefer: FPS, Sandbox, Fighting
3. Favorite Game: Kingdom Hearts
4. Favorite Hack & Slash: Bayonetta. (The ONLY one I've played)
5. Favorite Third Person Shooter: (Haven't played any.)
6. Favorite Sandbox: Saints Row
7. Favorite RPG: Kingdom Hearts and the Scott Pilgrim game.
8. Favorite Fighting Game: Mortal Kombat and AGAIN the Scott Pilgrim game
9. Favorite Video Game Developer: Valve
10. Favorite Video Game Composers: Wat?
11. Favorite Game Character: GLaDOS (Portal 1 & 2)
12. Xbox Live GT: GLaDOSMaster

(Layout shamelessly stolen by General Skullcoat)

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What Is This Place, Filled With So Many Wonders?
Make an account on FIMFiction

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Join a group.

I Read It for the Plot
Read a story with the "Sex" tag.

Curious Cat
Turned on viewing mature stories

The Worst! Possible! Thing!
First 502 error

She Keeps Me Company
Turn on the desktop pony

The Same, Yet Different
Write an alternate universe story.

Casual Affair
Be on the site for 1 week without any extended absences.

A Good Time
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Joined the Crusade - Write a story with any of the CMC as characters.

Chaos Reins - Write a story with Discord as a character.

"Oh, haven't see you around before." - Write a story with an original character.

Spinning Plates!- Have 3 or more ongoing multi-chapter stories at once

Now kiss! - Write a romance story.

Never Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Put Off Until Next Tuesday... - Add more than 100 stories to your Read Later list.

"All for one,one for all" - write a collaboration story.

What Was That Flash Of Pink? - Follow 20 members on FIMFiction.

"Who Turned Off The Lights?!"-- write a story with the [dark] tag

"When Worlds Collide"-- write a story with the [crossover] tag

"Ponies with Hands" -- write a story with the [anthro] tag

"Primates" -- write a story with the [human] tag

"How Did That Work Again?"-- write a story with the [random] tag

Groups

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My Least Mediocre Stories

  • At This Very Moment, Equestria Burns The Guardian takes the Avatar to a strange land filled with talking, colorful horses. Can he escape this world and get to Britannia before The Guardian destroys it? (An Ultima Crossover) by The Guardian and Friends 1,207 words · 261 views · 12 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Changeling: Alpha Chrysalis' second in command, Alpha, is assigned to go to Ponyville just as himself. When he gets picked on for being a freak of nature, a young mare helps him in his time of need. by The Guardian and Friends 2,500 words · 549 views · 36 likes · 13 dislikes

STATUS

Dating Status: Reserved for Lemon-Senpai.

Open for editing: EEYUP

Open for story/chapter requests: BRING ON THE PMS!

Open for pre reading: Yes


Upcoming Stories:

Flying above the Seedlings:

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Ice Frost and his Philosophical Thoughts:

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Meta: A story about three FiMfiction users possesing the bodies of Babs, Fluttershy, and Vinyl Scratch:

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Gay Stallions Anonymous

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The Wall

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A brief intro about us

Hello everypony! You probably came here to figure out who I am, or you're just going to post a really nasty comment because I trashed your story.

For the comment guys, GET OUT! But for the rest of you, here is a short introduction! :

Who are we?

I have a real name, but you can just call me The Guardian or something like that. I am a brony (DUH!) who enjoys really good fimfiction stories and the really AWFUL stories.

I'm Babs, The Guardians, uh, friend/acquaintance. I join him for posting comments on other stories.

How are we?

Most of the time, I am pretty laid back and cool. I usually post informative reviews on good or bad stories on here, while cracking a joke or two.

I LIKE TO FUCK SHIT UP!

Calm down Babs.

NU!

Things we like:

Vidya (video) games
Music (Especially on vinyl.)
Really good movies
And food. Lots of food.

Things we don't like:

ALICORN OCS! :flutterrage:
Felixdawn/Theater Critic-type authors. (People who delete comments and show no remorse to their mistakes.)
Egotistical people who think they are the best authors in the world.
AND shitty movies.

(Shamelessly stolen/used with permission, kind of, from General Skullcoat)




Checklist:
Have 100 followers [x]
Read every famous fanfic on here []
Review My Little Unicorn []
Get Elderado to be friends with me [x]
Ask out my FIMfic crush who turned out to be a guy [x]
Fall in love with a lemon [x]
Make 25 Babs Seed stories []
Finish Anthro Seed []
Make a bad fanfic [x]
Clop to every mane 6 pony [x]
Clop to every CMC [x]
Clop to Babs [xxxxxxx]
Do a huge collab [x]

The Guardian's Favorites

Babs' Favorites stories

Feb
25th
2015

Possibly the worst day Ive had in a while · 5:32pm Feb 25th, 2015

First, during chapel, I had to listen to probably the most homophobic "sermon" rant I've ever heard. Being a bisexual (In public, I say I'm a Pro-LGBT heterosexual.), I was severely offended. I actually considered being an Athiest for a bit, but I couldn't.

Then, just 5 minutes ago, I had an outburst at lunch because my brothers friends pointed at me when my brother said, "point to the asshole."

I'm really depressed now.

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2344809 Theater Critic. Go to THAT account.

He was a right old shithead back in the olden days of FIMFic, enough so that he was slapped with a permaban. The reason Guardian's not coming back is because he was Theater Critic evading a permaban.

And before you bust out the "maybe he'd changed" card (not saying you were going to, but it's so fucking common in these cases), if he was really going to try and make a name for himself again, he should have appealed the original account's ban, and only after the off chance it went through, THEN made the alt as a fresh start. But, if you've seen any of the critiques he prided himself on, he clearly isn't interested in putting full effort into things. Yes, he was behaving (Black Night bullshit notwithstanding), but him even being here was a bannable offense because he didn't put in the effort to legitimize his return. He should have gone through the proper motions if he were truly fully repentant and committed to doing better, rather than just being lazy and doing one of the things that cemented the original account's ban in the first place (alt abuse, if that wasn't clear).

He is remembered as an utter shit, and was still unpopular even before anyone knew who he was. These comments are reflective of that.

This guy has to be one of the most infamous people on this site, but why? and why ban his alt too?
Looking through the comments all I see are people shitting on him, can someone tell me why?

I leave a shit stained flower on this old decaying grave......
holla holla get dolla

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