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Flash Notion


The hardest part about writing is that nothing you make is ever as good on the page as it was inside your head... but other people don't know that, so we worry over nothing.

Nov
23rd
2022

Jinglemas 2022 · 12:11am Nov 23rd, 2022

Hello. Been a while. So I signed up for this thing, as a way to get back to writing. There's still a bit of time left for the .5 of you who bother reading these posts but somehow aren't aware of one of the bigger site-wide events to sign up for it. Happy holidays!

Feb
14th
2022

I LIVE!!!! (and so does this thing...) · 9:43pm Feb 14th, 2022

I'm not here to give another life update. Suffice to say, I've about given up on keeping myself "together". I'll try and get stories out, but I make no promises about when or what or anything.

But, for those who still care:
Beanis is back! Remember the beans? Majin does. Go give him the usual love/hate.

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(Oh, and go back and read my own Beanis content. If you already have, do it again. DO IT.)

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Jan
1st
2021

Only a couple hours to go (for me) · 2:56am Jan 1st, 2021

So. 2020 is almost over.

This... certainly has been a year. Lots of bad things happened. Lots of bad things are going to continue happening.

I don't want to dwell on it.

Instead, I'd like to take the time to reflect on some of the good things that I experienced this year. In no particular order.

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Dec
6th
2020

Smol Update · 2:28pm Dec 6th, 2020

December is here, the stores are playing Silver Bells, and this site's Jinglemas 2020 event has officially started.

I've gotten my prompt and made my outline. I just need to buckle down and write the thing.

Outside of that, I haven't really done work on my other stories lately. :facehoof: But I've promised that I wouldn't pressure myself too much. I've got one story that I have to work on this month. The rest can wait.

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Dec
1st
2020

Oh Shit November · 1:16am Dec 1st, 2020

So uh. This month happened.

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Oct
24th
2020

Flash's Library Catalog Vol. IV · 4:37am Oct 24th, 2020

It has been forever since I've done one of these. But I said I'd be back, and that includes this project. In this volume, we'll be looking at some of my favorite stories. Stories that I highly recommend reading, moreso than any others. These should not be missed out on.

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Oct
17th
2020

Beanis: A Retrospective · 5:15pm Oct 17th, 2020

So. It's finally over.

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Oct
1st
2020

FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS I HAVE SLUMBERED! WHO DISTURBS MY- oh, it's you. · 11:33pm Oct 1st, 2020

'Sup, bitches. Your eyes do not deceive you, it is really me, back from the dread abyss of my own mind. After-
Oh.
Oh fuck.
It's been 2 years.

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Jan
6th
2019

Just watched Venom online... · 12:24am Jan 6th, 2019

Gotta say... it was fun. Not the greatest movie ever, but yeah, I enjoyed myself watching it. And I actually do hope they make a sequel or two.

Woody Harrelson's wig was awful though. I get what they were going for, but it was so fake.
...
Then again, maybe it's fake in-universe, too. I can imagine Cletus trading info on some bodies just to get a wig, and they gave him the shittiest one they could. Probably not, but it would be funny.

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May
14th
2018

A Line To Remember · 1:00am May 14th, 2018

I feel like I have to use this in a fic some day (or maybe a novel):

"If it flies, it dies!"

Spoken by a badass side character.

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