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Ron Jeremy Pony

What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

Universes, worlds, pe.. Ummm Ponies, and all good things!


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Fun places of absolute insanity, and cake!


New job, still writing, and sickness · 9:12pm August 7th

What's up everypony and brony? So, as the title says I've recently earned the achievement of employment via a call center. Fun, I know. That said I'm still writing, helping other folks, and doing the best I can. Unfortunately this weekend I took my brother to look at some used cars, and something caused me to have wicked bad allergies. Which has led to loss of voice, sore throat, and so on. Not fun, but I'm combating it with some allergy medicine and some Mucinex. Good news is that I'm

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Tea or coffee?

Thanks for the fave for The Automaton I really hope you enjoyed it and please don't hesitate if any criticism comes to mind to let me know.
Thanks again!

Thank you for the watch! :yay:

Hey, thanks, man.

Would you like...

a hand? :trollestia:


Commissions are the following.

ten dollars for two thousand words.

I will write, without problem, the following fetishes and erotic stories.

Normal vanilla, BDSM, group sex, rough sex, multiple partners, pegging, Same sex, tentacle, Mind control, and Somnophilia.

Anything else please ask and I'll consider it :pinkiehappy:

2420593 How much are you commissions?


I do, and I also do.commissions.

Do you take story requests?

Hey not being pushy but wheres bumbles sequel gonna be out

Achievement Unlocked!

You have earned the...

While normally I'd post a cute, silly, and customized message...AAAAAA, I'M IN THE FEATURE BOX AND THEY'RE POURING IN LIKE THE FLOOD IN THE FIRST HALO GAME!


You're more than welcome, and so far it is a fantastic treat.

Thanks for the favorite on The Right Man in the Wrong Place! :twilightsmile:

I hope you continue to enjoy it as new chapters are released.


I am, and thank you for writing it :pinkiehappy:

Thanks for the favourite for 'Dying Embers' :twilightsmile:
I hope you enjoy it

Thanks for adding Big Mac Speaks His Mind to you favorites!



2358072 loved the story, and I'm hopeful to see more like it.

Oh, thanks for the Follow too! May I ask why?

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