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A warning from Princess Celestia is overridden by Pinkie Sense and leads Pinkie Pie into the Everfree forest where she makes a strange and talkative new friend. A heart burning tale of love, loss, lactose, and alliteration.
A/N: The Pyro's gender has been played with, but Valve has given no indication to him/her/shim being a male or female. Though I personally believe he is a female. I will use male pronouns because magic. I have no idea where this story came from but it exist now and I had fun writing it. Hope you like the read.

Art work:
'Partners in Crime' by kazahnii

Thank you to all those who read my story and who made it more popular than I thought possible. Thanks to all those who added it to their favorites, who gave it a thumbs up, and left comments (even the troll comments, because they made me smile) Here's the sequel

Chapters (5)
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Comments ( 219 )

Im going to keep reading. Its ok so far could be beater

No, pinkie!!!


Correction: he pulled out his trusty rain blower
Should be she and her ( pyro is female )


The scout is of the same team as the pyro, and he calls the pyro him and she. So its genre is unknown.

hmm... i have a feeling this isn't quite the end of pinke yet so i'm not gonna go all dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Pinkie_Pie.png

we shall see how this goes.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Octavia_chair.png

I actually wanted to use both gender pronouns like the Scout did in Meet the Pyro but I thought that would get confusing, me using "he" and "his" is actually a mistake; but I'm gonna go back and use male pronouns where applicable since using "it" makes reading the story so arduous.

the ending wasn't what I was expecting... and that's not a good thing. it seemed very rushed and ill-thought out. though I do see now that it's an "Incomplete" story, so I'll be checking back in to see if anything's changed for the better. (and no, I won't thumbs-down it yet)

I honestly thought I was going to enjoy this, but found it to be too rushed; I was expecting the pyro and pinkie to become great friends, not this. Sorry but unless you improve this greatly I'm going to have to dislike it. :unsuresweetie:

EDIT: Wow, sorry for making assumptions, I thought pinkie died! Nvm, I'm liking this!

Nice description: I personally believe he is a female. :rainbowhuh: :rainbowlaugh: apart from that story went a bit fast, ending was a lil odd, will check back later to see if it improves.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Vinyl2.png

1224448 actually in the New official

Meet the Pyro video suggests that Pyro is a male.

Wait... why are stories with a lot of grammar errors getting featured?

I like this a lot, but please, PLEASE fix these wall of text issues. And your problems with punctuation and dialouge.


Or you know... Valve will just keep throwing hints in both directions in an endless game of guessing. Like the Female symbol in the clouds at the top right at the start of the pyrovision.

Or the purse in the locker room...

Or the fact that Scout calls it a he and a she during his interview.

Don't think they'll ever reveal Pyro's gender as it's just one of those neat little things about the game.

1226036 That symbol in the video is a male symbol, not female, which is why it's blue. And scout never says she, Scout says he both times. He just says "is he", so it sounds like she.


Nope.avi. Just Nope.avi.

You cannot confirm Pyro is female, as Valve didn't revealed if he is. And Valve never will. So, neither "he pulled out his trusty rain blower" and "she pulled out her trusty rain blower" is correct. The correct term is "Pyro pulled out it's trusty rain blower"

:pinkiehappy: You got my attentions... Also...

:pinkiecrazy: If Pinkie dies... a certain Writer will end up dead...

Uh, story is good so far, except for the occasional grammatical error. But still, I'm faving it.

Wow he's mean. But i think she is going to get it now. It should never mess with Pinkie.

Oh, fuck fuck fuck fuck. Why, Pinkie? Why the hell did you go in there? Why?!!?!?!??!?!?!

Part of why we all like the pyro is the mystery his thoughts her name the meet the pyro vid raised more questions then it answered having her talk makes him lose some of that.

As for the pyro load out here. what's more colorful and magical then equestria the place is perm pyro vision.

Please tell me his rainblower doesn't have a flamethrower switch.... pleeaaaasee...:fluttercry:

Can't wait for Chapt. 3!

Pinkie is friends with pryo... Now we have two crazy ponies... people. :pinkiecrazy:

It actually was bubbles and rainbows? (clutches chest) Oh thank God! You almost gave me a heart attack!

1226865 :pinkiecrazy: If it didn't that will ruin the fun (Firebug for hire by the way).

Use more commas, dude, commas are your friends.


this is great

1227090 pyro wouldn't do it on purpose, he was just doing a spy check that's all.

PYRO!*whisper* i have a idea, luna wont trust you, so pull out your axe. you no what to do.

1226106 If you look at the subtitles,it says "he" and "she"

aww i wish only pinki and pyro could see the rainbow bubbles the rest of equestrea would just see fire!:facehoof:
5 mustaches to u:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

You should keep the flare gun the way it is just because.:derpytongue2:


I just love the pause after Pinkie says "how could he be dangerous, he's giving us candy!" :rainbowlaugh::pinkiecrazy:

This is going to be good ... My pinkysence tells me so

I see you went with Valve's "Pyro Vision" for this.

...You know what this Pyro needs? This:moustache:

I always like to think that since the pyro sees the war torn landscape as a magical land, then he sees equestria (the magical land) as a war torn landscape, basicly the pyro sees Equestria as a war zone not a magical happy pony-filled world as we know it.

I can't agree with you more.

Tatony, if you're comma-intolerant (whatchoo got against commas? :pinkiegasp:) then get an editor.:twistnerd:

Great, now I need to find a Genuine sun on a stick to name "Devil's Toilet Plunger".

wow... you almost gave me a heart attack!

Cant wait for chapter 3! :pinkiehappy:

i love this! the pyro's thoughts and such. this story is hilarious! :rainbowlaugh:

this is interesting cant wait for chapter 3

1225886 WRONG....nobody noes what gender pyro is.....mayby a shim

so the pyro speaks like a highly educated gentleman? :rainbowhuh: huh. did'nt see that one coming. I salute you on a job well done.

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