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I write stories, but that's when I make the effort and I'm NOT writing a secret story.

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Engineer and Sniper, the RED team's campers, are pretty much the best friends one might see on a battlefield full of annoying teenagers with baseball bats and pyromaniacs who don't see things as they should. Engineer covers Sniper's back with Sentries, supplies the two of them with ammo, and in return, Sniper spychecks, defends Engineer, and gets rid of enemy Snipers.
However, after an incident involving a sapper, Razorback, and malfunctioning teleporter, the two are sent to a dimension where it's all the things Sniper and Engineer dislike. Nay, the things they hate. So how will the two get back to their camping, Nopeing, and Pissing? And why are the two replacements sent by the mysterious Grey Man so...mechanical?

Please. Somebody stop me from posting these stories. Rated Teen for mild language.

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Comments ( 440 )

By the way, that cover Image was the cleanest I could find. I had to scroll through Google Images pretty damn fast to avoid the...other images, if you catch my drift...

Bloody 'ell.

Meanwhile, their Medics had decided to sit on the walls of the bridge beside each other, watching their companions duke it out as the two Germans had a chat. Of course, their companions could fight for hours on end, due to the stamina regeneration provided by the Medi-Guns.

I LoL'd. :rainbowlaugh:

I really like the quality of the writing! :raritystarry:

you have my intrest, now moar.

Please. Somebody stop me from posting these stories.

No-can-do pardner. Ya'll er' just to good for you're own sake (I mean that in a good way). (Translation: Nope.avi. Keep up the good work!)

This is amazing XD I liek:heart:

2426769 Fuck I dropped your drift,:derpyderp1: Care to go into detail about the photos?:trollestia:

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what is the world coming to?!

It's always nice to see a Team Fortress 2 cross-over that's meant to be a comedy, but doesn't lose its self in lazy writing.

I dis...

Bloody Hell!

Figured that Engineer would be friendly!

Celestia-damned? That's awesome. :rainbowlaugh:

Hahaha! This is the best comedy fic I've read in a while!

Sap ALL the Razorbacks!

The Razorback is a terrible anti-spy weapon. It only blocks one backstab before needing replacing. Jarate and Tribalman's Shiv are better.

So Sniper is friends with Crocodile Dundee.

Do you even format?

No seriously, as it is, I can't read this because it's just a massive textwall.

Australia:
Inb4 America in World War 1 and 2.
Frontline soldiers (With Canada ofcourse) in both Word War 1 and 2.
Feared by the Nazis and their allies.
We wore funny hats. :facehoof:
We swayed the ending of the war immensely.
We scared the enemy opposition with our Vegemite and funny hats. :facehoof:

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And developed the ingenious code system where you add 'mate' to every sentence

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Whats even funnier is that most Australian back then were farmers or living in small towns.
Most Australians joining the fight joined not because they were patriotic, but; because they were bored. :rainbowlaugh: Spending your entire life on a farm can make you a lil stir crazy, mix that with excitement, eagerness, guns, being able to kill without reprimand, and you have yourelf a bloody good soldier mate. :yay:
Note: It is a known fact that the Chinese and Japanese troops respected the Australian troops because of they're fierce determination and ferocity.

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I'm guessing he googled "sniper and engineer" or something like that. I'd imagine he came up with... well... Rule 34.



OH! I just dawned on me why you put Trollestia there. Sarcasm... right.:twilightblush:
I'm going to hang my head in shame , and leave now... :fluttershysad:

Sniper seems a bit OOC, and it isn't like Twilight to pull rank. Other than that, this was a fine chapter!

Who knew that Sniper smoked, eh?

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Also 'sheila' in every sentence addressed to a female.

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May the almighty smell of Vegemite be honoured forevermore. Amen. Mate.

Ah like me some TF2 fanfics. Is the Engie gonna be compared to Applejack though? :unsuresweetie:

Not content with the TF2verse, you had to drag SCP into this as well. What is safe from being included in this awesome fic? The next inclusion could be you, it could be me! It could even be-

2426769 Dont please no i dont need a reminder...
Also...

Yeah lets show the world the supernatural!
Dont ask me why hes a fuckin bear :/ i have no idea...

pyromaniacs who don't see things as they should.

Hey I see things just fine, the giant floating sandvich says so!

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hold on a moment I just need to get a dictionary...
Ah yes, 'good one', sir or mad- mate or sheila

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I will have you know that living in the outback does not make one stir crazy thank you!
Ya just get tired of shootin' kangas after a bit of rural livin' that's all

2475515 Well, during 'Meet the Sniper', he has an ashtray on the dashboard, containing quite a few stubbed cigarettes. From this, I gathered he smoked. Well observed, though.

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Vegemite tastes scary. Let us give the enemy salt poisoning with our deadly vegemite!

We shall use every method possible, both illegal and immoral, to ensure you keep producing these stories. (Random counter to you telling us to stop you.)

So they fight each other because they have to but don't necessarily hate each other. I thought it was funny to see the Medics having a chat and the Snipers conspiring to kill the Scout.

GODDAMNIT SPYCRABS!
I actually started one of these (v) in one of LazyPurple's servers. It was hilarious. Everyone was singing "Crab people" into their mics.

2475539 Nope, trying to avoid all clichés if possible. So, no Twilight Sniper, or Applegineer. Might see how others work, though.

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Aw, but I like Applegeneer... :ajsleepy:

Indent with each new paragraph, it makes the story look much cleaner

Stop posting these stories.

I'll favourite this and wait until you put indentations in, or at least space paragraphs. It looks good, but, I just can't read it the way it is.

Well well, another TF2 crossover. I'm always up for some of the worlds 9 deadliest mercenaries interactions in Equestria. Lets see where this one goes.

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It's because the avatar of the singer happens to look like a bear. Although he normally looks more cartoony in his other songs.

Never stop posting Stories

Sniper, however, was a direct inverse to Engineer. Sniper was tall, much taller than the rest of the team, and was the only one who possibly had the guts to piss in a jar and throw it at his burning teammates. While it was quite disturbing the first few times, eventually it became nearly a necessity in the heat of battle. Not only that, but Sniper had spent years of his life as an outdoorsman; tracking animals in the outback, shooting them, then returning back to his camper van to have a beer, a snooze, and a browse of the gun catalogues. His hat, dusty and worn from years of being attacked by wild animals, had a fold on the left hand side, and his sunglasses further served to block sun from his eyes. A brown vest adorned his torso, 4 spare bullets in his top pocket, and a sheath across his back for his kukri meant he was quite well prepared for whatever the BLUs could throw at him. Just in case a Scout manages to get near him, which is quite often, the Australian kept his Father's WWII standard issue submachine gun. After the pair gave their gear a quick pat down and test, they gave each other a thumbs up.

HI!

This is one paragraph! :D

Know what's wrong with this one paragraph? :D

It's to damn big. :ajbemused:

this.

a thousand times this.

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