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The legal illegal. AT SOME POINT I WILL UPDATE.

Eh? What do you want?

Work in life, and you'll love life.

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Thanks to Failoe for this pic!

Drinking Coronas in a Wine Glass

Welcome to my profile!

I’m Kuairu (there’s a way you must pronounce it, but I don’t really care, you just call me Ku or Kuai). I’m a Paraguayan kid who tries to stay positive in a world that always wants to be miserable. For that, I write stories that make you smile or feel emotion. Usually.

This is me: I have story ideas on a whim, my life is slightly dangerous/hazardous because of who I chose as friends in the past, my life is more exciting than others because of those choices, and I’m stubborn enough to get myself into fights but shy enough to stay away from most drama that doesn’t involve me. Usually when I’m in a fight, I still get my ass kicked.

So that’s me. Living life in the day, rushing through responsibilities at night, and Paraguay and Ponies all day every day.

See you around!

Current Projects

  • Luna of Saddle Arabia A war rages on between the Ottocolts and the Saddle Arabians. Sent on a mission to find a noble and bring him home, Princess Luna and Rainbow Dash end up caught in the fight between the two nations, and have to make choices that strain their limits. by Kuairu 2,097 words · 223 views · 25 likes · 6 dislikes
  • My Dragon Brother What would happen if Spike was raised up with Rainbow Dash instead of Twilight? This is the story of a sister and her weird brother as they go through life, love, loss, and the general shenanigans that seems to follow them. by Kuairu 34,534 words · 6,471 views · 665 likes · 32 dislikes
  • Eris's Confession for Butterscotch Eris contends with growing feelings for the oblivious Butterscotch, while other mares have their own plans for the Element of Kindness. by Kuairu 3,684 words · 1,074 views · 88 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Tiny Little Horses as Small as Your Hand The story of a human dealing with tiny, tiny little horse/pony sun princesses that fit in his palm and cause a ruckus in his precarious life. A Pony/Princess on Earth story. by Kuairu 13,559 words · 6,472 views · 667 likes · 24 dislikes
  • Luna is a stallion, and all the mares love him After an accident involving one of Starswirl's objects, Luna gets turned into a stallion. She'll have to contend with judging nobles, romantic mares, paparazzi, and her obnoxious sister in order to find a way to turn her back. by Kuairu 5,264 words · 5,719 views · 800 likes · 37 dislikes

Completed Stories

  • Cold Caress Twilight meets a stallion that is missing a leg. She finds out the story behind the leg, which involves the stallion's wife. The only problem is, she can't see the wife. by Kuairu 1,498 words · 395 views · 40 likes · 4 dislikes
  • The Ghost of The Castle Sweetie Belle and her friends go to the Everfree Forest to try out their exploring cutie marks again. Going in the castle, they are chased by an entity of the supernatural, and Sweetie Belle has the strangest experience of her lifetime. by Kuairu 2,666 words · 392 views · 12 likes · 0 dislikes
  • When Perception Decides to Laugh When Luna finds her colors changing, and multiple ponies not agreeing on what her colors are, it's up to her, Celestia, and their slave/advisor to fix this headache. by Kuairu 3,866 words · 908 views · 48 likes · 2 dislikes
  • "Which Princess has the Best Flanks?" The princesses, walking through an autumn evening, find a strange graffiti poll in Canterlot where residents vote with chalk on who has the best flanks. by Kuairu 1,343 words · 7,241 views · 807 likes · 31 dislikes
  • "Who's the Hottest Stallion?" Trapped in a sinister game of Sombra's doing in their dreams, Big Mac, Shining Armor, and Braeburn have to figure out how to escape the Dark King's clutches, while proving to a city full of mares who is the hottest stallion of them all. by Kuairu 8,884 words · 1,041 views · 77 likes · 12 dislikes

More completed stories!

  • Luna of Arabia In the deserts of a defeated Saddle Arabia, Princess Luna chooses to fight for the Arabians against the mighty Ottocolt Empire. One-shot! by Kuairu 2,063 words · 221 views · 22 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Just a Scratch Rarity uses a human to help her relieve some stress after a long day at work, when Celestia comes and demands that she takes the human for herself. by Kuairu 3,977 words · 798 views · 45 likes · 9 dislikes
  • A Shining Moon Affair Cadence is wary that Shining Armor is a little too 'chummy' with Luna, and starts to wonder if they're having an affair. by Kuairu 2,597 words · 1,422 views · 100 likes · 8 dislikes
  • sapnu puas Twilight is enjoying a night alone when she gets texted by Rainbow Dash with a weird and somewhat inappropriate message. by Kuairu 1,707 words · 1,151 views · 53 likes · 11 dislikes
  • I miss you, Celestia Discord has a few words to say to Celestia... by Kuairu 1,116 words · 451 views · 39 likes · 4 dislikes

Here's all you need to know about Latin America. · 2:48pm Last Thursday

Argentina and Chile are basically the ones trying to out-bourgeoisie each other

Brazil hates everyone they play soccer with

Everyone forgets paraguay

Bolivia still wants their land back

No one knows Ecuador except for Easter and galapagos islands

Columbia is west Venezuela

No one wants Suriname or guyana

Mexico and El Salvador hate each other.

Costa Rica wants to be the Switzerland of Latin america.

Aaaaaaaand Guatemala men are short and Panama is crazy.

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2530095 Heh. Wonder if I can amass another 200 or so followers in a year...

...Holy shit dude. Look how far you came since!

I don't swear by them, but I keep up in case bullshit starts happening in my area. Problem with Nazis is that everything will always end in blood with them.

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