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I can die now, having created the perfect paragraph · 2:11am Monday

It was that moment, while stretching, that Crop Duster suffered something so terrible that it could only be described with science: it wasn’t an action so much as it was an event. Mid-stretch, a bilabial fricative exploded into existence. Which is to say that turbulent airflow forced its way through a narrow opening and produced a string of consonant sounds only understood by molluscoids, abominations spawned by eldritch beings, and the Great Old Ones themselves.

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Any sequals to a basket a blanket and a bundle of bills

Remember when you said that goslings become gooses when they grow up? Does that apply to changelings, if so would they be called change or changes.

Don't mind me kudz
I'm just raiding your stories
I'll be out of your hair in a sec

Dim deleted a comment. Metamagicians are the worst.

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Chekhov's Gun proves you wrong.

  • "One must never place a loaded rifle on the stage if it isn't going to go off. It's wrong to make promises you don't mean to keep." Chekhov, letter to Aleksandr Semenovich Lazarev (pseudonym of A. S. Gruzinsky), 1 November 1889.[5][6][7] Here the "gun" is a monologue that Chekhov deemed superfluous and unrelated to the rest of the play.
  • "If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there." From Gurlyand's Reminiscences of A. P. Chekhov, in Teatr i iskusstvo 1904, No. 28, 11 July, p. 521.[8]

I hung the gun on the wall, and it was fired. My job is done.

No have to disagree. A brief mention with no explanation and a very brief mention does not count as introducing a major plot point. It is also not clear that it's been locked up and Twilight is guarding it.

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Check the group forums! :heart:

Hey Kudzu! It'd be really helpful if you'd post a link to the reading order for the Weedverse in a permanent link on your user page!

2440827 Eh, fair enough. I wish ya well though man... Well as it can be.

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It's not going to hell.

How has it been going?

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"There are a lot more Ponies, but who cares who they are?
"It's a wacky, new sequel, Everypony's equal,
"It's the STARLIGHT GLIMMER SHOW!"

ARTL #808 · May 1st · · 1 ·

Updating headcanon...

Restarting, ARTL.exe...

2435250 Oh, I agree. She's tolerable, but I do wish the eps were back to the rest of the cast... if they don't make a fiasco of the episode. (cough AJ's day off cough)

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I fondly remember MLP before it became the Starlight Show.

2435240 I dunno, I felt :pinkiehappy: was the greatest detractor of the episode :P

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