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DarkWing


RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

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Pinkie Pie invites her friends over with the promise of one of the greatest meals of all time. When they get there, however, it is revealed that Pinkie is not the one that is cooking, but rather two tall creatures who occasionally squawk like birds.
And they're about to permanently change the friendship game.
Wachu know about love and tolerance, hater?

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My one regret is that it isn't as funny as I wanted it to be.
Not sure if I'll make anymore chapters of this, but I will not block that thought out entirely.
Celestia/Luna might need a chapter.
And maybe Discord.

.........
That is all.....

Your link fails :rainbowwild:

Pinkie's gonna love tasting the Rainbow. :pinkiehappy:

The link failed me. so instead i went and listened to this, it was epic.

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The song got taken down the day before I published. Ahwell replaced it with the same song.
And yeah, Light Mask, that was the song that was originally there. :rainbowwild:
974109
Is... that a good thing?
974123
IKR?

AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Favoriting this NOW!!

I've never felt a mix of confusion and excitement all at the same time.

I LOVE IT! :pinkiehappy:

Fav!!

Oni

968921 yes. my god discord would love some of that S*squawk*t

THIS WAS BUCKING AMAZING!:flutterrage:

Ummmmmmmm.
Okayyy

974183
No, don't!
974215
Thank you. :pinkiehappy:
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974240
Totes.
Dack Janiesl rainin' from the sky.
974252
Thank ye kindly good sir.

974276
Shhhh, it's going to be okay.
You just need to accept Muscles Glasses as your lord and savior.

I can't tell you ow many times I laughed!:pinkiehappy:

974283 bro this is the greatest crossover fic ever :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

974287
Thanks. :rainbowkiss:
974288
He's the hero Ponyville deserves...
974338
Well I wouldn't go that far (I think it's horrid lol), but thank you for the compliment. :pinkiehappy:

man, this was funny.

MOTHER OF GOD! THIS IS SO EPIC! That line at the end. Taste the Rainbow. Yes.

I can totally see this getting featured! Great story! Me likey!

Dang this had me laughing for a good minute in my bed and I now know it is uncomfortableto laugh in my bed but what eves it was worth it since this fic is so dang epic. :pinkiehappy:

Serously, you should write more of this, simply because it's Epic Meal Time. I love to see what else Muscles Glasses does. =3

Why the in the name of Muscles Glasses can I only like this once!:rainbowlaugh:

I keep on pressing like but nothing's f*squawk*ing happening mo*squawk*er, Take all my internets.

I seriously lol'ed at this.

974513
Thanks.
974515
To be honest I felt that line was kinda unfunny because of how painfully obvious it was. :rainbowlaugh:
974532
Doubt it, but that'd be cool. :moustache:
974584
I appreciate it. :twilightsmile:
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Perhaps.
974700
Because Muscles Glasses bit off your other thumb.
974793
Thanks, I wasn't sure anybody would like this. :ajsmug:

974915
That's a pretty accurate representation of me after reading this.

Oh god my ribs :rainbowlaugh:. Very accurate representation of them 5/5.

968921 Not funny? I should shove gay bacon strips down your mouth! This was hilarious! Yes, Luna and Celestia need a chapter.

My god! why not next make the cast from jackass go to equestria

Pretty f*sqwack*ing Epic, my friend. Whachu know about good crossovers?

Fuck that was awesome. You capture the show perfectly. The shouting, the yelling, the actual cooking, the homophobic slurs, the swearing, the epicness, and even the ending. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Rainbow_dealwithit.png

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Beard Lightyear Approves.

Also my favorite episode:

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Holy f*squawk*g gods of bacon-fried-two-meter-tall-deliciousness that was f*squwak*king epic as s*squwak*t :pinkiegasp:

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975748
Thanks. Muscles was really hard to pull off.
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Already 400 words down. :rainbowwild:
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Eh, I'd feel sad because of Ryan Dunn.
976998
Not a lot.
977506
Thank ya.
977603
In the Gilda chapter, perhaps?
977691
Glad you thought so. :pinkiehappy:

968921 You write one of my favorite stories of all time. So I'll give this one a try.

Sweet mother o' crossovers, that was.. too great for words.

U no you dont need to add Ryan OR you can add the cast befor ryans um...death :/

holy crap this was f*squawk*king awesome pls for the love of celestia make more

Awesome, and I love how Muscles enters John Woo style. :rainbowlaugh:

That was great, especially the ending.
Can't handle the freakin epicness.
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968921 Think a little more research was needed. Only the two of them isn't enough I think that Tyler was needed.
It was funny enough to like but just a little bit more needs to be added.:twilightblush:

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Yeah, the entire crew is going to be there for the Discord chapter.

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