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I'm CreepyPastaSalad and Sensuous Sonority on YouTube, and I perform audio readings.

Service to FIMFiction Stats

Audio readings featured on Equestria Daily: 10
Other authors' stories audio read (in full): 57
Total chapters audio read: 87
Approx. words audio read: 290,550

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Other authors' stories proofread/edited: 8
Chapters proofread/edited: 17
Total words: 76,316

Stories Written: 2
Chapters Written: 15
Words Written: approx. 44,032

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Works I've Audio Read (From most recent to first)

NSFW - Check my channel for the video Facing Her Fears by , recommended by

Video Link Feathers by , recommended by

NSFW - Check my channel for the video. Obsession by (Featured on EQD)

Video Link Host by , recommended by

Video Link Equestria's Imperial Legion by , requested by the author

Video Link Applejack's New Security System by , recommended by the author.

Video Link Sweets and Sharp Objects by

Video Link Mister Lonely Heart by , recommended by the author. (Featured on EQD)

Video Link Hope by , recommended by

Video Link (Part 4) Reconnection and Breaking the Circle by (Featured on EQD)

NSFW Verbose Parody - Check my channel for the video. Big Pinkie Pie Warms You Up by , recommended by

NSFW - Check my channel for the video. My Final Confession by

Video Link Black Lotus by - Recommended by

Video Link Painless by - Recommended by (Featured on EQD)

Video Link Reflection by - Recommended by the author

Video Link Time by - Recommended by

Video Link Those Who Are Oppressed (Story withdrawn for editing) by

Works on FimFiction I've Proofread/Edited for (From most recent to first)

Tales of Fillydelphia (ongoing) by

The Smiling Stallion (ongoing) by


My age is back to being a prime number today! · 7:55pm November 19th

Splendid occasion!

Some manner of updates: not much new on the job hunting front. Still haven't heard back from the people I ought to have a while ago. Currently seeking out the aid of some hiring agencies in the area. They seemed to insist they could connect me directly to my line of employment, but I doubt it. Will likely have to resort to temporary employment through them.

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I hope you're doing well post-college, my friend.

Yeah that's understandable. My younger sister finishes college in a month too. Weird, seems like yesterday I graduated in 2016 lol.

I wish it could be for you. I'm sorry I haven't been getting back. Kind of been pushing FimFic on the backburner until my semester's sorted out. Gotta finish strong.

Ooh! :pinkiehappy: You're welcome! Happy to help you reach that kiriban!

Hey thanks for the follow, you're my 100th follower!

My pleasure, Mr. M. Shadows. :twilightsmile:

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Criminal Lyrics

"Oh, the worms eat away,
But don't worry; watch the wind.
Oh, the worms eat away,
But don't worry; watch the wind."
So I left Montana on an old freight train
The night my father died in the cold, cold rain.

A thousand doors, a thousand lies,
Rooms a thousand years wide.
I walk in the cold sun and wind.
All these years will not begin!

['Cause] when you are dreaming, you see for miles and miles.

Now I just stare into the sun,
And I see everything I've done.
I think I could have been someone,
But I can't stop what has begun!
When everything is said and done
And there is no place left to run,
I think I used to be someone.
Now I just stare into the sun.

"If you waste your time a-talkin'
To the people who don't listen
To the things that you are saying,
Who do you think's gonna hear?
And if you should die explaining how
The things that they complain about
Are things they could be changing,
Who do you think's gonna care?"
There were other lonely singers
In a world turned deaf and blind
Who were crucified for what they tried to show.
And their voices have been scattered by the swirling winds of time,
For the truth remains that no one wants to know. (link)

God builds a church; the Devil builds a chapel,
Like the thistles that grow on the trunk of a tree.
All the good in the world you can put inside a thimble
And still have room for you and me.
If there's one thing you can say about mankind,
There's nothing kind about man.
You can drive out nature with a pitchfork,
But it always comes roaring back again.
Misery's the river of the world.

My life he claims for God above.
Can such things be?
For I had come to hate the world,
This world that always hated me. (link)

And on I read until the day was gone.
And I sat in regret of all the things I've done:
For all that I've blessed and all that I've wronged.
In dreams until my death, I will wander on.

Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose.
Nothin' ain't worth nothin', but it's free.
Feeling good was easy, Lord, when Bobby sang the blues!
Feeling good was good enough for me,
Good enough for me and Bobby McGee. (link)

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