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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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Jul
19th
2018

Pardon my Fancy · 10:49am 8 hours ago

A phantom sauntered from shadow to shadow, unseen, unnoticed, undetected. While it moved from floor to floor, room to room, haunting the living. Upon its departure, it left behind sabotaged weapons, rendering guns useless and causing swords to become permanently stuck in their sheaths, the metal fused solid. No one noticed the phantom, no alarm was triggered, there was no sign that anything was amiss.

There was no common phantom, no, this was Le Trou Du Cul Fantôme.

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You're avatar is staring into my soul.

Are you okay?
I hope you are. Good luck and be well my friend

I love Dim Dark and Apple sumac but when will we hear about Flicker Nicker?

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I want to run...
How you say give Chase!

Sending you a well wish, least well as you can be.

Hey, buddy! How ya doin'? Got time for a random survey? If so, then splendid! Answer the follow questions below.

-On a hot dog or hamburger, do you prefer ketchup, mustard, or both?

-I don’t know anything about your personal life, but I assume you are always on a tight and exhausting schedule that leaves you feeling stressfully tired. With that in mind, how much would you be willing to pay for an extra hour of sleep in the morning?

Are you an early bird or a night owl?

-What is your favorite season? (As in winter, spring, summer, and autumn)

-Congratulations! It’s your birthday! Even if it isn’t, I’m still going to give you a present in the form of a giant mech suit! Which one would you like?

Death Egg Robot (Sonic the Hedgehog): Want a mech suit with a charming cartoony style? Then look no further than the Death Egg Robot. The Death Egg Robot is a large mech suit that comes with the ability to fly along with rotating drill-like claws that can be launched. Comes with the option for lasers and can take some punishment, though its ground speed is a bit slow.
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Metal Face Mechon Suit (Xenoblade Chronicles): Want something really cool that will intimidate your enemies? A bit of a tight fit, but this mech suit has ultra smooth and precise controls, and is very powerful. The Metal Face Mechon Suit comes with strong and sharp claw hands, a powerful laser cannon, is capable of long distance flight, and is made of extremely strong and durable metal. Also comes with a cool voice.
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Megazord (Power Rangers): Do you have friends and want something to do together with them? Then this is the mech suit for you. This Megazord is made of several different robots that is completely customizable with all sorts of looks, styles, and weapons. Not to mention it’s huge! Requires multiple people to operate, as well as effective teamwork, coordination, and communication.
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Armored Personnel Unit (The Matrix): While it may not protect the person controlling the mech suit, this Armored Personnel Unit is perfect for those who are very gun-happy and favor smooth controls.
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Do you have any plans to finish PLSS? That was one of my favorite fics on this site and it stopped rather abruptly...

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Woot kudzu is subjectively ok:twilightsmile:

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Doctor's appointments today. I'm working in the background.

Two days without a peep from kudzuhaiku i hope he’s ok:unsuresweetie:

Comment posted by Marble Didymus deleted March 12th

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Oh i was sure that was the refrence. Poo

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Nope.
That isn't where that comes from.

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Domination masterbation?

You reffrenced space balls? Going plaid? Lolz

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over the years i have seen more than two, that what happens when you are a crazy writer... you can dominate the BOX :trollestia:

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Fine I thought it was cool. But kudz be like nbd

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