While teaching Spike math one afternoon, Twilight comes up with a solution of 'sixty-nine'. Spike can't stop laughing enough to tell her what's so funny, so she's going to find out.
Oh, she will find out.
Edited by Syeekoh
Preread by RainbowRick, thanks to both of you!
This was originally meant to be my sixty-nine follower special, but other stuff came up and...yeah. I eventually got around to it. Enjoy!
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0/10 made me find the cover image for you8/8 m8 gr8 b8
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thanks m8
I didn't expect you to write it so quickly. I thought it would have taken a bit longer. But still, you pulled off what I failed to. Bravo! If I had actually took part, I would have asked you to put this:
Of course, that's not the case, so don't worry.
Also,
My idea! You used it! You gave me bookworm, I gave you a machine falter.
And as a plus, rather than a nitpick, it's Apple Bloom, not Applebloom. Others would call you out on this, so just a heads up.
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Nor did I. The urge to write just struck me.
And thanks! Fixed!
Yes...
Pfft!
hehehehehe~
Hahahaha Pony say 69 is a funny number to say
Oh I can't help but feel a little guilty for enjoying this one. It was really funny in a very Carry On film kind of way.
Compliments on the story it certainly made me laugh.
Can you make a sequel called Penal Code?
This was really funny
That end was priceless! Though for some reason I knew that was coming
Well, it is always nice when things come to a happy ending.
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Did...Did Fluttershy and Twilight seriously had 69 sex in the end?
Ahhhh the adorkable bookworm strikes again. Lmao. Very funny.
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Thanks!
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This is probably the closest I will ever get to writing clop, so most likely not, no.
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You knew it was 'coming' did you?
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Bahaha! Ohhh you
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Maaaaaaybe.
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Thanks!
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Yeah, but it surprised me it came so fast. Even Fluttershy didn't see that coming so quickly.
y'all
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you
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This fic should have a Safety Warning that reading this could cause death from to much laughter. Seriously a good fic. Something you want to watch though. It's y'all, and that term [which you used 50% correctly *applauds*] is a second personal plural pronoun. Anywho, loved the fic, and the reactions to Twilight's obliviousness.
that always happens to me, ppl have been asking me because they think im a smart person, i can totally relate to this
Ha
was Spike at first then Rarity was all like
and Pinkie was all like
then Applejack and Rainbow were all like 
and finally Fluttershy was all 
God dammit Twilight!
The drums and cymbal that make the *ba-dum psh* sound are now smoking from too much abuse!
So that's what it meant! I was all nutz thingy.
So Purple Panda
Spike entered the Boutique Laughing his butt off as Rarity was closing up.
"SPIKE!" Rarity Roared "What ? Am I not faboulus enough for you!"
Spike with his stupid smile "what?"
Rarity growled "Follow me"
Spike followed closely then all went BLACK.
And that's it Doc my nose was stuck in her back side and I sneezed... She was all Puffed up like a Giant marsh mellow Balloon.
The Doc answered "Glad you held on to her tail or we would of never found her"
Spike teared up "will she be all right?" The Doc smiled "No problem as he untied her tail....
PFEEEEETeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeePhit phit eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
69 is always good for a laugh
Looks like I need a new gut.
Oh Twi, you surely know how to make it seem like you were doing something completely else
This was pretty awesome, thanks for the laugh!
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oh my Luna, twilight, you are so obvious to what you are saying...
Brown earth pony and white unicorn?
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No.
And this was hilarious.
So damn funny!
That was funny, but it would have been funnier if it wasn't as OOC as it is. This story makes no sense beyond it's joke. Sorry.
Twilight you waste of an Alicorn princess....
Bravo!
Innuendos everywhere.
Much fun was had.
Of course, it probably turns out Spike was laughing because it was a Bill and Ned (Ted) reference...
(Okay, not really, but that's what I always think of when someone says "sixty-nine." Of course, the fact I'm a metal skeleton with no sex drive is also probably responsible...)
Ponyville is such a sexually repressed society that they respond to innuendo as if it's a gunfight in Dodge.
Oh my god
I don't think Mad Moxxi could make that many innuendo's in one day!
This story can be summed up in one phrase:
"Oh, honey..."
Anyway, hidden OTP shipping. 10/10 would read again.
"30 seconds later"
She's one of THOSE.
I don't think she expected that show and tell to end so soon. But what can you expect from someone as old as Twilight going that long without that stuff.
Great story. Innuendos and an implied ship. Adorable.
Btw, not sure if it was or wasn't since they weren't named, but was that Button and Sweetie out on a date who blurted out "I like her!" because I can't think of any other white unicorns and brown earth ponies. :P
Could of used more innuendos near the end. Saw no point in being more straight forward there at the end. Nice buck joke though. xD
Alright guys! I'm back from school, how's my fic doi—
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...huh...maybe I should make fics about immature sexual jokes more often.
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I'm afraid that's my own inability to describe things properly.
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Obvious.
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MEANT to be referring back to Vinyl and Octavia, but I put brown instead of grey...my bad guys.
Fixing it!
5016781 Welcome back! lol
Honestly, it felt like a great shoutout to Sweetie Belle and Button's first date, furthered by how much more oblivious and terrible said date went with him being a perv making Sweetie smack him in the back of the head.
Yeah, that Sugar Cube Corner scene just felt like you wanted to show us a lot of ponies. But i have to say it was a cute mistake at the end.
Pfffft- that was quite a tease.
10/10.
5016813
uh...you're right! That's totally what I meant to do!
*hastily edits*And honestly, I wasn't trying to do anything, just meant to show how busy they were at that time of the day.
I guess I could have pulled that off a little better.
Haha...LOL!!!
That was great fun! Good thing nobody was around when I read that one...with all the laughing, they would have sent me to the loony bin (Luna bin?)
5016781
Awwww, I liked the idea of Button having a childish crush on Twilight, to Sweetie's annoyance.
She's as virgin as EV olive oil. No, she does not know.
They know, some from experience.
Always use correct context boys and girls.
Shut. Up.
Any time Twilight.
Don't forget dragons become sexually mature much faster than most animals. Yes, he's a baby, he is also capable of fathering children with dragons is own size.
Mrs. Cake is a babe. Her husband is the only pony she's ever loved, but there is no limit to what ponies would give for ten minutes with her. She defiantly knows, and this is a town full of perverts and voyeurs, everyone knows.
That's an image I am very okay with having.
What I think every time I see another AppleDash fic.
Guess Twilight's easy to please.
Funny, about on par with stealing the deed.
I don't get it.
I mean, I got the immature sexual references ("bend over and take it!"
), but what is significant about 69?