• Member Since 13th Mar, 2012
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Kirb


Evil beware, we have waffles.

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A red car drives into Ponyville one day, its only passenger being comedian Jon Lajoie. As he gets settled in, he doesn't adjust to his surroundings-- nor do they adjust to him, as they don't entirely appreciate his comedy...

I saw that it hadn't been done, so I did it. Oh yeah.

Also, I got bored with my other fics, so I decided to take a break. Note that "break" does not equal "quitting forever."

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 46 )

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I love you :heart:

He is very super famous.
A lot of ponies know he exists.

This is a work of pure genious the heights of which are difficult to fathom. Keep up the good work man. I was laughing so hard I cried.

880051 Yes. Yes he is. :eeyup:
880282 Thanks! Man, I had no idea this would get so many faves when I've just posted it. Hmm, maybe I'll try EqD next…

880967 Heh, thanks. I am going to keep updating this, so be prepared. (Seeing how incredibly fitting it is in the MLP universe, I might throw in a reference to Jon's "Hands" commercial. :rainbowlaugh:)

880017 As Jon would say, "Love is for girls and gays. If you wanna hang with me, it goes one of two ways: either you have sex with me, or you have sex with me." :rainbowlaugh:
880320 Thanks! More to come soon!

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881097 Thanks. Man, is this getting a lot of faves.

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Oh good, Lyra's gonna be so happy. Now she'll finally be able to demonstrate her hip hop coastal alliegance.

881168 Yeah, and don't forget, now Big Mac can do... GAY MASTURBATION! "I want to put my penis in your bum!"
And... STRAIGHT MASTURBATION! "I want to put my penis in your bum!"
:rainbowlaugh::eeyup:

Okay. It's awesome. Keep it up.

But we all know he's just a Regular Normal Guy :D

881335 Yep. Last time he had sex was in 2003, and he's ashamed to admit it, but it wasn't free. :rainbowlaugh:

brilliant, of course rainbow dash would love vagina's...:rainbowwild:

885018 Lol, nah, I'm not going to go down that path. Not this time... :facehoof:

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so you went down that path before?

886433 Oh, you bet. I have so many fanfics (MLP and otherwise) that I haven't submitted to the Internet because I looked back on them and thought, "Man, these suck." One of them was one where Rainbow was a lesbian and I shipped her with Scootaloo. :facehoof: Looking back on it, it really sucked. Now I prefer to leave her sexuality unconfirmed in my fanfics.

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that's just wrong bro... That liek, i think liek, i think that rainbow dash is a minor... liek under 17 bro... and liek scoot is like 6 bro... u wrote about pedofilia gay horses, making out and other horrors bro.

889932 That's why I didn't submit it. As I said, a lot of my old stuff really sucked.

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well when i wrote some of my work, It wasn't a shipping fic. but mostly a cross over fic with rurouni kenshin or howevahh u spellz dat name, Yo. Anywayz i had rainbow dash being in a gay relationship with AJ for awkward humor around the rest of em.. You'd have to read it to understand it... Anyway, worst thing i ever wrote would probably be when rarity takes ballz to da face.. that or big mac being raped, though not in detail. just him being forcefully dragged into a house by a bunch of mares, to do who knows what.... The nightmares:eeyup: .... yeah, so i guess were all fucked up in the head... It just depends on the amount of insanity were working with that differentiates us.

I literally can't explain how hard I laughed at this and how hilarious it is. You capture Jon perfectly. I think you should really keep this going and make the chapters longer. You could keep the video references there but make more of a going story with this. I love it.

I love you. This is amazing. :moustache:

I know im late and all but that is not a hawiian shirt. trust me

1443569 And not a single fuck was given that day.

Really? .... Dude I love you :heart:

1691364 Yes you shall!

1691421 Thank you. :)

This will not stop him... I need more lols got dangit, real life sux balls!

1704767 I'm debating on whether to keep writing it or to quit... what should I do? Thanks for all the nice comments by the way.

1704810 I don't know lol, this fic is pretty funny, but I think you should do what you like more.... reading or writing and getting fans?

1704868 Well, I kind of got discouraged to continue writing after Equestria Daily rejected this fiction, but I mean, if this gets enough fans I will continue.

1704910 Well, I hate Equestria Daily anywaaaaay. That's why I read on here.... oh, and cuz I love HiE.

1704937 Okay, I guess when I have the time I'll start writing. Yay! :yay:

2570631 Thanks. Glad you like it; I might or might not continue it, it's currently on hiatus.

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