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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Mar
23rd
2014

Extra equestrial life forms. · 3:07am Mar 23rd, 2014

Ever had a mind numbingly stupid idea that just wouldn't go away? I did. Ever write a story for it? I did.

Ever feel a deep sense of shame and regret over it? I do.

This has to be one of the worst ideas ever. Certainly not original. And the way I disposed of the humans, not even saying a word about what happened to them. Awful. Every aspect of this story is awful and I can offer no excuses.

I'm a bad monkey.

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Mar
23rd
2014

Ear language. · 2:36am Mar 23rd, 2014

Sign language for ponies. Something that has been rattling around my head for a while. It was a very difficult concept to try and make work, realistically, as ponies do not have hands.

Minotaurs and griffons do. Well, griffons sort of do. I had to come up with a way for ponies to communicate without hands, and, after much thinking, I thought the ears might work. I watched a lot of videos about horse ears.

The range of motion is extraordinary.

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Mar
22nd
2014

Set in Stone · 12:08am Mar 22nd, 2014

A bit of a time traveler piece. It started off as a vague idea that just wouldn't go away. I went through several versions of the story, with the protagonist getting turned to stone. One version was accidental, the other version was intentional, hoping that he would be found in the future.

The intentional version didn't seem to pass muster in my mind for many reasons, and I chose the accidental version.

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Mar
14th
2014

Continuing with Ivy · 1:05am Mar 14th, 2014

As planned, Ivy's story will continue.

I have two names for the future story. "Select Students" being one and "The Alicorn Academy" being the other. I'm hesitant about both.

I don't feel that Select Students is a strong enough name. The Alicorn Academy... Meh. I dunno. I'm worried that people will get the wrong idea. That worries me. I have NO plans to introduce more alicorns into this universe. There's enough as it is.

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Mar
14th
2014

Foal names from Mail Order Orphan (SPOILERS!) · 12:21am Mar 14th, 2014

Gala, Honeycrisp, and Appleseed.

Of course the runt is Appleseed.

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Mar
9th
2014

So, would anypony be interested · 11:23pm Mar 9th, 2014

In a story about Hailstone / Frigoris and Nightfisher / Imbrium, Luna's lunar Mares?

There are a few ideas tumbling around. Frigoris would probably love to have a good romp in a more adult themed story. Her radish is perpetually lonely, and there is a reason why.

And at some point, I need to introduce Mare Nectaris, another special needs lunar pegasi / bat pony.

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Mar
9th
2014

I delivered! · 2:47am Mar 9th, 2014

So, this has been tumbling around for a while. I hope my editing is up to par.

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Mar
8th
2014

Self indulgence · 3:04pm Mar 8th, 2014

Is it wrong that I want a mostly grown up Ivy to meet Gilda? I suspect that Ivy's roar would be a heck of a lot scarier than Gilda's.

Oh wait, you, the readers, don't know about Ivy's vocal cords yet... Remember Sugarplum's warning about Ivy's crying?

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Mar
7th
2014

A not so simple question about dragons · 8:59pm Mar 7th, 2014

But one that will be asked.

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Mar
7th
2014

Define "Other" · 2:38am Mar 7th, 2014

I guess I can do a little fleshing out in this space. When I started to formulate this story a few months back, I had been thinking about biology in Equestria. There are an awful lot of chimeras. Hybrid creatures. Things like manticores. And minotaurs. And Discord. Whatever he might be. And in the back of my mind, I started thinking about a patchwork pony. Something of mysterious parentage. And, along with this line of thought, I began to wonder how a society based on love and tolerance would

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