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Sure I'm a bit of a bitch, but I'm not a bad guy, am I?
That was the question that kept running through Tex's mind as she wandered through Ponyville. She knows he's a bitch. She knows why she is that way. But in her eyes, that's all she was. Just a bitch, not necessarily a bad person. She looked to her left and saw a pair of ponies laughing with each other. They turned to her with a smile, and she forced a smile back. When they saw her cutie mark, their smiles dwindled and they spoke in a hushed tone to each other before trotting away. She looked at her cutie mark and began feeling strange. She quickly shrugged it off and continued her walk, ignoring the feeling she had. Eventually she ended up in front of the library and, with a sigh of relief, entered. She looked forward and saw Church sitting at the table, the Necronomicon upright in the center of the table.
"Where's Twilight?" Tex asked.
"Upstairs, why?" Church asked, turning to Tex.
"I need to talk to her."
"About what? About how you're going to kill her?"
"That can wait."
"You can wait to kill someone? It's a god damn miracle." Church laughed, but Tex shook her head and began walking around the house to look for Twilight. "She's upstairs, she said she'll be down in a few minutes."
Tex nodded reluctantly and sat at the table, where the Necronomicon was looking at her.
"What is it?" Tex asked.
"Someone's in a foul mood." The Necronomicon said quietly, but chuckled to himself. "Hey, why the long face?"
Tex swatted the Necronomicon, sending him flying into a wall. He then bounced off the wall and fell into a garbage bin.
"Nobody sides with Ol' Necky." The Necronomicon sighed deeply.
"He's got a point." Church coughed. "You're not being bitchy, you're just being mopey. What's going on?"
"Nothing." Tex mumbled. "I'm going to try and make some friends"
"What was that?"
"I said I'm going to try and make some friends..."
"You want friends?" Church asked, stifling a laugh.
"I guess I just figured I never gave it a fair shake, y'know? Closest thing I had to a friend was York, but he's dead now."
"But why? I thought you liked being a complete bitch to me and the others."
"I did. I still do." Tex nodded. "But I kind of want to see what it's like on the other side. And hey, if the others can change, I can too, right?"
"I guess." Church shrugged. His ears perked up when he heard a noise from upstairs. "Hey Twilight."
"Hello Church." Twilight smiled as she trotted down the stairs."How was your walk Tex."
"Fine. Listen, do you think you can help me out?"
"You want me to help you?" Twilight asked, surprised. She quickly shook the look of bewilderment off her face and began to smile. "Sure, what do you need?"
"You have a lot of friends, right?"
"I have a few." Twilight said modestly. "Why?"
"I need your help making some friends?"
"You want friends?" Twilight asked skeptically.
"Yes, is that such a big fucking deal that nobody can say it with a straight face?"
"No, I'm sorry." Twilight said shamefacedly, before quickly resuming her smile. "I'll be honest, I'm not the best at making friends. In fact, I'm still learning what it's like to be a true friend."
"Couldn't make it any worse." Tex shrugged.
"I suppose not." Twilight nodded thoughtfully.
Suddenly, one of the windows of the library smashed, sending dozens of shards of glass flying towards them. They covered their faces as the shards of glass bounced off of them, surprisingly leaving no cuts. Tex was the first to lower her hoof, and when she did she saw a chest sitting on a pile of glass. Pinkie then landed on the chest, wearing a pirate's tricorne with her cutie mark on the front of it. She then saw that Caboose was clamping onto her tail with his teeth, while wearing a light blue rag on his head with his cutie mark embroidered on it, as well as adorning a black eye patch with a yellow smiley face on it. He also had a sword that appeared to be made out of candy dangling from his midsection.
"I always find landing to be the hardest thing to get right." Pinkie tutted as she pulled an orange streamer out of her hair.
"What the hell..." Church muttered in disbelief as he looked Caboose over. "What are you wearing?"
"Church! You missed it!" Caboose said, spitting Pinkie's tail out of his mouth. He shook his head vigorously, making the rag and eye patch fall to the ground. "Me and Pinkie found this guy, an he had a pirate ship, and he promised me candy, but then I remembered that my mom said to keep away from strange men who offered me candy, but then I realized he was a pony, so I said yes! And then we went on this pirate ship and we went on the sea, and it was really, really, really big!"
"Caboose."
"And then after we were on the sea, I got a little air sick, but then the pirate gave me the candy he promised!" Caboose said, pulling out the candy scabbard, where there were multiple bite marks in it. "And then I took a bite out of it and started to feel better, but then we hit a wave and I got sick again."
"Caboose." Church repeated.
"But then we got to the place we set sail to, and we dug for some treasure! It turned out to be a chest filled with candy, so Pinkie grabbed it and told me to jump in her cannon, and the next thing I know we-"
"Alright, that's enough!" Church yelled.
"I'm not alright, I'm Caboose."
"I swear to god." Church muttered.
"It was so much fun!" Pinkie laughed. "Remember how he thought there was a talking fish?"
"Yes! And then there was!"
"I hope he's not too angry that we took the candy." Pinkie said sadly, but shrugged it off. "Ah well, friends can't stay angry at each other forever."
"Hey, Pinkie, mind if I have a word with you outside?" Tex asked bluntly.
"Just one?" Pinkie asked.
"Well, I'm already regretting this plan and I haven't even started it yet." Tex muttered.
"Alrighty, just let me check on something." Pinkie said, turning around to open the chest. "Oh, sorry about the window Twi, I'll pay for it."
"That won't be necessary." Twilight insisted.
"I won't take no for an answer." Pinkie said, taking a hoof full of chocolate bits out of the chest, just to place them on the table next to Twilight. "Will that cover it?"
"Yes." Twilight said, rolling her eyes.
"Awesome!" Pinkie smiled. She quickly hopped next to Tex and tilted her head.
Tex nodded and walked out the door, followed by an energetic Pinkie Pie. Once they were outside, Tex shut the door and walked around to the other side of the library.
"So whacha wanna talk about?" Pinkie asked as she jumped next to Tex.
"Listen, I need your help with something."
"Ooh, are you making a bird house?"
"No." Tex grunted.
"Are you... throwing a party?"
"No I'm-"
"Shh! Let me guess it!" Pinkie said, shoving her hoof over Tex's mouth. "Are you going on a adventure?"
Tex shook her head.
"Are you going to bake a cake? I personally like strawber-"
"I want to try making friends." Tex growled, spitting out Pinkie's hoof.
"I was going to guess that!" Pinkie giggled. She threw her foreleg around Tex's neck. "Don't worry, you came to the right pony. We'll get you hundreds of friends!"
"Hundreds?" Tex aked sarcastically.
"You're right, we should aim for at least two thousand."
"Well I can already tell this is going to end-"
"Fantastically!" Pinkie interrupted, placing her hoof on Tex's nose. "Rule number one, nobody likes a negative nelly. be positive!"
"Alight, I'm positive this was a terrible idea."
"That's the spirit!"
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You have no idea how much I smiled while describing Caboose and Pinkie's adventure.
I'll get around to the whole thing eventually, I promise.
"Alright, I'm positive this was a terrible idea."
I could picture Caboose coming out and saying "Her names not Alright, it's Pinkie."
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I was going to, but I preferred Pinkie's end line.
886582 make that a story all on its own
Poor Tex.
Oh, this can only end in tears.
TEARS OF LAUGHTER!!!
i have a feeling tex is going to find a gun a shoot herself with it at some point in time
XD tex is in for it now!
Oh Tex you snide little pony =w= you remind me of Snape in some ways when you are like that. Fun read and can't wait for a few more chapters.
hmmmm i wonder who tex is gonna make friends with first in ponyvill. some one with similar attitude.... darn it i cant think of anything and its gonna bug me all night. also these chapters seem to be getting shorter
And then Tex made some friends, lost her violent (and some of her bitchy) ways, and got a new cutie mark.
The end. butitallchangedwhenthefirenationattacked
Now... lets see, who would be good friends with Tex?...
886758 She already met Lyra and Bon-bon. Maybe them?
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I wonder what the casualty rate will be
The ending reminds me of that one scene from the Spongebob movie.
And the pirate reminds me of that one villain from KND. Was it Candy Beard?
886843 well knowing tex she will fight someone evenly matched to her power...i have a feeling its gonna be
and he defetes her.
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there is no way this will end with out me laughing uncontrollably i hope your proud of that
886766 avatar is awesome. I like how you fit in that reference right next to such an unlikely event. She wont make plans. Shes the embodiment of failure. Isn't she?
887010 no she didnt come from alpha shes a seperate A.I she doesnt fail everything just when it matters most to her
Eventually tex will become this
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My bad. Haven't seen that show in a while. Maybe I should see if it's on Netflix...
tex making friends it a fucking miracle pinkie start the party WOOOOOOOO
Damn, this is a really good positon foe character development in Tex, I hope you pull it off really well!
Not that I'm worried, of course.
Did pinkie and caboose really go on pirate ship?
If so....that would be a great story to wrote about!
Have you seen the latest episode? was it theta or beta? either way he sounds like a child
I can see Tex doing that.
FINALY, I READ THE WHOOOOOOLE FIC
, but totally worth it
ADVENTURE!!!!
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That was awhile ago and my friend took it down a few weeks ago. =( sorry.
Dangnabbit, I'm all caught up. Now I have to wait to read the next chapter.
Was I the only one who watched today's episode and at a certain point, not spoiling anything for anyone, had the joint reaction of "Nooooo!" dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Rainbow_Dash.png and "Welp, looks like we'll be needing Ol' Necky pretty soon..." dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Luna_lolface.png
Well... this is rather interesting... But, I have a feeling that either Sigma or Omega will screw everything up... thus causing all the AI's to be forced to fuse together into the Alpha. Sigma will find creative was to make hell with people.
Imagine what would happen if this were the case.
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I don't want to think about it.
889963 That would be in the realm of the TVTropes page's WMG tab.
Yeah... It would be bad.
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You win the award for best comment. Ever. Of all time.
Although, I think it better fits O'Malley or Sigma.
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The only thing I noticed in the newest episode is that we saw Wyoming's face.
He has a mustache! I was right1
while watching comments of being annoyed because the quick updates
, i see it is not that way, they say it is updated early, but i am waiting 2 days for the next update
. 
Can't wait much longer
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That is very true... I couldn't help drawing comparisons with The Manliest Brony... In the World.
Wyoming is now a Brony, I proclaim it to be so! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Celestia.png
But yeah, in case you were being serious about not noticing, I was more talking about the bit with Carolina and Caboose, and the gun... Pshooo! Explosion...
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Yup.
I love how after the first episode of season 10, people said I made Carolina to be too bitchy. Now I feel I haven't made her bitchy enough.
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Finally got around to reading this chapter dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Soarin_dayum.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Pinkie_Pie_lolface.png
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Indeed... You have some amazing prescience, sir.
Please don't make her any bitchier though, or you'd probably have to get her to torture ponies for the hell of it...
With any luck, the universe will just implode
886582 THE FANTASTICAL MISADVENTURES OF PINKIE AND CABOOSE!!!
896141 1000 times better than flapjack... I can tell you that, now.
Hooray for Caboose name confusion being a Running Gag.
886638 that still would have bin funny.
Everytime that one of the Blues or the Reds say 'Fantastic' I think of this
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I want a hat that says "Nobody sides with Ol'Necky" now