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Flash Notion


BEHOLD MY SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE AND MASTERY OF WRITING! MWAH HA HA HA HA- (ack) (cough) (cough)- urgh, I think I pulled something...

Get Inside My Head- If You Dare

Look over there. Do you see that tiny pin-prick of light, in the distance? That is Equestria Prime. Or, as you might know it, the My Little Pony universe. The one where it all started. The events that happen there are what you might call "canon".

What is this place? This is my domain. I am one of the Writers; we are many, but not equal. We are... well, we are gods, for lack of a better term. We create and define entire universes, using nothing apart from our words. Some universes are small and close to canon. Some are vast, interconnected, and so far from canon they almost become a new canon themselves.

For example, over here is the Blink-verse. It started quite small, but is quickly growing. I'm proud of my contribution, and I have plans for the poor character I have created.

And that there is PLP; it's my personal project. When it's finished, it'll be fairly large on its own. But there'll also be plenty of opportunity to expand outward.

Of course, you can find out more about those by reading. You want to know about me, something you can't learn from my stories. Oh, where to begin...

I am male, by the standards of mortal beings. Fairly young, too. I suppose, casting aside false-modesty, I am intelligent. I never feel as intelligent as others tell me I am, but there is evidence that I'm smart.

Clearly, it was faked.

Shut up, dang it! Oh, uh- sorry about that. What remains of my self-doubt occasionally manifests as other voices-slash-entities. It weirds me out, too. Though they usually end up as strawmen, helping me to argue my way to a correct point of view.

In any case, I have some fairly strong opinions about the characters in Equestria Prime. Of the Element Bearers, Rarity is by far my favorite. She possesses creative brilliance and charm nearly matching my own!

Her companion Pinkie Pie, however-

Hiya Flashie!

Oh, um- Hello, Pinkie. H-how are you?

I'm great! Were you maybe about to ask me something? (Eye Flutter)

Hmm, herrr... N-no. Nope! No questions here!

Oh. Okay! I'll see you later then.

Is she gone? Yeah, she's gone. Thank goodness. I uh... I suppose you might say I have a crush on her. What? Like you've never done something similar. (Grumble) Unfortunately, Pinkie can only observe this realm. She can't remain here, nor can I enter Equestria Prime. Even Writers are not omnipotent. If it were in any way possible...

Alas, that's not how the multiverse works.

There are other ponies I find worthy of my attention. The full pantheon is as follows: Vinyl Scratch, Master of the Wub; Rainbow Dash the Loyal; Derpy, Princess of Muffins; Flutershy, Conquerer of Fear; and Princess Luna of the Blessed Night.

I think that's enough for now. If you'd like to see or hear more from me, you can find it by activating the following links:
My YouTube Channel
My Facebook Page
My FanFiction.Net Profile

My Gifts To You Lowly Mortals

  • Pony la Pony: Shattered Lives Kill la Kill based. Replaces EQG 1 chronologically. When Twilight chases a thief through Starswirl's mirror, she finds herself in a world without friendship, with new rules of magic. Will she succeed in recovering her Element of Harmony? by Flash Notion 118,274 words · 558 views · 16 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Later, Princess Twilight went through Starswirl's mirror and ended up in a pony AU based on the anime Gurren Lagann. This is a one shot set at a climactic moment early in the anime's plot. Twilight struggles to control a giant fortress, while Celestia fights an army by Flash Notion 3,891 words · 101 views
  • Octavia Meets 2Cellos Human Octavia has a chance to meet her idols- but things don't go as smoothly as she'd like. by Flash Notion 3,362 words · 184 views · 13 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Celestia's Wake Oh no, Celly's dead. Well, time tah celebrate! Wait, she's alive. She's immortal! How did dah happen? (Inspired by the song Finnegan's Wake) by Flash Notion 2,131 words · 191 views

They Impressed Me; Perhaps They'll Impress You.

  • Winterheart Nothing shall stay the messengers of Griffonstone's postal service from their sacred duty. Not even when it's the worst winter in a lifetime, when Gabby's the only postal griffon around, and when windigos haunt the skies... by Carabas 7,485 words · 946 views · 145 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Solving for Death Starlight Glimmer accidentally killed Twilight Sparkle. It's a good thing she's Starlight Glimmer, then. by Majin Syeekoh 3,017 words · 5,258 views · 910 likes · 23 dislikes
  • Applejack gets into a barfight Applejack has had a rough day, and members of a biker gang are not helping her mood out in the slightest. Little do they know she is packing the punch of an Equestrian Earth Pony and knows how to handle herself in a brawl. Hilarity ensues. by Billy G Gruff 1,875 words · 1,017 views · 111 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Changeling Courtship Rituals Twilight accidentally marries Chrysalis. by Codex Ex Equus 38,574 words · 24,101 views · 3,132 likes · 61 dislikes
  • Pony Courtship Rituals Queen Chrysalis tries to date Twilight Sparkle by Codex Ex Equus 75,140 words · 11,148 views · 1,475 likes · 46 dislikes
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2446462 ah, okay. took a look at your story list. :facehoof: to be honest, I hardly ever look at author names unless i'm specifically looking for more stuff by that author.

2446451 no changelings here
# still confused

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If only all life's little problems could be solved with bacchanalias

Hey, thanks for the bookshelf add!

Hey there, thanks for adding "Remind Me Why This Was a Good Idea Again" to your library! I appreciate it!

2433192 I meant to do it a lot sooner, just kept slipping my mind :scootangel:

Hey man, thanks for the follow :twilightsmile:.

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