My Little Caboose: Blue is Magic!

by DarkWing

Chapter 5 - "Confusion"

"Oh, hello, Sarge." Caboose smiled blankly at the red being. "How nice of you to drop in."

"Did that horse just talk?" Sarge asked after a few seconds of staring at it, dumbfounded.

"What is that thing?" Applejack asked, slowly walking towards the red metal machine.

"What? You never seen an advanced super soldier before?" Sarge asked.

"Can't say that ah have." Applejack said, now backing away.

"Do you know him, Caboose?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah. Sarge is... um." Caboose paused. "Yeah, I really don't know what he is, but I know him."

"Ugh." Church groaned, grabbing the back of his neck. "Where are we?"

"Church!" Caboose yelled, remembering what he thought earlier. "What are you doing here?"

"Caboose? Are you a horse?" Church asked.

"No." Caboose said innocently. "I am a pony. They are two completely different things."

"Is that the Church you talked about?" Pinkie asked, huddling next to Caboose.

"Yeah. Oh hey Church! This is Pinkie Pie! And that one is Twilight! I forget what the white one's name is, but the orange one’s name is-"

"Wait, what are you doing here?" Church interrupted. "What is this place?"

"It's a mystical land of ponies." Caboose said. "And the ground always tries to hug me, but that's alright with me. But the orange one’s name is Applejack, the yellow one with the pretty wings is called Fluttershy, and the blue one with the wings is called Rainbow Cast."

"Dash." Rainbow Dash corrected.

"Dash Cast." Caboose said, trying to correct himself. "Oh sorry, I just now realized how colorful her mane is so I lost concentration. This is Rainbow Dash."

Church let out a grunt, and looked around. Sarge did the same.

"Hey Sarge, do the colors here... pop out to you?" Church asked.

"Yeah, now that you mention it, they do." Sarge said. "They make me feel like punching something. Hard."

Sarge then punched Church in the chest as hard as he could, knocking the wind out of him.

"There we go, all better now." Sarge sighed.

"You son of a bitch." Church whined, holding onto his gut, gasping for air. "Why would you do that?"

"I did that so you would start acting like a soldier." Sarge said.

"These things are weird." Twilight said, thinking the situation over. "I think I need to go get princess Celestia."

"Okay you do that." Caboose said. "I will go get my mommy."

Church facepalmed. How on earth is he still alive after all these years...

"So what are you two doing here?" Caboose asked. "Are you here to try the cupcakes? They're great!"

"No Caboose, we're here to get you out." Church said. "You don't belong here."

"You always said that to me before I came here. And now you want me to go back?"

"Yes." Church said, grabbing Caboose’s shoulder. "And you're coming with us. Now. We need to leave."

"No." Caboose stated.

Church stared at Caboose for what seemed to be an eternity.

"Did you just say no?" Church asked.

"Yes. I mean no." Caboose said. "Wait. Maybe. I forgot what we were talking about."

"We were talking about how we came here to take you back, son." Sarge said. "Even if we have to drag you back."

"I don't want to." Caboose whined, stomping his hooves. "I want to stay here."

"Yeah well it's out of your hands." Church said, grabbing Caboose’s shoulder a second time.

Caboose kicked Church in the face with his back hooves with as much force as he could muster.

"OW! What the fuck Caboose?" Church yelled. "What the fuck has gotten into you?"

Caboose looked at Pinkie, who was still huddling up to him and he threw his arm over her and hugged her tightly. He then looked back at Church.

"You have GOT to be kidding me." Church said.

"Well, I can't say I disapprove of his choice of women." Sarge said. "I mean look at her, shes PINK. Pink is just a lighter red, that makes her good in my books."

"Sarge do you mind shutting the fuck up?" Church asked. "So what, you want to stay here because you like her? Is that it?"

Caboose took another look at Pinkie and his heart skipped a beat. "Yeah, I guess you could say that."

"What about me? Did you already forget what you just did to me?" Church yelled, becoming extremely angry.

Caboose stared at Church, not understanding what he had done wrong. Church let out a deep, angry sigh.

"I was happy. I had finally figured everything out. Then you yanked me out of the unit and ruined everything." Church said, voice wavering. "You ruined fucking EVERYTHING! Why the FUCK shouldn't I do the same?"

Caboose looked at the ground, taking that in. "I'm sorry." Caboose said simply, sniffling.

"What?" Church said, expecting a response along the lines of Tucker did it.

"I didn't mean to ruin anything." Caboose said, looking at Church who had tears in his eyes. "I just wanted to see you again. I didn't mean to hurt you. I always thought of you as my only friend."

"Listen. It's okay Caboose." Church sighed, walking up to Caboose to put his hand on his shoulder again. "I know you didn't mean to do anything. Accidents happen."

"Yeah." Caboose said, letting out a small laugh. "But they always seem to be caused by me."

"You give yourself too much credit." Church said, trying to comfort him. "Tucker fucks up way more than you do."

"Hey, yeah!" Caboose said, smiling and looking around. "I hate Tucker, he isn't here is he?"

"No, I don't know where he is right now." Church answered, slowly looking up. "And now that I think of that, I am kind of worried."

"I'm going to fucking diiiiiiiiiiiiie." Yelled Tucker, landing and hitting his crotch on a thick branch in the tree. "Fuck!"

"This isn't good." Caboose said.

"Tucker, what are you doing here?" Church asked.

"Well the first thing I did was slam my balls on a giant fucking branch. On the bright side, at least now I never have to use a condom." Tucker grunted, holding onto his crotch. "Bow-chika-bow-wowwwwwwWHYYYYYYY? Why my dick?"

"Yeah, I'm starting to feel better now." Caboose said.

Comments

[hobrohazard]

well played good sir, well played.
in othor news, what? 21 likes? and no dislikes? *crushes scouter* THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

[DarkWing]

292998
I know right?

And before you guys say "I thought Caboose now started to think of Church as NOT being his friend" just remember.
It's Caboose.
He's a giant lovable idiot.

[Shadowstep]

Your legs will remain uneaten.. for now

[DarkWing]

D'aww someone disliked it
Ahwell, can't please everybody

[suijin228]

and thus more of the RvB crew joins the MLP cast. The only question is how many will join before this story ends? Keep goin and stay golden^^

[DarkWing]

293383
I was thinking about asking someone on DeviantArt or something to make a picture of Caboose hugging Pinkie Pie. And no, Caboose isn't reminded of Donut

293385
Just one more person (Well 3 more as I am writing a chapter with some more of them) from the RvB series is planned on coming in as of now, but you never know what lies until later on.

[Ranubis]

Whee! Awesome story, so tracking this. Caboose and Pinkie are just too great together. Hope the story ends well!

[Emerulf]

"Yeah, I'm starting to feel better now."
So am I, Caboose...
So am I.

[wildberk]

Carolina must have not liked this...

[DarkWing]

301663
You bet your ass she didn't like it, but she deserves it

[Magical Trevor]

Hey Tucker, looks like you finally found a 'hard line' after all! xD

(This fic is made funnier by setting 'Caboose visits the Halo Reach Campaign' on youtuberepeat. XD Helps remind me of the voices, ect.)

[Biglaw]

I always thought that Grif was getting hit in the balls

[DarkWing]

609285
He does, I just felt that Tucker deserves it more

[Burritoburger]

Good Lord, you write each character PERFECTLY.

[primeoetgrunn]

609285

rvb season 8 episode 9

[Fat Autistic Weeaboo2222]

EVERYTHING IN THIS STORY SO FAR IS GOLDEN GOOD WORK

[Blazer]

Tucker's line was... dead on.

[FelixVerricht]

Suck it Tucker!

[bud467]

Laughed so hard at tuckers appearance

[Nopony in Particular]

This.Is.GENIUS!

[NightmareKnight]

293003Ah the wonders of being Caboose. What I wouldn't give to think lime him sometimes. Anyways, that last line just netted you your 4th fluttershy.

[Hyperion]

"Well, I can't say I disapprove of his choice of women." Sarge said. "I mean look at her, shes PINK. Pink is just a lighter red, that makes her good in my books."

[PieisGood4U]

I got a lot of reading to do.
But so far this is nice.

[AIRFIGHTER]

"Tucker did it" love that line

[PMC]

superbwallpapers.com/wallpapers/meme/shut-up-and-take-my-money-9299-2560x1600.jpg

[Enmar]

omg this is ridiculous!

[Rainbow87dash]

[youtube=_3fj_TttNDQ]

[JumperWarp]

hHhHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[JackTheEpic]

That just earned my favorit. HEY LOOK I FOUND A LONG BLUE STICK ON THE GROUD! HERE YA GO TWILIGHT!

[Nightshade Dawn]

Has anypony noticed they don't have weapons.

[Sombrananas]

Tucker? ....Holy hell i called it!
PRIVATE BISCUIT!

Naw, that be TOO convenient.... anywho, onto the next chapter!

[Alicon Glactistar]

MY FUCKING GOD SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[Agri_Yob]

"I mean look at her, shes PINK. Pink is just a lighter red, that makes her good in my books."

Oh my God! Pinkie is Private Donut!!!

[Hekate Sketch]

2410891 lol i see what you did there. oh, and am i the ony one reading the red's and blue's parts with their correct voices?

[phlamingsoul]

i.imgur.com/NMiEdID.jpg

[SaffirSol]

2180549 Your profile pic just got me into a giggle fit.

[arkman575]

SOOOOOOOOOOO, let me get this strait. Church deleted tex, Sarge pulled Church (epsilon) out of the A.I. unit with the help of the almighty Caboose, Carolina wants to kill Church (real Church), Caboose is an A.I., Pinky found her super special somepony, Church came to equestria, Sarge landed on Church, And tucker landed on his balls (I thought it would have been Grif).

Well, ok then. Nice turnabout.

[TheTRPony]

Let me get this straight, Caboose hitting the ground from who-knows how high up made him smarter. So if we beat the crap out of him.... he'll become Albert Einstein!

[Stereoshock]

4567615 Bitch please! There is a fucking twelve year old that has a higher IQ than Einstein. Bring something better to the table.
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[MustacheMerlin]

Ha, poor tucker! I wonder how long till he starts hitting on the locals?

[Aerin Silverfeather]

4735607 your link doesn't work dumbass

[Aerin Silverfeather]

2410891 no....

[New Dawn]

"Bow-chika-bow-wowwwwwwWHYYYYYYY? Why my dick?"

Yeah why? Isn't that supposed to be Grif's special area... If you know what I mean... I mean the fight scene between Tex and Grif.

[GameJunkie7]

5448678 Nah, that's mostly because Tex especially hates Grif because he's a lazy smartass, which is the complete opposite of herself, and even on autopilot/mass-cloned, she still hates him enough to focus on that area. Otherwise; it's all Tucker's thing for irony's sake.

[pensuka]

5448678 guess tucker is having a grif day

[Just Defender]

5448678 Ah, yes. One of the fan favorites.

[Pentrath]

I realize something, I don't think we ever got a answer as to why Caboose turned into a pony the second he came to Equestria, but the others did not, they had to be manually transformed, this has been consistent with every other character, so why was Caboose the exception? I mean is this implying that Caboose came from Equestria originally, or was the others way into the unit, different then Cabooses? What I mean is, was Cabooses way similar to the Magic Mirror that lets Twilight enter into the world of Equestria Girls, meaning since Twilight turns human in the Human world, that means Caboose would turn pony in the Pony world, and the others somehow enter through a different means that negates that side effect. But if this was the case then why do they revert back to ponies once they return from their world with Discord. I feel their was a lot of inconsistency with this story that I wish could have gotten addressed before the author left it. Also I really wish someone would pick up this story or atleast make their own version, based in this stories universe. That way we could atleast get some conclusion.

[treegrowth]

I Love how you are doing the blues and red.
Though if you can put a little more main six comments that would be nice.

[The_Poket_Umbreon]

"I'm going to fucking diiiiiiiiiiiiie." Yelled Tucker, landing and hitting his crotch on a thick branch in the tree. "Fuck!"
"This isn't good." Caboose said.
"Tucker, what are you doing here?" Church asked.
"Well the first thing I did was slam my balls on a giant fucking branch. On the bright side, at least now I never have to use a condom." Tucker grunted, holding onto his crotch. "Bow-chika-bow-wowwwwwwWHYYYYYYY? Why my dick?"

Pure comedy, pure beautiful ball crunching comedy.

[BRITICAL-HIT]

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You ran the Reds and blues. The blues and reds are villains who are responsible for shooting wash in the throat.