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She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Jun
17th
2019

Teaser! · 7:03am Yesterday

Sunset Shimmer found herself in an unknown place that was not where she needed to be. The train had stopped here and was now being prepared to retreat back to Tall Tale in reverse. Annoyed, angry, and fed up with everything that life had done to her, Sunset turned her ire upon the station manager, the sole, lone pony that worked at this pathetic stop that wasn’t even a real train station.

“I need to be in Sleepy Creek,” she said, almost shouting.

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Jun
16th
2019

The new story has gone live! · 4:32am Sunday

ENot-Yet-Princess Twilight Sparkle and the Tale of the Dark Empress of Teatime
Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's precocious student, wants to know why it can't be teatime all the time.
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Go have a read. Or don't, if good, wholesome rated E stories of evil empresses aren't your cup of tea. That's up to you. My job to write them, and occasionally announce them. I feel pretty good about this one. It'll be weird. Have fun.

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Jun
15th
2019

The entire prologue of Not-Yet-Princess Twilight Sparkle and the Tale of the Dark Empress of Teatime · 4:44pm Saturday

After a long, trying day, it felt good to sit down and drink a cup of brown joy. It had been one of those days and the filly responsible for making it one of those days was settling in across the table. She was a bit short, this filly, and her head just barely peeked over the edge of the low table spread with the trappings of teatime.

“Twilight, a few mistakes do not mean the end of the world.”

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Jun
13th
2019

Not-Yet-Princess Twilight Sparkle and the Tale of the Dark Empress of Teatime · 11:34pm Last Thursday

One day, Princess Celestia sits down to tea with her student, Twilight Sparkle, and the precocious filly demands to know: Why can't it be teatime all the time?

In response, Princess Celestia tells her student a story.

"Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria—"

"That's a terrible way to start a story."

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Jun
12th
2019

Update your dictionaries · 10:19pm Last Wednesday

Cold, icy sweat now soaked Sundance’s belly. He couldn’t tell if the princess was sarcastic, or angry, or amused. However she felt about this was unknown. Olive gulped, and a second later, he found himself doing the same. Clammy terror soaked his wingpits and dampened his dock. Between his hind legs, hidden beneath his armor, something stirred with terrousal.

How would Merriam-Webster's Dictionary define this, I wonder?

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Jun
7th
2019

Late night, on the Discord, story planning takes place. · 5:26am June 7th

“You know what the best thing about Celestia is?”

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Jun
3rd
2019

Just something I wanted to share with you all... · 8:12pm June 3rd

There she is. In all of her majestic majesty. Is there anything better than hounds? I doubt it. That seems improbable; unlikely in the extreme. There is just something about the expressiveness of beagles. Behold, the soulfulness of those eyes. She's just been booped on the snoot and was pestered a bit, which caused this exasperated look she's giving me.

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May
31st
2019

Sunflower sampler · 5:04am May 31st

“Why, Sundance, I do think you have a graffiti problem.”

Thinking of the occasional lewd graffiti that could be found, Sundance smiled in response and told Princess Celestia, “Look closer.”

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May
17th
2019

Soul Thief sampler · 9:24am May 17th

The trash-strewn streets were quiet—almost eerily so. There was a lot of noise in the distance, but Twinkleshine found the near-silence of her immediate vicinity to be quite unsettling. She was in the middle of what was a bustling city, but the streets were almost deserted. All of her senses on high alert, her body ridged, twitchy, her axe held at the ready, she had to mindful of where she stepped, lest she put a hoof down on shattered glass or jagged, crumbled bricks.

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Apr
18th
2019

Would everybody hate me · 7:52am April 18th

If I introduced a villain named Baboon Yaga?

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