The Honest Liar
"Uh, who's there?" Sarge grunted.
"Gary."
"God dammit..."
Gary pushed Sarge to the ground and began sprinting off.
"Son of a bitch had to make it personal." Sarge muttered as he quickly hopped to his feet and gave chase. "Simmons! Grif! It's AJ! AJ is Gamma!"
"Gary!" Gary called back.
"Whatever." Sarge muttered. “Where the hell are you two?”
Simmons and Grif ran up from behind Sarge until they were by his side.
“How the hell did we end up behind you?” Simmons asked.
“I hate this forest. All the trees look the same.”
“That’s racist.”
“Hey, it’s not racist if I say it because I’m part tree.”
“Please, you have to be a full tree to call yourself a tree.”
“Both of you shut up!” Sarge yelled.
Gary turned his head to see Sarge just a few feet behind him. Gary picked up the pace, and Sarge started to run faster. Gary then tripped on a root and fell to the ground before scrambling to get up.
"Get out here so I can kick your ass." Sarge said as he tackled Gary to the ground.
Sarge and Gary rolled on the ground for a few minutes, Sarge being sure not to hit Applejack's body focused on just pinning him down. Grif and Simmons ran to them until Applejack was on top of Sarge. Sarge and Applejack looked at the others and then back at each other. Sarge threw Applejack to the side and rolled to his feet.
"Gamma went inside Sarge!" Applejack panted.
"No he didn't, he is still in you!"
"If Donut were here he would say some kind of vague innuendo..." Grif said.
"Shut it." Sarge and Applejack snapped in unison.
"Come on Grif, we have to find out which one is possessed or whatever." Simmons said quickly.
"It's Applejack!"
"No it's not, it's Sarge!" Applejack yelled back.
"How do we know which one is the real Sarge?" Grif asked as he looked between Sarge and Applejack.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" Simmons asked angrily. "That has nothing to do with the situation!"
"Don't blame him, he still has the mind of a shisno so he can't understand what's goin' on." Applejack smirked, but it quickly faltered and she adopted a look of worry. "Did ah just say shisno?"
"That was easier than I thought it would be." Grif said.
"What are ya gunna- okay this accent is begginin' t' git on mah nerves." Gary said annoyingly.
"Kick his ass!" Simmons yelled.
"If you hurt him you'll hurt AJ." Sarge said, stepping in front of Simmons.
"And?" Grif asked.
"Reds don't hit girls."
"Well if we don't then he's going to run." Grif said as he turned to see that where Applejack used to be laying was now gone. "Simmons, why didn't you watch her?"
"Nobody told me to!"
"Dammit, now we have to find him again." Sarge said, beginning to run down a small path with Simmons.
"Why does he have to keep running?" Grif groaned.
Grif quickly caught up with Simmons and Sarge, who were gaining on Gary.
"Hey, why's he going back to the ruins?" Sarge asked.
"I don't know." Simmons said, looking into the trees. "Hang on, I'll stay here. If he runs back this way I'll grab him."
Gary crossed the bridge and kicked the two posts down, causing the bridge to fall down into the chasm. Gary looked back up and gave a satisfactory smile.
"God dammit, now how are we going to get him?" Sarge grunted as he looked at where the bridge used to be.
"Got it." Grif said as he jumped over the chasm and opened his wings.
"Do you even know how to fly?" Simmons yelled when Grif reached the halfway point in the chasm.
"Fuck you and your logic." Grif said before falling down.
"Ha. Stupid shisno." Gary snorted. He walked up to the edge of the chasm and looked down.
Grif shakily flew upwards and grabbed Gary. Grif continued to flap his wings one at a time, causing him to shake violently over the chasm.
"How long have we been here and you still haven't learned how to fly?" Sarge asked
"Screw you, I'm trying!" Grif wheezed as he threw Gary in front of Sarge and laid on the ground. "God damn she's heavy."
"So are you."
"Hey, I've been eating healthy ever since we got here!"
"That's because there are no cookies here." Sarge grunted.
"Oreos aren't just fucking cookies." Grif muttered.
Applejack slowly started to get up, but Grif quickly tackled her back to the ground.
"G-Gary left me! He's in someone else!" Applejack said.
"Yeah right." Grif muttered.
"Get off her." Sarge said, hitting Grif in the side causing him to tumble to the ground.
"Thanks Sarge." Applejack mumbled as Sarge helped her up. "Where's Simmons?"
"I'm over here." Simmons said quietly as he came out from behind a tree.
"Simmons, are you Gary?" Grif asked.
"What? No." Simmons said slowly. "Are you?"
The four looked at each other and groaned.
"That's just great." Grif sighed.
"Now how the hell are we going to find out who's who?"
"I don't know, what if we try to get him to say shisno again?" Sarge asked.
"What does shisno even mean?" Grif asked and fell silent. After a few seconds he groaned. "Damn, I guess two in one day isn't going to happen, huh?"
"Of course not, fool me once shame on ya, fool me twice..." Applejack sighed. "Ah guess shame on me then."
"For deceit, you're pretty easy to trick." Simmons said.
Sarge quickly tackled Applejack to the ground and pinned her down.
"This time you're not going to run." Sarge warned. "If you want to run and escape from us, at least do that with Grif's body."
"Yer n-not gunna hurt me, are ya Sarge?" Applejack whimpered.
"No." Sarge sighed.
"Good." Gary smirked, swiftly kicking Sarge in the ankle where Carolina had stabbed him.
"Son of a bitch." Sarge grunted.
Gary swiftly got up and began to run away again.
"Wow, now Sarge is the one that fucked everything up."
Sarge turned around and punched Grif in the nose.
"Fuck." Grif muttered as he rubbed his muzzle. "Simmons why don't you just use your magic?"
"Oh shit, I totally forgot about that!"
Gary suddenly stopped running and began to float in the air, unable to move.
"What the-" Gary said. "Stop it. Let me go!"
"Can you move him around when you're holding him like that?" Sarge asked.
"Hang on, let me check." Simmons said.
Gary suddenly shot to the left and then to the right.
"Yeah."
"Stop that, yer makin' me dizzy." Gary grunted.
"Good, then let's find the blues. I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when they see we caught one."
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"Uh, who's there?"
"Gary."
"God dammit..."
I lol'd, this is a funny ass story
Chapter 121 and onwards I'm going to delete posts that say first in them.
I realize some people edit the comments after they read the chapter, but it is a bannable offense and I don't want any of my readers getting banned.
And after 120 chapters it kind of gets annoying seeing some people just say "First" and nothing else.
So awesome!
I can haz moar?
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He is deceit after all.
Looking good!
FRIDGE BRILLIANCE!
Of course Gary kept getting tricked! He was possessing Applejack, the Element of Honesty, who can't lie! This contradicted his power of deceit and thus made it easy to fool him into revealing himself!
718760 Of all time.
718728 i just got back from a trip and didnt see the update at the sites edge
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Fair enough.
718825 it is gone anyway, the comment. i love how you can trash your own comments
Oh God... That new Image is so AWESOME!!!!!
Words cannot express my wonder. (Quick question: Why, out of ALL of Simmons's talents, would he get sewing as a cutie mark? I just don't see it!)
a dirty dirty shizno
and Simmons Y U NO remember magic
That's a fuck ton of chapters, bro
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You have to look into it and not take it literally.
Making clothes requires precision and attention to detail (which Simmons has).
Take Fluttershy for example, her special talent isn't butterflies, she just loves nature and stuff.
Goddamn that was a funny chapter
I love the humor in this- reminds me of the good old days, with the shenanigans of the guys of Blood Gulch. By the way, I haven't received notification of this story updating for the past few chapters, or even been able to locate it on the site. Would anyone happen to know what that's all about?
718951
A glitch happened about a week ago where it turned multiple users mature filter back on, so check on that.
718958 That would most definitely explain it- and also explain why I didn't receive notifications for other a couple other stories I've been reading until now- Consent and Four of Two, to be exact. Thanks for the help.
Ya know. I'm not quite sure you captured Gamma correctly. Shouldn't he be...funnier? I remember him being a fun character in the series. Dirty Dirty shisno and all that. But he really seemed like pure deceit this time around. It wouldn't be a big deal normally, but you captured the Reds and Blues perfectly,you nailed Andy(in Necky), aced Delta, and did pretty good with Tex. I'm sad you didn't capture Gary nearly as well.
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Yeah he should be, but you forget when an AI and another mix they inhabit the others mind (hence why he still talks like AJ) so he has to be like AJ and Gary at the same time which is... difficult when you look at their main traits.
Deceit using the body of the element of honesty.. i'm surprised he didn't get caught faster then that. But still pretty funny
719174 Aye. I see the punchline in that, and it IS a funny one. I'm just hoping to get some good ole Gary. He was an interesting character.
But wait, dos'nt Gary have that time travel teleporter or is that just when he is in commputer form?
718728
Awww how noble.
Anyways great chapter.
I laughed the whole through at Gary's failure to deceive.
Who's Girf?
And Gary gets captured. Man he sucks at being deceitful in Applejack's body. Also,
CAN I HAS MOAR?!!!!!!
dont they have to find garys body to so they can force him out of applejack and in his body
Hehehe... Grif "fuck you and your logic!" that was rather good
More please
Hahaha. I love this story.
It's funny as hell!
720058
Grif's younger brother.
Yet another victory for the glorious red army!
Love this story soooo much.
But I have one question just a simple yes or no will do. Will Princess Luna make an appearance at all? Because as you can tell she's my favorite. Anypony ever heard of PlayColt I never thought this fandom would go so far as to have it's own version of PlayBoy. But.... of course there's the r34 crap but an actual magazine devoted to pics and articles about slutty ponies. WTF?
721340
Yeah she's going to have a lot more appearances, just not any time soon.
719632 Look out, we got a badflank over here!
That's a hella lotta chapters!
Yay I caught a Gary time to add it to my Poke'Dex
718728 Except that nobody has gotten banned over it yet.
Also, one question:
Sister?
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Lastly, I just want to post this picture.
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Answer:
Later.
As for the pic.
Seen it, but still love it.
722184 I'm looking forward to the Ping Pong ball trick...
Way to go Reds! Wonder what the Blues are up to...
Ok please tell me doughnut somehow appears.He's not dead (remeber when the lockdown was lifted in Season 8) but the only way i could imagine them getting to the epsilon unit is by getting lopez to help, he backed himeself up 'member?
IDK the hcaracters i want to see are ( Sister, Doughnut, Lopez)
Oh ho ho man, just reading the word "shisno" brought back great memories.
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734372 I see you pic is curch before he was human.
All right someone tell me is Church the alpha or is he epsilon and that why he has all the detectors memories? I don't under stand
3486037 Church is epsilon, who is alphas memory. And the detectors are other parts of alpha.
3486037 Church WAS alpha,who as a copy of the Director. Then, in season 8, he became Epsilon,who is all of Alpha/The Director's memories, and that is the Church in this story.