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She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Jan
8th
2020

Well · 12:03am January 8th

Real life exploded. Some of you know what is going on from the Discord. There may be a slight interruption in progress as everything is sorted out. In a manner of speaking, my past has caught up to me, and I am ill-prepared to deal with it. It will probably turn out fine. Great even. Good things might very well come from this. But right now, emotional turmoil abounds. I do apologise. I understand that everybody is waiting for an update. Soon.

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Jan
5th
2020

Bourgogne Blintz is coming · 12:27am January 5th

She makes her triumphant return.

Who is she, some of you might ask.

TDown With the Pastryarchy
"When the revolution comes, who will be the first against the gingerbread wall?"
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Dec
24th
2019

Happy Hearth's Warming, everypony · 5:51am Dec 24th, 2019

A new story has been released in fully completed form.

TA Hearth's Warming Tale
Little Lime Tart has to save Hearth's Warming. It's not impossible.
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Also, have a look at a holiday classic.

The fandom is still pretty amazing, when it wants to be.

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Dec
23rd
2019

Signal boosting · 11:57pm Dec 23rd, 2019

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Dec
22nd
2019

Progress report · 2:11am Dec 22nd, 2019

Almost done. I can see the end from here. Soon. Sorry for the delays. Real life happened.

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Dec
19th
2019

A word if I may · 7:31pm Dec 19th, 2019

Sleep-dep and other forces conspired against me. The story I hoped to release on the 20th will be delayed, but done before xmas. Progress updates are found on the Discord. There has been a lot of work done and the story is almost finished.

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Dec
15th
2019

Progress · 4:46pm Dec 15th, 2019

It is gonna take a Christmas miracle to finish this on time.

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Dec
11th
2019

Preview · 6:00am Dec 11th, 2019

With a grunt of effort, and with her tongue dangling from the corner of her mouth—a silly display of youthful concentration—Lime Tart shoved all of the snow off of the buried tombstone. It wasn’t a standing tombstone like some; no, those were far too costly. This was a simple headstone that lay flat upon the ground, and as such, could be covered by snow. Which was a problem. More than a problem, even. It was a source of much distress for Stargazer, who came out to the cemetery every

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Dec
8th
2019

Almost · 2:37am Dec 8th, 2019

Soon.

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Nov
21st
2019

Ever wondered what a deleted scene looked like? · 12:09am Nov 21st, 2019

“Well”—Pinkie stretched out this word until it was as long as a sentence—“you still gotta say that you’re sorry. That’s just how it is. Even if it doesn’t fix things. It’s how you start, see? Sometimes, sometimes we don’t say we’re sorry… for whatever reason. Sometimes we just expect that we’ll be forgiven. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from being a Pie Sister, it’s that we can’t take other ponies for granite. Saying that you’re sorry helps to smooth over hurt feelings.”

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