Chapter 10 - "Rainbow Gets Dashed"
"Dammit." Tucker muttered, covered with scrapes and bruises. "This sucks, do we have to do this right now?."
"If you want to sleep in an actual bed, then yes." Rainbow Dash stated haughtily, laying on a cloud with her arms behind her head. "But I heard the ground can be pretty comfy too."
"Lavernious Tucker does NOT sleep on the ground." Tucker yelled, shooting up into the air. "Hey I'm doing it!"
Tucker then grabbed onto the cloud and stopped flapping his wings before he got on.
"Fuck!" Tucker yelled in despair as he landed on his head and Rainbow Dash burst with laughter.
"You're pretty good at flying, you know that?" Rainbow Dash said, wiping a tear out of her eye.
"You could help me ya know." Tucker complained, getting up.
"Hey I just have to watch you. Celestia said nothing about helping." Rainbow Dash said with a smirk.
"This is my first day here, how the hell am I supposed to learn to fly in ten minutes?" Tucker yelled.
"Trust me, there's a LOT of things I could do in ten SECONDS flat." Rainbow Dash boasted.
"Same with me, they just usually involve women and a lot of moaning." Tucker said with a smirk.
Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow and Tucker winked at her. Rainbow Dash then shook her head, understanding what he meant. "If you think you're getting any, you are going to be sorely disappointed."
"Oh now I understand. You're a butch aren't you?" Tucker said.
"Excuse me?" Rainbow Dash yelled with anger.
"You know what I mean. You obviously have a thing for ladies." Tucker said. "But don't worry about it, I find that stuff hot. Maybe we can even snag a menage a trois. Bow-chika-bow-w-"
Rainbow Dash snarled and jumped on the cloud, sending a lightning bolt which struck Tucker.
"Ow! What the fuck was that for?" Tucker asked, then got up. "Oh right. But hey, you aren't being any help so you will have to suffer through me." Rainbow Dash opened her mouth to object. "Princess’ orders." Tucker quickly interjected with a tight smirk.
Rainbow Dash glared and they both started to laugh.
"You know, you're an alright guy." Rainbow Dash said. "Aside from the whole idiot thing."
"I was about to say the same thing to you." Tucker said. "But replace idiot with bitch."
Rainbow Dash sighed and flew to the ground.
"Alright I was tired of waiting for you anyways." Rainbow Dash said. "Okay the first thing you need to do is focus. Without focus, you may as well just quit right now."
"Oh really? I thought the first step would be to make sweet, sweet love." Tucker said sarcastically.
"Focus." Rainbow Dash grunted, striking Tucker on the back of the head.
"Dammit, alright. I'm tired of getting hurt anyways." Tucker said, straightening up.
"Good. The second step is to start flapping your wings." Rainbow Dash explained.
"Oh really? That wasn't obvious." Tucker said.
"I could just fly away right now you know." Rainbow Dash said.
"Yeah." Tucker agreed, then winked at Rainbow Dash. "But you won't."
"Are you finally going to start listening and shut up?" Rainbow Dash said, smiling softly.
"Sure." Tucker said. "If you actually start giving me advice that will help."
"Fine." Rainbow Dash said, picking up Tucker and flying straight up in the air.
"Wait, what are you doing? Are you crazy?" Tucker yelled against the pressure of the wind.
"You want advice or not?" Rainbow Dash asked, stopping miles above the ground.
"Well, yeah." Tucker said.
"Here's your advice." Rainbow Dash yelled, dropping Tucker. "Fly."
"You're fucking kidding me!" Tucker yelled, falling down.
He judged the distance from the ground and he guessed he had roughly thirty seconds. He started to fall faster as he turned his body to a nose dive.
"This better fucking work!" He yelled, opening up his wings.
The quickly approaching ground started to grow with less speed as he pulled up from the dive and started travelling parallel to the ground. But his victory was short lived as he was now flying straight towards a tree. He flapped his wings once, with as much force as he could muster which allowed him to soar just out of harm’s way.
"Hey... I'm doing it!" Tucker yelled "You're going to eat it now Dash."
Tucker flipped on his side and forced his head up, which made him do a sharp turn, heading straight for Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash yelped, quickly turning around to fly away from Tucker. She flew as fast as she could for ten seconds and she turned around, expecting Tucker to have fallen behind. What she didn't know, however, was that Tucker had actually been moving faster than her. Tucker wrapped his legs around her and plummeted towards the ground.
"Got you!"
"That's what you think." Rainbow Dash smirked.
She then used all of her force to pull up from the downwards spiral and exerted so much pressure that Tucker felt as if he had just exploded forward, and when he looked behind him he could see a multicolored explosion, with a trail of rainbows leading right up to them.
"What are you doing?" Tucker asked.
"What?" Rainbow Dash yelled, throwing him off of her. "Afraid you can't keep up?"
"Nope." Tucker yelled smugly back at her. "I'm afraid you can't keep up with ME."
Tucker then pulsed forward, using an unknown source of energy and Rainbow heard a loud bang, much like the sound of thunder. She turned around and saw a trail of white light and electricity pushing Tucker towards her.
"You've got to be kidding me." Rainbow Dash said, jaw dropping.
She shook her head and pushed forward, trying to escape Tucker. She felt a small nip of electricity on her ankle and when she turned she saw Tucker holding onto it.
"Give up yet?" Tucker asked.
"Not quite." Rainbow Dash laughed.
Rainbow Dash then stopped abruptly and kicked her leg in front of her, using Tucker’s speed against him. Tucker realized this and got launched forward screaming. He then slammed into a tree upside down and slowly slid down. Rainbow Dash flew down to Tucker who was now on the ground.
"Feel like saying anything now?" Rainbow Dash laughed.
"No, not really. Nothing... other than I totally schooled you!"
"That's because I was going easy on you." Rainbow Dash said.
"So was I." Tucker retorted, getting up. "My back is fucking killing me though."
"Let's go back to my place now." Rainbow Dash said, lowering her hoof and Tucker grabbed it. "I think you've earned the right to sleep there."
"Oh yeah, time for some hot pony action." Tucker exclaimed.
Rainbow Dash blushed a little then shook it off and laughed. "Not quite. You can sleep in my bed, but that's because I don't have anywhere else for you to sleep. We aren't going to do anything."
"Aw, way to be a buzz kill." Tucker said with a smile. "Oh well, my balls still probably haven't healed yet anyways."
"Quit being a cry baby and let's go." Rainbow Dash said, flying away, closely followed by Tucker.
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Time for Simmons and Rarity.
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Sweet Celestia, you updated fast.
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I'll take those as compliments
296665 Eh you can take that as a complement from me take five thumbs up xD keep it up i cant wait for more fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/066/3/b/fim_thumb_up_by_crashman101-d4s2idx.jpg fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/066/3/b/fim_thumb_up_by_crashman101-d4s2idx.jpg fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/066/3/b/fim_thumb_up_by_crashman101-d4s2idx.jpg fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/066/3/b/fim_thumb_up_by_crashman101-d4s2idx.jpg fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/066/3/b/fim_thumb_up_by_crashman101-d4s2idx.jpg
Your pace reminds me of how I was working with my first fic. I totally see a good sibling-like connection with Tucker and Dash that could possibly blossom later. Keep up the good work
Oh good god. It's like you actually work for Rooster Teeth.
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I know, it's like they were made for each other.
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Thank you kind sir
Also do you guys think I should bring Doc in here? He wouldn't come in any time soon, but I was just curious.
You have Tucker perfect. Good show!
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Bringing in Doc is definitely a good idea.
While you're at it, bring in as many RvB characters as possible.
This fic is probably in second place right behind Fallout: Equestria (sorry, it will take a monster to dethrone Kkat's masterpiece) for best fan fic I have ever read. I just can't believe how well you are characterizing them all... I am just in shock it's so good
. And also You paired together my two favorite characters right here.
Shame Tex is gone for good. She and Luna would hit it off swimmingly.
i can see these 2 getting along nicely.....very nicely indeed
Sorry, losing interest. Yeah, it's Blue vs. Red, but having him learn how to fly AND be faster than her all in one day? Gary Stu, sorry. What makes Dash 'The Dash' is that she's the ONLY one who can break the sound barrier. Then TUCKER of all ponies comes along and does it his first day? Sorry, but that's bucking Gary Stu lame shit right there. (Not like that's going to make me stop reading, but seriously dude, getting abilities like that needs SOME explination if it doesn't happen via training or studying or whatever. It's just lame otherwise. Just my opinion, of course, so I won't be insulted if you just ignore me completely.)
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It does get explained later, don't worry.
If you bring in anyone, it should be Donut.... and given to Derpy to "look after". Though considering I have over 80 chapters to go, you may have already done that.
im starting to like tucker now giggigty giggity goo
Tucker's a fast worker, I'll give him that.
594634 WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE MAGICAL TREVOR I KNOW AND LOVE?!?!? Seriously haven't seen such a childish- sounding rage from you before so that little rant shocked me. I mean seriou- these are not the droids I am looking for, move along, move along.
647948 If you knew me, then you'd KNOW that I AM childish! xD You see... Here, I'll let you in on a little secret: No one really grows up! We just learn how to act in public.
And yeah, re-reading it, it's poorly worded, (My comment, not the story.) but I was truly and honestly shocked. I mean, I've read other fanfics where an OC or someone else learns how to do the Sonic Rainboom, or some variation thereof, but they took the time to have to train to get there, not just 'Oh look, it's my first day in Equestria and I can do something that took Rainbow Dash years and years of training to do on command!' I mean, if an OC or HiE did that, they'd get flamed SO badly. But replace that OC or HiE with Tucker, and suddenly it's completely fine? How?
(On the OTHER hand, it DOES allow me to say that he's the fastest colt alive! (That's what SHE said! Bow-chicka-bow-wow. XD))
It doesn't really feel explained later, but whatever.
(You obviously don't know Trevor very well then! I stick my hoof in my mouth ten times a day! I've gotten better since I stopped speaking Illeitically, but I still do it a lot.)
Tucker starts getting sassed and I'm thinkin'.
"Started talking back.
Whadya know?
Pulled back my right hoof,
And slapped da ho'."
So....this is gonna turn into clop in a few chapters?
God the title pic makes imagining these guys so hard, Im just gonna start imagining them as basic stallions that are bold and tail-less.
okay so we have Caboose and PInkie, Rainbow dash and Tucker please stop there
Someone whos already read this, please, please tell me theres no tuckerdash
BOW-CHIKA-BOW-WOW
Shut up and take my flutershy. That makes 5.
Oh god the sheer amount of redundancy in their statements.
Oh Tucker, you dirty fucker.
1010305 Indeed that little Tucker is indeed something...
DOn't know if i'll ever see poor rainbow the same way ever.... again :(
Ok. I have only seen around 11 episodes of first season, but I can manage fine without being confused so far. Enjoying the story greatly, but don't know why the tragedy mark is there. All I see is laughter.
Tucker does realize he is technically commuting beastiality?
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He has experience with dating other species though.
I'm hoping wash or Carolina shows up. They might, but I haven't got that far yet.
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o rly? I got 214 chapters to go. XD
Story that never ends? FINE BY ME!
HOLY SHIT!!!! It looks like Rainbow Dash might not be the fastest Pegasus anymore yaaaaaaay!!!!
Rainbow Dash then shook her head, understanding what he meant. "If you think you're getting any, you are going to be sorely disappointed."
HA!
1361008 And I have 246 left! XD
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Ive never even seen it and Im following with basic he said she said info
1239163 oh, do you mean crunchbite?
...not gonna say it.
Bow Chicka Honk Honk
296535 I have one thing, and only one thing to say to you, you magnificent mustached dog wearing a top hat weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/i-found-exactly-one-fuck-it-is-my-gift-to-you.jpg keep forever near you, and when you see it, think of how much I love this story. Use it to keep yourself going. Go with the blessing of 60's Spiderman
If tucker is faster than dash, does that he is faste than her in other situations also (if you get what i mean)
5993619 Bow chicka bow wow