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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Aug
11th
2022

Today, life changes forever. · 12:17am Aug 11th, 2022


It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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Aug
8th
2022

Big changes are happening · 4:51pm Aug 8th, 2022


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Feb
27th
2022

I suppose it is time for an update · 3:22am Feb 27th, 2022

Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Jul
3rd
2021

I'm not dead. · 8:54pm Jul 3rd, 2021

And I haven't given up on ponies.

I've been laid low by this kidney stone.

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Apr
2nd
2021

Early chapter preview · 7:51pm Apr 2nd, 2021

The late afternoon sun was golden in hue and warm upon the withers. Luna, a giant, stood upon the train platform surrounded by those most precious to her, little ponies. Of course, the little ponies came in all sizes, with some of them almost as large as she, so calling them little ponies felt strange at times. Amidst the chaos, there were four small little ponies, who stood in a neat row from tiniest to largest. Almanac Avocado, the tiniest, remained close to Overcast, who was but a

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Apr
1st
2021

Another one of those blog posts · 5:37pm Apr 1st, 2021

The cost of power was grief. In a moment of terrible clarity, Luna understood this. To be the creature she was—an alicorn—was to invite grief. She was a lightning rod for calamity. How her sister dealt with this dreadful state of being was unknown to Luna, but as she sat there, staring at Wednesday Waterkey and Top Notch, she had an inkling, an intimation of how Celestia endured. Bringing these two together, helping them, providing for their needs—this had brought her joy, and what

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Mar
29th
2021

Discord Digests · 12:59am Mar 29th, 2021

"Miss Avocado… might I please be open with you for a moment? May I please speak to you in an adult manner?" 

"You may?" The filly blinked owlishly behind her oversized and chunky spectacles. "I thought we were already speaking like adults, but whatever." 

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Mar
27th
2021

Absolute Lunacy · 1:45am Mar 27th, 2021

Sisterhood meant a certain inescapable togetherness, for better or worse. For Luna, this often slid towards the worse end of the spectrum, though not always. There were moments when things were utterly fantastic, when everything was moonbows and roses. This particular moment was not a high point, but neither was it a low point. It was just a moment, and a rather sleepy one because she was up far too early, at the unalicornly hour of three of the clock in the afternoon. 

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Mar
18th
2021

More stuff that nobody will care about but I am posting anyway. · 10:08pm Mar 18th, 2021