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TheDizzyDan


I'm CreepyPastaSalad on YouTube, and I perform audio readings.

Service to FIMFiction Stats

Audio readings featured on Equestria Daily: 7
Other authors' stories audio read (in full): 54
Total chapters audio read: 84
Approx. words audio read: 276,357

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Other authors' stories proofread/edited: 8
Chapters proofread/edited: 16
Total words: 69,066

Stories Written: 2
Chapters Written: 15
Words Written: approx. 44,032

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[X] Never angered a moderator or administrator
[X] Capitalized my fanfiction's title correctly
[X] Never changed usernames
[X] Persuaded a crass user to remove their mean comment
[] Contributed emoticons to the website
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I don't come from a place of scorched meadows and leaden clouds where the good die young.

However, if you will follow my voice, I believe I can take you to one.

What have I done for this fandom?

Works I've Audio Read (From most recent to first)

NSFW - Check my channel for the video. Obsession by

Video Link Host by , recommended by

Video Link Equestria's Imperial Legion by , requested by the author

Video Link Applejack's New Security System by , recommended by the author.

Video Link Sweets and Sharp Objects by

Video Link Mister Lonely Heart by , recommended by the author. (Featured on EQD)

Video Link Rain, Rain, Go Away. by , recommended by

Video Link Hope by , recommended by

Video Link (Part 4) Reconnection and Breaking the Circle by (Featured on EQD)

NSFW Verbose Parody - Check my channel for the video. Big Pinkie Pie Warms You Up by , recommended by

NSFW - Check my channel for the video. My Final Confession by

Video Link Black Lotus by - Recommended by

Video Link Painless by - Recommended by (Featured on EQD)

Video Link Reflection by - Recommended by the author

Video Link Time by - Recommended by

Video Link Those Who Are Oppressed (Story withdrawn for editing) by

Works on FimFiction I've Proofread/Edited for (From most recent to first)

Tales of Fillydelphia (ongoing) by

The Smiling Stallion (ongoing) by

Jun
19th
2018

Heavens, this ulcer! · 12:14am Tuesday

This ulcer is making me miserable.

It's at the point where I can still speak to people for a little bit before it really hurts.

But if I go fully mute I'll feel like I'll be perceived as babying out or becoming reclusive.

:raritydespair: Damn it!

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Greetings, Tranquil! :pinkiehappy:

I saw you were a member of the Those without a High Number of Followers group. As a fellow member, I thought it was fitting to follow you. :twilightsmile:

Thanks for the watch!! What inspired it?

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Yeah, it might even turn into something that I can regularly do on the weekends. Even if I just recorded one thing each week, that'd be great!

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Lol that's hilarious but great

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Hopefully, I'll have the time and the opportunity to record while I'm serving my internship in Illinois, although I realize that's not the reason why I'm out there. :rainbowlaugh:

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Yeah I see what you mean it's hard for me to record if I lack of motivation I really need to get it back I'm glad that I got a feedback from you

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Good. Been meaning to record for a couple weeks, but it's hard to record while I'm home anymore.

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Hello Dizzy Dan how are you?

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Down too long like I was before
And I thought I'd never see the day.
Can't be wrong because I know the score
And I guess there is no other way.

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Criminal Lyrics

"Oh, the worms eat away,
But don't worry; watch the wind.
Oh, the worms eat away,
But don't worry; watch the wind."
So I left Montana on an old freight train
The night my father died in the cold, cold rain.

A thousand doors, a thousand lies,
Rooms a thousand years wide.
I walk in the cold sun and wind.
All these years will not begin!

['Cause] when you are dreaming, you see for miles and miles.

"If you waste your time a-talkin'
To the people who don't listen
To the things that you are saying,
Who do you think's gonna hear?
And if you should die explaining how
The things that they complain about
Are things they could be changing,
Who do you think's gonna care?"
There were other lonely singers
In a world turned deaf and blind
Who were crucified for what they tried to show.
And their voices have been scattered by the swirling winds of time,
For the truth remains that no one wants to know. (link)

God builds a church; the Devil builds a chapel,
Like the thistles that grow on the trunk of a tree.
All the good in the world you can put inside a thimble
And still have room for you and me.
If there's one thing you can say about mankind,
There's nothing kind about man.
You can drive out nature with a pitchfork,
But it always comes roaring back again.
Misery's the river of the world.

My life he claims for God above.
Can such things be?
For I had come to hate the world,
This world that always hated me. (link)

And on I read until the day was gone.
And I sat in regret of all the things I've done:
For all that I've blessed and all that I've wronged.
In dreams until my death, I will wander on.

Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose.
Nothin' ain't worth nothin', but it's free.
Feeling good was easy, Lord, when Bobby sang the blues!
Feeling good was good enough for me,
Good enough for me and Bobby McGee. (link)

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