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Barrobroadcaster


Let ideas and all speech be free. I will respect your ideas, your characters, your ponies. Feel free to ask me anything!

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Also known as Adopt-a-raptor. Enjoy.

How can you suppress 65 million years of gut instinct? Dinosaurs and ponies... how can they possibly coexist? Well, the Mane 6 are about to find out when everypony's favorite animal lover signs for a rather large package from a mysterious company called "InGen". Welcome to... Jurassic Ponyville.

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Comments ( 42 )

When is the next chapter due?

3117778 I'm very sorry but I'm not sure. I want to hit 100 stories in the next couple weeks or so, it's a personal goal.

Again, I apologize but I don't know when the next chapter will be done. If you have any ideas or would like to talk about it or anything else, feel free to PM me.:heart:

This story has much promise. Even more so if the newest addition to Fluttershy's home really likes her but considers everypony else to be some kind of chew toy to play with.

3117863 We still don't even know what's in the box yet. Could be a tape recorder. You don't know. Not even I know... and I'm literally writing it right now.
Could you tell me please? Where am I going with this?
...
Nah, I'm just messing. But would you like me to go somewhere with this? I've got dinosaurs and ponies! And I'm mixing them together~
Seriously, if you want to add an ingredient, just lemme know.

3117880 As long as there is a scene in which our friendly neighborhood velociraptor is chewing on a pony like this , I shall be happy.

you are aware that a velociraptor is only about the size of chicken.

I think everyone's thinking of the utah raptor, like the size in Jurassic Park (sounds much cooler than a two foot tall chicken

I now have a feeling to sing "Jurassic Park" by Weird Al Yankovic. Well at least it's not a T-Rex. Can you imagine a T-Rex chasing poor Fluttershy throughout Ponyville, while Doug Walker's "I'm a Motherf---ing T-Rex playing as background music?

3118374 actually the velociraptors in Jurassic Park were based off of deinonychus, not utah raptor.

3118335>>3118418
I was not aware of that, that is very interesting. But I think it would be more interesting if Ponyville were terrorized by the movie adaptation rather than a prehistoric chicken.

3119564 Doesn't look like it even has teeth. As far as those toenails go, those look pretty sharp but still meh.

They aren't vegans, they do use eggs. And the pigs are fattened up and sold to the Gryphons. :pinkiehappy:

Lol I luv the idea of this plz make the next chapter a priority.

Hmm me thinks this story is progressing well so far. please keep it up for i am awaiting to determine if this story is as good as i think it will be.

i love le epic meme pic dude xD.

3117880 Pet gigantosaurus... Plz...

I hope Fluttershy doesn't bitch once she finds what it eats

Saw the title, laughed my ass off. Read the chapter, and now I want more. Please continue soon.

Only one word: MOAR! :flutterrage: :flutterrage:
We need more stories with dinosaurs in this site

3982252 Agreed. And we need a sequel to Halo Wars.

3982580 Indeed, though from what I've heard the Spirit of Fire and her crew will reappear in one of the next issues of Halo Escalation.
P.S. Can't wait to see the next chapter. What's in the mysterious box...?
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3984838 Now hold on a second, Dragon hunter, a boat's a boat but the mystery box could be anything! IT COULD EVEN BE A BOAT!

3988637
Yeah, but what kind of boat? If you remove the cover, you get a raft. But if you have the whole box, you have a submarine :pinkiegasp:

I'm tempted to follow this in case the author decides to continue.

Raptor's name should be Clever Girl, because why the :yay: not?

I just realized something... A velociraptor is a prehistoric Scootaloo!!!! Fluttershy ordered a freaking pony-eating orange chicken!!!

:yay: Who's the cute little sickle-clawed predator? She's just a little feathery sweetheart, isn't she? Who's a clever girl?

MOARMOARMOAR PLEAEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:pinkiehappy:

Very eager?
More like very hungry.
Fluttershy or Celestia or who ever thinks this is a safe (predator) creature is not a clever girl:fluttercry:
But the raptor is...
A...
Clever girl.

Ooh, interesting start! I can't wait to see where this goes. :twilightsmile:

5917365 You couldn't resist now could you? You just had to make a clever girl joke? well you get a moustache on the house :moustache:

6633503 I tried I really did try to not do it but the clever girl joke was too powerful, too powerful man!:fluttercry:

6633509 Its okay, just go quietly...
*shoots in head*
ssshhhhhhhhh :pinkiecrazy: sleep now...

6633554 *Takes out two bayonets* You'd think that would kill me, but it doesn't, you can say I'm a very big fan of Alexander Anderson so I got some sugery to get the same power as him, Full regeneration even if it's fatal *Points one bayonet* Now you sleep! *Insane Laughter followed by a lo of slashing*:pinkiecrazy:

3982580

Agreed. And we need a sequel to Halo Wars.

You got your wish

Also, YAY BEST DINOSAUR~
I honestly hope you update this, this makes me think of Blue from Jurassic World~ :yay: InGen baby! :rainbowdetermined2:

*pokes at the poor dead corpse of a story*

Is this ever gonna get updated or is this officially dead? I love the idea, also agree on the need of more dino stories on here :3 and here's an idea, just like the movie where they f up and make it so the Dino's can change gender have a second raptor and it be the same gender and change over night in reaction to it's opposite counterpart.

9829448
I'm sorry but a lot of shit has gone down in my life this year. I lost my dad, I recently had to sell my house, I live with two total fucking dumbass chemically-dependent invalids, just a lot of shit has gone on. It's hard enough for me to update my main story every week.

But I'm continuing to write in all the stories that people are halfway interested in, including this one and my Pirates crossover. It's just very slow going.

9829506
Im so sorry to hear that, I hope things get better for you.

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