• Member Since 20th May, 2012
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Strafe


What's up? Strafe here. I'm pretty much an average comedy writer who wants to get well know around here. Yea, that's all I have to say. Don't like it? well I really don't care.

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The world's greatest troll didn't die, he just got tired of trolling us, so he made his way to the land of Equestria. Here he finds a fresh new pack of victims that he could enrage.

Author's note: This piece of fiction is obviously dedicated to the legend that is Eduard Khil (R.I.P). Also this is one of the few comedy/human works that I will ever write, so don't get used to it.

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Thanks. He is greatly missed.

I might be mistaken but aren't trollfics banned on this site?

Also, why would you write a fic about the grandmaster of trolls if all they ever do is harass bronies? Just curious

791436
One can be a brony and a troll you know.
And I think it's meta fics that are banned.

791436 Actually, non-bronies see us as trolls. Y'know, cuz we go around ponifying things... with a show called My Litle Pony. Seriously, dude, we, grown adults, enjoy watching a six-year-old's show called MY LITTLE PONY. The very show that haunted our childhoods! We love it!

So, if you think about it, this very site is a troll site! The difference is for which side one is trolling.

He will be missed... :fluttercry:

Right when I saw the picture I instantly started reading it.

Ha! That was pretty good. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day.

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You can't believe that to be true, seriously.

I wish it was a rule though, since I don't find Trollfics at all funny or interesting it's kinda annoying when usually half the time the featured section on this site are full of 'random' or 'trollfics', all of which aren't funny and are just a waste of time.

RIP Eduard. You will be remembered by generations!

Why do people keep calling him a troll. He was the exact opposite. He was friendly, nice, open minded, un-biased, talented, caring, non-judgemental, forgiving, and happy. Trolls are mean, not open to new ideas, biased, usually racist, stupid, non-caring, judgemental, grudge holding, un-funny, and hateful. Just because he sang a vocalise style song now called Trololol (not even an actual sound in the song though trololo is said one time during it) doesn't make him a troll. Still thank you for the story, and may his soul rest in peace. :fluttercry:

Thanks for all the likes guys. I know trollfics isn't everyone's cup of tea, but that's cool. I don't usaully write incredibly stupid fics, but this is a special occasion.

791488 your statement that this very site is a troll site couldn't be more wrong.
Troll's act like jerks and try to induce emotions of anger and sadness upon their victims. They do not care about whether or not they offend their 'marks'

even though there are bronies that just use MLP as trolling material, the majority generally wishes to spread the message that it conveys. They do this by spreading awareness about it which most people immediately view as trolling since they think that liking MLP is a lie because, well, it is (was) a girls show

generic trolls are like the opposites of generic Bronies

Trolls try to anger people, bronies try to spread love and friendship.

There were a lot of errors and things that I would have changed, like referring to pears as "pairs", but I assumed that all that was intentional (at least subconsciously) so I was cool with it.

Unlike most trollfics, this was actually funny. So well done.

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791994 Yea, I'm sure there's a lot of epic fails in there, even after proofreading it twice. I fixed "pears" btw thanks.

" “My Leg!” Screamed one of the rioters. "

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The world's greatest troll, the one that never seemed to annoy me, has finally succumbed to the sands of time. Rest in peace Eduard, and let the next generation find its new troll master.

I was literally waiting for this to happen. Thank you.

I was, for some reason, expecting Gabe nuell to appear, but you can't have everything

“My leg!” Screamed one of the rioters.

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