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The Slending Angel


I don't mean to be rude, friend, but if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh?

These are the people that care. Thank you all.

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Inspiring quotes.

Humans decay; you wither and you die.
--The Tenth Doctor

If you want to know what's going on, work in the kitchen.
--The Tenth Doctor

When you're a kid, they tell you it's all, "Grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that's it." But the truth is the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.
--Elton

Everything has its time.
--The Face of Boe

Some people live more in twenty years than others do in eighty. It's not the time that matters, it's the person.
--The Tenth Doctor

The bravery of idiots is bravery nonetheless!
--Staal the Undefeated

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give me [Cave Johnson] lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! -- Cave Jonhson

A few words of wisdom that come to mind.

Sometimes, life hates you. Sometimes, you have every right to hate it back.

Why is it that we can go into space, split the atom, cure cancer, and posess enough nuclear energy to blow up the planet, but can't fix stupid?

When life throws you punches, don't roll with it. Instead, punch right back.

In several ways, Discord was right. I mean, throwing Physics and Logic out onto their asses wasn't the BEST way to prove his point, but it DID get the job done. If you had perfect Harmony, do you know how miserable you would be? And, what does Misery make? On the opposite end of the spectrum, pure Chaos isn't good either. I don't wanna float into space. But, even the most chaotic Chaos has Harmony. Chaos will be Chaos. It can't be Harmony, therefore its immutibility grants it the lightest touch of Harmony. Now, if only we could get Celestia to see it this way...

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Here I was, wondering "whatever happened to the fine gent who followed me forever ago?"

I come to his page, and he's been gone for 3 and a half weeks.

*cue record scratch*

You better not have left us, Slending. I've enjoyed seeing your comments on many of the stories I've read, and the fact that I won't see anymore hurts my nonexistent heart a little.

At the very least come back to check on us?

Thanks for following me!

2253748 Mostly trying to shank my writer's block into submission. Not really sure what I'm actually doing, sometimes I get confused on what reality is. Then I go and slap myself until I realize that I exist once again.

I personally think I'm fine, if a bit... Insane is too harsh a word. Perhaps distracted or loopy? Not really sure. I personally call it being brain-dead, which is an effect I get from staying up all night coming up with ideas.

I'm rambling, aren't I? I think sometimes my conscience should tell me to shut the fuck up.

I have no idea why I'm here I just feel compelled to post a random comment.

pls dont shank me

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I don't mean to be rude, friend, but if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh?

That one.

Love the quote man.

I said it's a very rough draft read the doctor's note I know it's not good but I had to put something up I just feel like an obligation to the fandom that I already have I have a small one but needs a good one

2167187 How about you quit invading my space, buddy? Don't force your stories on people. Just for that reason, I will not read it.

Hey!:pinkiehappy: I posted a new story called Emerald's Struggle! Go check it out!

If you want to:fluttershysad:

Let's try to get this Story featured!:yay:

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I did. I was merely stating my feelings. i respect your descisions

2167006 In the words of Miles Prower...

'I'LL DO MY BEST!!!'

(Thanks, brah. But, read why I am what I am.)

You, sir are terrifying. Not because of what you wrote, no defending oneself is relatively easy. No, you're terrifying because a mixture between Slenderman and a Weeping Angel is frightening. Because one can niether look at you nor look away. Fucked either way as it were.

2165601 I can be on at 9 (my time) for that. Hopefully. XD

2165594 I got Tuesday night, 10-? Central time, and Wednesday same time.

2165589 Would you be willing to switch that to Wednsday night, or is that a bad time for you? Tuesday evenings are blocked out in favor of Scout meetings. :(

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