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TStarlight Over Sunset
Equestria Girls
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Starlight and Sunset discuss the oddities of Human anatomy during a sleepover.
Sex
Profanity
Sunset Shimmer
Starlight Glimmer
Punk Rock Prom Queen · 1.2k words · 108 8 · 6.1k views
TSuncest
Equestria Girls
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Sunset Shimmer discovers that her online crush is her human counterpart.
Sex
Profanity
Sunset Shimmer
Main 7 (EqG)
Punk Rock Prom Queen · 3.7k words · 1,031 30 · 15k views
TJust another Humanized OctaScratch Story: Obligatory Nosferatu Edition
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Comedy
Slice of Life
There are things in this world, as Octavia Melody has just discovered, that go bump in the night. A slightly different take on the classic Vampire Vinyl trope
Sex
Gore
Human
Twilight
Spike
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
Punk Rock Prom Queen · 10k words · 43 12 · 1.2k views

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Why some one like me is a pegasister. · 2:59am Dec 15th, 2013

Now I'm sure after reading over my bio you're all wondering why some one like me even likes a show that's aimed at girls 3/4ths my age. The answer to that is quite simple actually, it's a good show through and through. Its not mindless drivel like most cartoons and TV shows on now a days and actually has a point to it. Unlike cartoon network whose quality has drastically fallen since my childhood and airs shows that are not only inappropriate for their audience, but mind rottingly stupid,

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Das Bio

-The Name: Ophelia M. Kinder

-The Mare: The sarcastic, cynical, jaded misanthrope next door.

-The Mission: To provide satire and parodies of common tropes with a more realistic spin. Sometimes humanized in nature (mostly humanized, ponies make better humans than humans do).

-The Reason: Let's face it, it's hard to come by good authors who update, I aim to fix that, hopefully... possibly...maybe. I write mainly to entertain myself, but if you guys like it then that's cool. I'm not out to change the world with my work, just mock it until I can get out.

So I ask, CAN YOU DIG IT?

The Big Five: Humanized OctaScratch Edition

GTVS: The Great Teacher Vinyl Scratch (Humanized) Her DJ career is on the deadlock, Vincenza 'Vinyl' Scratch needs an other job quickly. Thanks to her mother's connection, she founds one in a complete other field than what she's used to: Highschool Teaching! by Mariacheat-Brony 129,226 words · 1,208 · 36
When We Fall Humanized Vinyl and Octavia try to survive in a world torn by civil war by ObCom 8,537 words · 17 · 5

Top Supernatural List

Jackie Sweetie Belle has a new friend by BronyWriter 22,186 words · 480 · 16
A Ghost Story A human's insubstantial adventures in Equestria. by Elemist 87,018 words · 3,025 · 88
Tangled Up In Blue In a world where ponies and vamponies co-exist, the lovely Octavia has fallen for the dashing vampony Vinyl Scratch. Can their love survive the haters? The self proclaimed Vampony Hunter Rainbow Dash? And most importantly Vinyl's alter ego, DJ P by ShotgunNeko 28,216 words · 287 · 13
My Roommate is a Vampire Silly Octavia, Vinyl's not a vampire, right? by Dennis the Menace 54,598 words · 6,171 · 165
Applejack the Vampony Slayer Nightmare Moon was defeated a thousand years ago, but her legacy remains. Cursed creatures prey on the helpless in the darkness. Beasts and monsters born of nightmares. But the Apples maintain a sacred vigil. They are the Slayers. by Immanuel 47,621 words · 31 · 2