Realization
Twilight got out of her room and made her way downstairs, where Church was looking through the bookshelves.
"Hello Church." Twilight said quietly as she walked up behind him.
"Hey Twilight." Church grunted, his eyes still scanning the shelves.
"Do you like to read?" Twilight asked happily.
"Not really. I just figured I should do something rather than sit around all day." Church muttered.
"Are you looking for anything in particular?" Twilight asked as she walked next to him to help.
"Nope, just looking at what you've got. I have to say, for all the books you have you certainly don't have much of a selection." Church said with a laugh.
"What do you mean by that?" Twilight asked curiously.
"Well you mostly just have books on magic and history, you don't have any fictional books." Church said then chuckled lightly."I didn't think I'd ever hear myself putting magic in the same category as non-fiction."
Twilight giggled and used her magic and pulled out a few books. She looked at their titles and nodded at a few of them. She stacked them on top of each other and placed them on the table.
"What kind of books are those?" Church asked.
"I pulled out a variety of books. There is an adventure book, a book on psychology..." Twilight said and looked away. "And a book on magic."
"Of course it is." Church said. "I should probably start learning this magic stuff anyways."
"If you need any help with anything don't hesitate to tell me." Twilight said as she walked in to the next room.
"Will do." Church grunted.
Church grabbed the magic book out of the stack and looked at the cover. The title was 'Magic for Fillies'. Church looked at the door to the other room and grunted.
"I guess I should start with the basics anyways." Church muttered dryly before opening the book. He quickly glossed over the first few pages that explained how to do seemingly menial things, like how to open a door. Church shrugged and focused on the door and his horn had a faint glow to it. He squinted his eyes on the handle of the door and started walking closer to it. He then closed his eyes fully and the door shot open and he felt a searing pain shoot through his face as the door hit him in the face.
"Hey, I did it!" Church said in a voice that was a mix of happiness and pain.
"The fuck are you on about?" Tucker asked quietly.
Church's eyes snapped open and he glared at Tucker.
"Of course, it's just you." Church grunted sourly. "What are you doing here?"
"I screwed up." Tucker said quietly.
"Well isn't that a surprise? It is good to see you are keeping up with your fuck up quota." Church said.
"No, I mean I think I really screwed up this time." Tucker muttered.
Church stared silently at Tucker, noting his bloodshot eyes. "What happened?" Church said after a few seconds of silence.
"Long story short, I stood up for Dash, she said she loved me, I didn't." Tucker said.
"Well done, you receive the biggest idiot of the year awards. Better go tell Caboose that his reign as champion is over." Church said with a cruel laugh.
"Honestly, I don't even fucking care." Tucker muttered, about to turn back out the door. "I should have known you would be a dick as usual."
"You've never really been the most supportive guy either." Church said.
"That's because you're always bitching about something." Tucker laughed roughly.
"What do you want me to do then?" Church asked.
"I don't know, you usually do something stupid that ends up going well for you." Tucker replied.
"When has anything ever gone well for me exactly?" Church asked curiously.
"That's not important." Tucker groaned. "You need to help me figure this out."
"I need to help you? Why would I want to do that? I think it's hilarious seeing you this far up shit creek." Church said.
Before Tucker could say anything, Twilight walked back in to the room. "Hello Tucker, what brings you here?"
"Do you think you could help me?" Tucker asked quietly.
"That depends what you need help with." Twilight replied.
"He thinks that Rainbow Dash likes him and he pissed her off." Church said.
"I can try to help." Twilight said, nodding slowly. "Tell me everything that happened."
Tucker sat down and quickly ran through the details; the Wonderbolts, the stunt, how he teleported, the dinner and finally where Dash said she liked him.
"Rainbow Dash was always a stubborn pegasus so we may have a bit of trouble." Twilight said.
"She sounds like the perfect match for Tucker then." Church chuckled.
Tucker ignored Church and kept looking at Twilight.
"Do you think you have anything you could say that would help me?" Tucker asked.
"Maybe." Twilight said as she searched her thoughts. Her eyes went wide for a brief moment and she looked at Tucker. "Tell me about your dream."
"What dream?" Tucker asked.
"The nightmare you had, about the cupcakes." Twilight said quietly.
"How is that going to help me exactly?" Tucker moaned.
"Just do it." Church said.
"Fine." Tucker muttered.
Tucker then gave a quick summary of his nightmare. Twilight looked over to Church and they both nodded slowly as he finished his story.
"There, did that help?" Tucker asked sarcastically.
"More than you would think." Twilight replied quietly.
"What do you mean?" Tucker asked hesitantly.
"I don't think you were scared to die..." Twilight said quietly.
"Okay, good to know. What does that have to do with anything?" Tucker asked.
"She means that you were scared for Rainbow Dash." Church said.
"No way, I'm a manly man. I don't have time for bullshit feelings." Tucker grunted.
"You really are like her." Twilight noted.
"So I was worried about her. How is that going to help me?" Tucker asked.
"Maybe you should tell her how you actually feel. She likes you for you, as surprising as that is. Why would you throw it away just because you are afraid of saying three words." Church said.
Tucker blinked for a few seconds and slowly nodded as it sunk in. "You're right." Tucker said quickly. "You know, maybe you aren't as big of a bitch as I thought you were Church."
"I already regret helping you." Church laughed.
"Seriously though, thanks." Tucker said, taking off straight for Rainbow Dash's place.
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Ps. Damn sexy timing again DarkWing.
Ouch.
Good chapter
Second.
Also Church reacted the sameway I thought he would nice.
428632 No kidding, i just finished reading the first 53 chapters
They make it sound so easy
It's all fun and games until Tucker goes the way of Grif when the group met Tex again
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It ain't over yet
When in doubt, seek Church for help.
He may be an asshole (like the all arent... wellll Caboose is probably the only exeption) but Church always finds a way to help.
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Still missing something but that's all I will say on the subject
428890
Beautiful
Ah, I love how you're so speedy with these chapters. Can't wait to see how RD reacts.
428890
My fever! It's cured!
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Definatly one of the most funny comments I have seen.
429270>>429082>>428890
If you guys are wondering I love cowbell because of this video.
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428890 Manly tears were shed when I read that.
456522 Manly tears of laughter. That IS the best shit ever... Especially considering the love story earlier.
428890 Ok, so... your job is to make a story spinoff from this, and add as much cowbell as the audience asks for.
Guess what, I should be studying for my finals, but instead I read all 54 chapters so far and don't plan to stop.
This story is just so good!
i need help....i read 54 chapters in one shot and have no intent of stopping
Caboose's reign is over.
that awkward moment when he thinks church means "I forget you" and gets kicked in the balls from behind when staring off into the distance away from Rainbow
"i love you"
putting your balls on the table and seeing if she will drop that anvil on them.
1 problem, magic for fillies implies it's for young female ponies!
three simple words...
*RD opens the door*
Tucker: I FORGET YOU!
RD What the hell?
428632 way dat go here have rin
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429285 Wouldnt it be like this?
Church: Then tell her you love her!
Tucker: Your right! *Goes to RDs house* WE DONT HAVE A SEX NIGHT WITH A COWBELL!
RD: How about you lay down that cowbell?
Tucker: If sex wants more cowbell then we gotta give it MOAR COWBELL!!!!
I GOT A FEVER! AND THE ONLY CURE IS MORE COWBELL!
Thanks a bunch. Now I'll be spending all my time seeing to it that Tucker apologizes. I did NOT come all this way to see him fuck up that badly.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have over a hundred chapters to skim through.
Tucker? Realising he fucked up? Bro, I know this is YOUR story, but that is not Tucker one. Fucking. Bit.
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Oh no!
Character development!
How ever shall we survive?
If Tucker really cared about her that much, then why did he leave her in the bakery to run off like a little bitch?
2770162 WE ARE DOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2142471 Dude, what kind of guy wouldn't realize at that point that he screwed up?
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I'll tell you what kind of guy... Tucker