My name is Richard Conway. I'm a Freelance Spy, working for all kinds of people and usually breaking lots of things, namely windows, in the process.
So, an old friend, Melanie Rooke, had this device she gave me as thanks for cleaning up a few misplaced and lost files from an old building of hers. Needless to say, I can now travel between dimensions, and I've surprisingly found one inhabited by adorable ponies. But, evidently, they don't want me there, so I'll have to do this one on my own.
The most important thing is that I can kick down doors.

This is a story based off of the indie game Gunpoint, and I highly recommend you play it before reading this.