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dereturd


"tHe LOngeR THe ICoN oF SiN iS On EArtH, ThE STRongeR hE wiLL beCOmE." - Sam Hayden

Jan
12th
2020

HOHhhOh WHOa · 5:38pm Jan 12th, 2020

Now, imagine Adam Driver. Saying the 'n' word--


I'm getting too old for this shit.

The show's done. There's gonna be a G5 soon. Might or might not have the same charm as G4, but we'll see. It's a new decade after all.

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May
18th
2019

Just an update · 3:28pm May 18th, 2019

Hello, and welcome... TO THE MATRIX


So, hey asses. Pretty sure no one's gonna read this, but if you do give a fuck, which you shouldn't, here's a mission report. DECEMBER 16, 1991

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Sep
23rd
2018

Truth is.. · 5:44am Sep 23rd, 2018

This is gonna be sick.

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Aug
25th
2018

HELP, NEED SOME PONY TOWN PALS · 12:19pm Aug 25th, 2018

Funhaus brony doing some Open Haus.

SOS!

Jul
13th
2018

YES WOMEN POOP (this is just a blog, not some joke) · 11:45am Jul 13th, 2018

What's the oral etiquette?


It’s been a pretty quiet set of months for me. Well, generally speaking. But personally, it’s been the 2nd week of school and already they drop some heavy shit on us (film festival, then I’m the editor that every director fought for).

In terms of FimFiction, I’ve been reading a lot mostly. You’ll see me online frequently, whether to continue to write a chapter or to read to help me move forward, it really depends. But I’ve been enjoying it so far.

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Jun
11th
2018

E3 Wins · 12:17pm Jun 11th, 2018

Xbox announced Cyberpunk. I can complete my life.


So a lot of shit has gone down in days past. My summer would end in the next month (but no one cares though), I'm almost done with the next chapter of VOTU.

But I'm just gonna discuss about E3, even though Ubisoft hasn't done their conference yet.

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Apr
16th
2018

Knighty, pls fix the lag in mobile devices ty · 12:46pm Apr 16th, 2018

THE BOOGIEDOWN IS NOP


How’s it y’all? Micheal Keevin here. Thanks for uh.. supporting me in my Displaced story, for thosw who hated it, give some criticism as to why it sucks, thank you.

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Apr
3rd
2018

Hay ho · 3:26pm Apr 3rd, 2018

operating-offcourse—retarded—-shithole


I’m going off-fucked at this rate.
Am I the only one watching and reading Naruto at this rate? Idk

My recent story GTA: Magical Mystery Heist, is a total s u c c e s s.
*PFFFT* I spat my hot mocha, what the hell did I just say?

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Mar
21st
2018

I have absolutely no idea what to write.. · 10:51am Mar 21st, 2018

when you forget to grammarly proper


How’s it goin’ y’all, it’s ya boi... I dunno.. “I have GTA 6”?

As the title of the blog suggests, I have no idea what to possibly write, and my writing abilities have completely lost touch.

Also, I feel pissed that some long ass chapters I did are gone because of some malfunction when you leave the site for a long time.

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Dec
10th
2017

A War Inside You · 5:16am Dec 10th, 2017

War can change a man. They can turn them into bloodlust soldiers and use orders as an excuse. Some are just willing to be serving the country and be a role model, others abuse their power.

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