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TheDisplacerOfEquestrias


As you can see, my name is above me, but you can call me Displace, for short. Anyway, I am looking for writers to help me out with my stories. Also, Hamster_Master, you are not permitted to be here.

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  • A Lampent's Lament in Equestria I was never the most well liked pokemon around town, being unable to talk more then your species name dosen't help explain that your here to collect souls to send them to a better place either. Did not know it would result in my death again thou by Iridescence T Wind 64,877 words · 4,252 views · 236 likes · 16 dislikes
  • A New World, a New Way To protect his Pokemon from harm Arceus has moved most of his worlds populus to Equestria in hopes that they can live in peace, but peace is often harder to obtain than one might think. by zeusdemigod131 403,151 words · 27,474 views · 2,302 likes · 162 dislikes

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You know...

... It's weird enough that I'm a frickin' Displacer AND a SysAdmin, but along with that, I have to deal with a bunch of frickin' morons every day:

... Fuck my life...

When in need...

CAUSE CHAOS!




Aug
29th
2017

From another Twilight. · 4:24am August 29th

(I am very lazy right now, so I'll just post what "Twilight Is The BEST" posted, with some edits.)

Hey people, I want you all to know that Twilight Is The BEST's collab story Fullmetal Pony has a new chapter. So if your interested in it, check it out and if you enjoyed it, give it a thumbs up and follow the author.

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Thanks for taking an interest in my works, and for enjoying "The Sun Also Rises" so much!

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Hey, I liked the Transformers movies, Jack!

Although, let's be honest, he kinda ran the entire Transformers series into the fucking ground and into hell...

:pinkiesmile: - Twilight? Twi-light... are you still asleep? Awww, you're so cute when you're dreaming! Shhh, it's okay. Lullaby, and gunnight, la-la-laaa la la la-laaa...

:facehoof: - ... mmhrmm. No Shining, don't touch Smarty Pants there... she has a safe word and a pistol... don't make the ketchup do math, or else the mustard will drop the bomb... zzz.

:pinkiegasp: - WAKE UP TWILIGHT YOU HAVE A NEW FOLLOWER! Qué sorprendente sorpresa y algo completamente estúpido que suceda porque no eres bueno!

:twilightoops: - AIIIGHCELESTIAISAIDNODONTSTOP!? What the ... PINKIE!? WHY ARE YOU DRESSED IN LINGERIE IN MY BED AND YELLING AT ME IN SPANISH IN THAT ORDER??

:pinkiehappy: - Shhh... it's all fine, Twilight. Just relax and let the soothing sound of my husky voice send you gently back into the solace of slumber.

:facehoof: - Stop right there. STOP! I am NOT into ASMR anymore after finding out that Discord and Rainbow Dash were using it to manipulate my subconscious into performing sexual acts in parliament, and your voice is about as soothing as a helium tank to the cervix. PLEASE explain yourself!

:pinkiesmile: - New follower.

:twilightblush: - OH GREAT! I mean, um... hello, Displacer! Well met, certainly! I AM SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU!

:pinkiehappy: - The twitching is what really makes this all worthwhile. Such a wreck!

:twilightsmile: - SHUT UP PIE! Anyway, in an offer of friendship I shall follow you as well. Let's be friends and celebrate a bright and successful future together! Thank you, Displacer!

:pinkiesmile: - ... what a sappy response. Uninspired! Zero out of ten.

:twilightangry2: - I can turn you inside-out with a thought, you arrogant candy-selling strumpet. JUST TEST ME! GIVE ME A REASON! COME ON!

:pinkiehappy: - Thank you for taking an interest in us, Displacer! You're FANTA-STANDING-DERFUL-ZING!

:rainbowhuh: - What a crock! If Michael Bay were here, we'd be knee-deep in pink horse guts. BOO!

:ajbemused: - Like all of Michael Bay's movies, Dash, we're left feeling ripped off.

:rainbowlaugh: - TOP KEK!

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If i may ask why did you favorite?

Thanks for the favorite man!

yeah, thanks!

....I reMaiN iNdiffereNt.

Hey, thanks for the interest in my stories.:twilightsmile: I'll continue with the Blitzening.

Thank you for the watch. Have a follow in return! :twilightsmile:

Thank you for all the lists you put I'M STAR SWIRL THE FRIGGIN' BEARDED in and for One plus six equals family it means a lot. :scootangel:

I saw all the groups you added CoEC to and I will say thank you for them as well as the following.

THANKS FOR THE FAVE! I appreciate it wholeheartedly :twilightsmile:

Thank you for the favorite on my story. It is very much appreciated. :)

Enter: Zoom has been uploaded to fanfiction.net. Link is in new blog post. Also, this is Zoom's theme for the story:

Check out my new blog. You might like it.

Well thank you for your intense interest with The Time God of Equesria, as well as following me. If you need help of any kind just ask, I work as an editor for multiple fics and work for free. It's the very least I can do for your support

having seen you're notification for my profile, you'll be happy to know i should be returning to my fics next weekend.

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  • 3 weeks
    From another Twilight.

    (I am very lazy right now, so I'll just post what "Twilight Is The BEST" posted, with some edits.)

    Hey people, I want you all to know that Twilight Is The BEST's collab story Fullmetal Pony has a new chapter. So if your interested in it, check it out and if you enjoyed it, give it a thumbs up and follow the author.

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  • 13 weeks
    Ok, so...

    ... What?

    3 comments · 32 views
  • 13 weeks
    Ok, I hate to admit it, but...

    ... I'm cringing at my own story.

    Compared to my "Formation" story on Fanfiction.NET, "The Newest Displacer", in the beginning, that is, sucks enough ass to literally create a whirlpool of cringe or a tornado of shit.

    Given I did have some help from my buddy DragShot on Fanfiction.NET for "Formation" (specifically editing it and being a pre-reader of sorts for me), but still.

    Read More

    11 comments · 65 views
  • 14 weeks
    Ideas for later chapters in my stories.

    I've been thinking of using lyrics to popular songs from real life bands (The White Stripes, KONGOS, etc.) and YouTubers (like NateWantsToBattle, J.T. Machinima, DAGames, etc.) in the later chapters for some of my stories (both current and up and coming), like Inkbeings in Equestria, the Aftermath of The Rise of A King, The Sins of Our Pasts, Meet The Medic Bot, etc. etc.

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  • 14 weeks
    WOW THIS PLACE HAS CHANGED.

    JESUS CHRIST ON A CRUTCH, THIS IS NEW.

    HOLY FUCK!

    10 comments · 57 views
  • 16 weeks
    Question to everyone.

    I need you to answer me honestly.

    (Sighs...)

    How good do you think I would be at writing smut?

    I'm asking because I have just been given permission by someone named Geo Soul on Fanfiction.NET to do a "sequel" of sorts to the first chapter of his story "We Are The Crystal Gems". It has SteviDot and a bit of LapiDot in it.

    Oh, and here's a summary of it for those who are interested.

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    0 comments · 37 views
  • 17 weeks
    Currently working.

    I'm currently working on the next chapter of "Antasma and Fawful (Plus Dimentio and Blumiere/Bleck): Partners in Equis!"

    Here is a little bit of what I have right now.

    Bowser immediately tried to break the electricity, only to scream in pain as his hand was burned...

    The Chaos Heart began to produce more electricity, arching towards the machines, causing them to short-circuit...

    ... only for everything to stop.

    Read More

    5 comments · 55 views
  • 22 weeks
    Ok, so...

    ... How many of us have heard of the MLP: Temptation comic series by Suirano?

    Say Yeah if you have and say Neigh if your haven't.

    3 comments · 31 views
  • 22 weeks
    So...

    So, excuse my language, here, but...

    Ahem...

    WHAT IN THE FLYING MOTHER OF FUCK HAPPENED TO ARCHON THE MANIC!?

    I loved his story Sir Freddy the Golden! What happened to him and the story!?

    0 comments · 29 views

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Not just a writer...

But also an RPer!

Mostly a sexual one, but can play nonsexual ones, too.

I accept all kinds, but, I'd like to be Dom.