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dereturd


"We only play real music." "*wheeze*" -David Bowie to Aaron Barrett

Fanfictions but I'm getting worse per upload
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May
18th
2019

Just an update · 3:28pm May 18th

Hello, and welcome... TO THE MATRIX


So, hey asses. Pretty sure no one's gonna read this, but if you do give a fuck, which you shouldn't, here's a mission report. DECEMBER 16, 1991

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WHATS IN YOUR WALLET

I also have a Discord.

Welcome! Just know I'm a retard.

Guy has 11 9 books published.

Here's what you need to know about me.

I like Danmachi(hm, anime), Ponies (especially Sunset and Starlight), Fanfiction, Classroom of the Elite, SoulsBorne, Funhaus, John Wick (fuckin watched Parabellum, fucking awesome), Skyrim (though actually, the TES lore is sweet), Call Me Kevin and Fallout.

I also idolize Adam Kovic.

For old followers, you know what are the things I all like.


Here's to edit my main page.
...

This is the part where I say: I'm not dead, I'm taking a break.

A to the Ass.

It's a good idea to have a child and name it,THE RECKONING. Good thing Sims has it for that

My greatest sources quote: ”The three things that fast forwarded human technology;
1. The Printing Press
2. Advent of Electricity
3. HALO COMBAT EVOLVED

Please check out my stupid Youtube channel. I might ACTUALLY do some shit.

What is my favorite thing in the world? That I cannot tell you. *refers to the list uptop* Wait the--oh yeah--right. Still, it ain’t that you cunts.

This is the part where they're supposedly strangling each other, and proceed to eat out their puss--
*wheeze*

"I get my gold medal, crying!"

What if Solaire of Astora was in Celestia's army? OH SHUT UP I KNOW THERE ARE STORIES OF IT--

John Wick is amazing you guys. Watch the entire trilogy.

I am the future you fools! I’m a tidal wave of tsunamis! I cannot be stopped, Clifford cannot be stopped! HAHAHHA!

Can't wait for Danmachi Season 2.

Ryuu Lion is best elf girl.

Riveria Ljos Alf is 2nd best elf girl.

This is my Finn and Jake (except one of them was corrupted).

I'm proud of this Photoshop, edited by yours truly.

These are my boyes. (also photoshopped)

Your Daily Entertainment

Best Rated-R YouTube Channel

Why watch this.

I WANT COMBAT AS AWESOME AS THIS.

Man teaches us how to use the natural gift of
EXPLOITATION

Everyone: Guys Avengers Endgame was great
me: FUCK OFF IM WATCHING JOHN WICK KILL SWAT MEMBERS

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Thanks for the favourite on Fallout Girls, I try to update every two weeks!

Thanks for the fav on my story, Fireteam Storm.

Thanks for the fav on my story. I'm glad you liked it :twilightsmile:

2612798
I definitely agree on that one.

>Akko
>not Constanze

What a great fucking show. Both seasons are perfect.

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