TExtra Equestrial Mayhem
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What do Extra Equestrials leave behind after a night of reckless rectal spelunking? Nopony knows, until now.
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Extra equestrial life forms. · 3:07am Mar 23rd, 2014

Ever had a mind numbingly stupid idea that just wouldn't go away? I did. Ever write a story for it? I did.

Ever feel a deep sense of shame and regret over it? I do.

This has to be one of the worst ideas ever. Certainly not original. And the way I disposed of the humans, not even saying a word about what happened to them. Awful. Every aspect of this story is awful and I can offer no excuses.

I'm a bad monkey.

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kudzuhaiku #1 · Mar 23rd, 2014 · · ·

I am particularly ashamed of "You stinka!"

This story is gaining traction in my mind. I wish it would go away. It is awful.

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