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What happens when the Reds and Blues finally get Church out of the Epsilon unit? Caboose decides he wants a turn in the unit, of course! What happens next? Well let's just say he always did say he wanted a pony, now he has a world full of them.

[Before asking questions in the comments, please read!]
- The first chapter is the end of the ninth season. I put it there just to ease the flow of the story.
- You will probably be extremely confused if you have not seen the last two seasons of Red vs Blue.
- You will probably be even MORE confused if you have never heard of Caboose.
- I placed a series of hyphens to show when the story becomes my own work during the prologue.
- Click here to watch the series if you have not.

Uploaded to FimFiction: Monday, March 5th, 2011 at 2:30 PM.
Uploaded to RvBfics: Monday, March 26th, 2011 at 11:50 PM.
Linked on Bungie.net: Saturay, March 31st, 2011 at 3:29 AM.

Proofread/Edited By - Pissfer

Current Title Image:
The Group by ~Butts-are-Nice

Past Title Images:
Caboose and Pinkie by ~SarahWidiyanti
Caboose and Pinkie by ~Farore769
Church and Twilight by ~Farore769

Dramatic Readings:

Fan Art:
Caboose's Drawing by ~Depressing Rain

Chapters (257)
Comments ( 13444 )

We need about 50 milligrams of boom chicka wow wow in this fic STAT!!!

Ponified Red vs Blue? With Caboose? Pardon me if I don't read this immediately, but I have to clean my pants.

Well, you've captured Caboose's personality perfectly. The writing is fairly well done, but there are a few errors, mostly in comma placement. Nothing I feel like detailing right now.

One issue: it was a little difficult to tell if Caboose was still human or had been turned into a pony until Rarity called him a stallion. The personalities of the mane six are a little flat as well, but they're not really the stars of the story.

In any case, this isn't bad. Might have to check back on it some time.

I can speak just like sarge. I mean it's scary how good I can do his voice. I have actually help a friend do a fan dub of RvB and I did sarge, it was amazing.

wow, i never though i would see such a perfect characterization of caboose before. with that + pinkie pie X caboose shipping!? how can i not track?

Yeah, I wrote this at about 5 in the morning so there will be quite a few errors and you are correct, I am not going to be really going on any of the ponies in much details besides Pinkie.

An now that you mention it I will go and fix it so Caboose finds out about his no-hands much faster.

And everyone else, I thank you for your nice words :unsuresweetie:

Pinkie Pie x Caboose.

The word "terrifying" comes to mind.

*Finishes first chapter.

YES :pinkiehappy:


Thank you, I did not expect there to be so many RvB fans on here, but I am happy that I am playing it off right :raritywink:

You sir, are a genius. Please, I need more!:pinkiehappy:


I feel bad for thinking this but I can't wait for Church to come and ruin Caboose's fun

"A loser." Church said" i didit even read the whole thing and saw this. fix it, NOW!

Fixed, thanks for catching that. I originally had planned for Church to be there now, but decided I would like to make it a longer story then I had planned, seeing as people seem to be somehow liking this story ;P

D'aaawwwwww. You gotta love Caboose. Also Pinkie is perfect for him.:pinkiehappy:

Reading back this chapter (and not for proof reading) I actually daw'd a bit myself. Didn't think I would :twilightblush:

291734 also, you should probably ad a romance tag. alternate universe doesn't fit.
291740 and the best part is that nopony considered that untill today. this IS the best day EVER! also, no dislikes yet! (cant say im surprised, everyone loves caboose. except for tucker. and church. and the reds. and tex. and... i think il stop now)

Changed that. I had not originally planned for them to get together, I really planned on them just hanging out, but I am glad a changed that :pinkiesmile:

291756 i would say get rid of the random tag also, but EVERYTHING with caboose is random.

And everything with Pinkie is random.
That makes it a double random.

Just making Caboose a pony has melted my brain. :derpyderp1:
You have done what many have only thought of even bothering to do...
And now I'll have to kill you for doing it before me :pinkiecrazy:

Who's to say (that is if Caboose goes back) that Pinkie won't go back with him? :twilightblush:

Shhhh you're guessing one of the other ones :O


The soundtrack of rvb is helping me think of the endings and I don't know how I'll choose now :twilightsheepish:

I LOVE THIS! PLEASE KEEP IT GOING! church better never come and get him :pinkiehappy:

i have always wondered why no one made something like this and now i have found it. this is to great keep going

It's... too... epic...:fluttershyouch: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-*explodes*
Church: "Caboose! What'd you do to him?!:twilightangry2:"
Caboose: "That wasn't me...:rainbowderp:... Tucker did it."
Tucker: "Hey!"

This is the 3rd Red vs Blue crossfic I've read, and it is so amazing.

Keep up the good work. I just might support CaboosexPinkie :pinkiecrazy:

i cant believe this thing still has no dislikes. its amazing. i support this fact. we might even get it up on the featured bar!

pfffffffft :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
cant say i saw that coming. id prefer if this went on a littel longer. theirs so much potential for this to be a great fic. but if you really want to end it, don't ask us for an opinion, do what you think will be best.
edit: feels?

F***ING GENIUS.:pinkiehappy:

Alright guys, I'm letting you guys choose how the story ends/continues. The choices are at the end of the fifth chapter.
Yes. Pinkie/Caboose might end up getting hurt... badly.

this is the key word efend, use it!

Choose one of the actual choices :twilightsmile:

#1 - Caboose stays put.
#2 - Church tries to make Caboose leave, but he fights back.
#3 - Caboose get's forced out.
#4 - Caboose goes out, but Pinkie Pie tags along - (Warning, this ending may contain feels meaning something sad WILL happen)
#5 - Celestia intervenes in a good way.
#6 - Celestia intervenes in a sad way.

First one to get three votes will be the ending I play off of :twilightsheepish:

He just finally had enough time to think :rainbowderp:

Honestly I'd really like for Church and Sarge to stick before they all left or what have you.

For endings (which I hope is NOT going to approaching just yet) I'd pick #2

They'll be staying for 1 or 2 chapters to see what Caboose has been doing, but then I will choose
(I am hoping for number 2 as well, because I have a plan for Carolina :trixieshiftleft: and not a good one :trixieshiftright:)

Celestia ending #1 - Intervenes in a good way.

292680 Celestia ending #1 :trollestia:

If this gets a sad ending I will eat your legs :twilightangry2:

How about the pinkie pie pie and caboose leave, it would somehow tie into cannon for season 10...

Happy Ending 2! No, wait, Celestia intervenes in a happy way! No, wait, Happy Ending 2 is better! Or is it? I guess... Not really. What about Celestia intervenes in a happy way? I guess that could work, but what about Happy Ending 2? That would work even better! Or would it?

...All right, I kid. I vote A secret ending! In which Caboose is granted free access through the two worlds. Now that'd be fun to see. Right? Right?
...No? Fine. Happy Ending 2 then.

That is what I was thinking when I thought of that outcome :raritywink:

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