My Little Caboose: Blue is Magic!

by DarkWing


Chapter 1 - "Rough Landing"

"Oh my goodness what was that?" Yelled a small, soothing voice. "Hey! There's somepony in here! Help."

"Hey the ground is hugging me!" Caboose said, nuzzling the small crater in which he created. "I love you too ground, thank you for the hug."

"And he seems to be hurt!" Yelled the same pony, making her way down the crater. "Sir, are you okay?"

"Yes I am okay, thank you for asking ground!" Caboose said, slowly getting up and trembling slightly. "I think you hugged too hard, I can't feel my body!"

The pony got to the bottom of the hole and walked up to Caboose.

"Sir, calm down I'll go get help." The pony said.

"Hello there." Caboose said, not noticing the blood rush he was feeling. "May I interest you in some cook- cookies?"

"What?" The pony asked nervously.

Caboose then fell down on all fours barely conscious.

"Stop it ground... people are watching!" Caboose whispered.

He then collapsed onto the ground, completely unconscious.

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"I think he is waking up." A pony said softly. "Excuse me, are you alright?"

"My mouth tastes just like high school!" Caboose said, starting to wake up.

"What?" A different pony asked. "Your face was bleeding everywhere. Some blood must have gotten in your mouth."

"Yep," Caboose said, trying to sit up. "Just like high school."

Caboose went to grab his forehead where he was having one of his brain owies but stopped when he noticed he did not have hands to grab with.

"Oh no! They took my hands!" Caboose yelled. "Do you know what happened to my hands?"

All the ponies in the room took a quick glance at each other.

"Who are you?" A blue pony asked, not sure how to answer his question.

"My name is Caboose. But some people just call me Blue!" He said, looking around, finally noticing he was surrounded by ponies. This pleased him immensely. "My best friend calls me "Caboose, stop talking" so I guess you can call me that too if you want."

"Oh, well it's nice to meet you Caboose!" The purple unicorn said, extending her front leg towards him.

"Who is Caboose?" He asked, as his voice suddenly changed to be more quiet. "Is he mean?"

"I thought you just said your name was Caboose." A yellow pegasus said.

"You mean I have a twin?" Caboose asked excitedly.

"What?" The yellow one asked. "No. I don't know."

"Oh Caboose!" Caboose yelled in a sad voice. "You were my only twin and I never got the chance to tell you how much I loved you. I will miss you almost as much as I miss Andersmith!"

"I'm beginning to think that he belongs in a hospital for the mentally ill, not the physically ill." The white unicorn whispered to the purple one.

"What are you talking about?" Caboose yelled, obviously misunderstanding what she had said. "I don't have any Mentos!"

"Hey, uh, Caboose." The purple unicorn said. "Do you remember anything before being in the hospital?"

"Oh yes I remember lots of things." Caboose said, lost in deep thought. "Like my twin Caboose. Oh, I should go get him! He's a lot like me. I think. I don't know, I've never met him."

"So you've said." The purple unicorn said to him, then she leaned over and whispered to the orange pony. "Go get the doctor, we need to find out if he's... alright."

The orange pony nodded and left the room. The other ponies got a bit closer to Caboose.

"Uh, well my name is Twilight Sparkle." The purple one said. "The pony that just left is called Applejack."

"My name is Fluttershy. I'm the one that brought you here." The yellow one said.

"You have pretty wings!" Caboose said.

"Oh. Thank you." Fluttershy said, blushing slightly.

"My name is Rarity." The white unicorn said, extending her hoof.

Caboose stared at it for several seconds. "Oh sorry, I haven't done this in a while." Caboose then surprised Rarity, giving her a hoof bump.

"Oh. How... quaint." Rarity said, taking a step back.

"Sorry if I was a little rusty. Most of the time, when somebody shows me their hands, it's either to hit me, or to hit me even harder than that." Caboose then turned to a floating blue pegasus. "Church! How did you get up there? And where did you get a jetpack?

"Who's Church?" Asked the blue floating pony. "My name is Rainbow Dash."

"Oh." Caboose asked again. "And where did you get the jetpack?"

"What? These?" Rainbow Dash said, pointing to her wings. "These are wings. You just complimented Fluttershy on her wings. You must have hit your head really hard or something."

"Yeah I tend to do that a lot, and then I always end up in a hospital and end up talking to random ponies, and then end up having a good time. But then Tucker tells me to stop writing in my diary because he says writing in a diary is for little girls." Caboose said, then lowered his voice expecting Tucker was near. "I wrote that down in my diary."

"I love meeting new ponies!" A pink pony said, shooting out from under his bed.

"Me too! Hey, how did you get down there?" Asked Caboose. "Is Narnia down there?"

"No silly!" The pink one said. She then leaned in and whispered. "There's three Narnias down there."

Pinkie, however, did not actually know what Narnia was.

"Three Narnias?" Caboose thought to himself. "That's more than two Narnias!"

"Pinkie, stop it." Twilight said, pushing Pinkie away from Caboose. "Are you well?"

"Yes." Caboose said. "I'm very well, how are you?"

"Oh, I'm fine." Twilight said smiling. "I'm glad you're alright."

"I'm not alright." Caboose said. "I'm Caboose. What is your name?"

Before Twilight could answer him, a beige pony wearing a white coat stepped in.

"Hello, what is your name?" He asked.

"My name is Caboose. I was named after my twin, but if you want you can call me alright." Caboose replied.

"Uh-huh." The doctor said, checking off the 'delirious' box on the patient log. "Do you think you can walk?"

"I don't know let me try." Caboose said.

Caboose then tried to get up on his hind hooves, but then he just fall flat on his face. He tried doing it again and nearly fell out a window, but Rainbow Dash quickly stopped him and put him on all fours.

"Thank you lady." Caboose said.

"Alright, er, Caboose did you say it was? Are you feeling anything right now?" The doctor asked.

"No I am not feeling anything. But I would like to be feeling a puppy." Caboose sighed happily. "Puppies are soft."

"No, what I mean is, are you feeling stressed right now?" The doctor asked. "Happy? Tired? Hungry?"

"I am always happy." Caboose said. "I only ever stop to be not happy when I am sad."

"Mhm." The doctor muttered. This is going to be a long day...