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re- Yamsmos

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Justin Vernon is my hero





^ This right here might is actually my favorite song of all time.

^ This right here might actually be the sweetest fucking song I've ever listened to.

^ This right here might be the most heartbreaking fucking thing I've ever heard in my life. HE FUCKING GETS UP AND LEAVES HALFWAY THROUGH IT BECAUSE HE'S CRYING AND SHIT.

^ This is the most I've ever wanted to actually full on bawl because of a song. Jesus fucking Christ this glorious man and his painfully aggressive baritone.


My wife, a 1942, Soviet M91/30 I've named Yuri. Say hi!

Wish List
1A.) A God-given, authentic, beautiful MG42. For the love of all that is holy, let me have one. I'll build one. I just want one. My favorite gun ever. ;_;
1B.) Ammo belts and drum mags for an MG42. Just to hold. And dream.
1.) M1903 Springfield, circa 40's (my newest waifu is fucking up my taste in firearms ;_;)
2.) Gewehr 98 (or) Kar98k, preferably of German make, would settle for Turkish
3.) Lee-Enfield No. 4, circa 40's
4.) M1 Garand, probably from CMP, rack grade or whatever's cheapest
5.) Type 38 Arisaka, just to look at because ammo is fucking expensive
6.) World War 1-era German Stahlhelm
7.) World War 2-era German Stahlhelm (maybe SS)
8.) World War 2-era American M1 helmet with netting
9.) World War 2-era German crusher cap with cavalry piping, maybe Erwin Rommel specs
10.) World War 1-era French Adrian helmet, steel-colour

I Currently Own
1.) British Brodie Helmet, repro, real WWII shell
2.) South African Defense Force M83 Battle Jacket, authentic, very expensive
3.) 1960's Soviet Tanker Helmet, authentic, from some lady in Ukraine
4.) 1942 Soviet-made M91/30 bolt-action rifle, Izhevsk factory, with bayonet
5.) ~1200 rounds of 7.62x54R ammunition for said rifle
6.) WWII German gask mask, with gas mask canister and Spanish filter
7.) 1993 U.S. canteen, with WWII U.S. canteen cover
8.) U.S. Civil War Union kepi, repro, but very nice quality
9.) WWII American M43 jacket, repro, fucking love it
10.) WWII German M43 field cap, field gray
11.) [Actually had this for awhile] Colt M4 rifle, pretty standard, with angled foregrip, flip-up rear sight, metal mag, and like a shit ton of PMAGs

Yes, that's me.

Huge Fan Of These People (CLICK THEM)

Rest In Peace, Breezy. Hope you find greener pastures elsewhere.

I Spend Seven Hours Drawing Sometimes, Too (It's Mostly Just Best Horse Octavia Though)

Why yes, I do dabble in weebshit.

I started writing NoteTavia out of a dumb reason but now I actually kind of like what I've done with it. There's no getting off this boat. ;_;

Graciously provided by BleedingEquine!

Hanako Ikezawa is my life and I have not an atom of regret.

But first, some Rin-chan.

Ever hear about charcoals?

It's your sinking divide.

What's Going On With Yamsmos?

Life is not too great at the moment. I've googled a certain hotline a few times this past week only to chicken out. I'll try and figure things out. Thanks.

Recommend me cute moe shit, it's like all I watch. My taste ranges from Girls und Panzer to New Game!

This goes away when 89 is released. JUSTIN PLEASE.

If my user page takes forever to load everything, then I've done a good job.

Courtesy of Adda. Thanks mom.

Can you imagine what it would be like? To be happy? I have found perfection in every imaginable form, but she can never find me.

Shout-out to Regidar for being my first comment ever! Which was just a link to a song based on my first story sharing the same title. Thanks you Hawaiian bastard.

To be completely honest, I feel a bit good about myself that Best Girl isn't some big tiddy dick magnet, but a shy burn victim who loves quietly reading books. Go me?

Why yes, I did donate twenty-five fifty seventy-five bucks to a site full of nothing but Hanako fanart. It's my money, dammit. >:C

Hey look, I got featured. C:

>ywn hang out with Hanako Ikezawa

Why live?

Springfield is my raifu.

"And my heart it always breaks..."

"...and I keep filling up with just this one thing to say."

This GIF genuinely saves me.

So does this one.

You bet your fucking asshole I pasted this together.

Have a cozy Doki! Keep your Dokis warm this winter.

Jesus Christ how many of you DON'T have depression?!

"I've never laughed so loud, I've never laughed so loud, I've never laughed so loud... I think I'm coming down."

Thanks to Regi for showing me this crushing album. Now I mumble "Daddy was an asshole, he fucked you up" everywhere.

Of Monsters And Men is such a great fucking band.

Spoilers for Doki Doki Literature Club, by the way. Go play it first. It's literally free.

Genuinely have no fucking clue why I like this song so much.

Hip-hop isn't really my thing, but you can't get pissy for only knowing this song! I like Whales, too! THIS FUCKING BEAT.

A fucking goldie.

An absolute beauty. Thanks to Phoenix of Aurelius for showing it to me!

Get colonized, bitch.


How Do You Write Octavia's Accent So Well?

Just Watch This Shit Everyday

To whom it may concern.

"Welcome to Conserve-Sums, the best place in town to find everything you could possibly need! Try out our local, market-fresh produce, and check out our hand-picked dairy products delivered daily for your satisfaction! Also, be sure to grab a nice meal at our deli, where some of the best butchers around will take good care of you and your order. Our friendly, kind, and determined staff will do their best to ensure that you have the best time at our store, because there's nothing more important than People and Profit!"

-------> About the "re-" part. <-------

"It’s 'regarding'. People use it in letters and emails. It’s about pointing towards an idea, to amplify that this song is about the stacks. I mean, every song title does that in a way, but I just really wanted to point it out: this song isn’t the stacks, it’s about the stacks."

God, if the me from a year ago knew how much of a weeb I'd become in the coming months, I'm sure I'd be shaking my head wildly and ruing the day I found out.

why is this thing FUCKMNIGN BORKEN

I Write Stories About Broken Ponies

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I have a YouTube channel as well. Feel free to spray the essences of your flaccid cock all over it.

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Aww, cute. I hope I can draw like that some day.

Too late.

Spending Christmas alone, have seasonal depression, and I recently moved so I'm the loneliest I've ever been.

We'll see if I survive the week.

Merry Christmas, Yamsmos! :twilightsmile: Hope you have a good one!

Nice... I have her in two fics. One called Sister Slaves. She's Pinkie's sister. And the other is called Among the Trotting Dead. She hasn't showed up yet in the fic.

Best horse. She's English, has a pretty design, and in my own fics, I've made her quite the character. :ajsmug:

Some one likes Octavia... :trollestia:

I know it's early but I wanted to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving, Yamsmos! :yay:

No idea if you even celebrate it. :derpytongue2:

Yeah, Emi's route is really easy to accidentally do, because it's that one choice on the track where you choose "Run" or "Take it easy."

I played Hanako's route during a bad time for me, so she's just really special to me. :heart:

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Brilliant Words

"A great love is a lot like a good memory. When it's there, and you know it's there, but it's just out of your reach, it can be all you think about. Sure, you can... focus on it, and try to force it, but the more you do... the more you seem to push it away. But. If you're patient, and you just hold still, well, maybe... just maybe, it'll come to you. You just gotta hope you're in the right place for them to find you." -Leonard Church, voiced by Burnie Burns (paraphrased)

"We can't escape the past, so you and her will always last." -Pip, a wonderful friend of mine

"Just because someone can handle the pain does not mean they deserve it." -Pip

"'I've learned this much about marriage,' he said now, 'you get tested. You find out who you are, who the other person is, and how you accommodate or don't.'" -Morrie Schwartz, Tuesdays With Morrie

"If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning." -Horse Friend, a really good horse

"Sometimes you gotta just keep plugging away until something sticks."

"You can be alone without being lonely." -Horse Friend

"It's always darkest before the dawn." -Hank Schrader

"Don't take pity on the shitty."

"And at once I knew, I was not magnificent." -Justin Vernon, Holocene

"Music is like air to me, and I just want to help you breathe." -Oliver Tank, Help You Breathe

"Don't let the world convince you your dreams are a fantasy, there's always time." -Oliver Tank

"The second someone favorites your fanfiction, you have a responsibility to finish it. Someone showed faith in your story, show that you are worthy of it." -Dragonalias, a guy I don't even know

"We are all just dumb all the time, that doesn't mean our words are." - Sunshine What might've been lost don't bother me.

"Who I have is what I carry home." -Justin Vernon, 89

"The last enemy is always you."

"We need darkness to appreciate light and all that. Loneliness to appreciate friendship and love; sadness to appreciate alcohol." -Horse Friend

"'Stop quoting me' -Horse Friend. That's all I ask for. Also, stop fucking quoting me." -Horse Friend

"I'm the little star in SoCal that never goes out." -Horse Friend, regarding the Visitor's Map (which was super nice holy shit)

"I really love you as a human being." -Whom I shall gladly call, "Ms. re: Stacks"

Good Winter Wall

Best Bon Iver song. Short and brutal.


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