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scoots2

I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.

scoots2 Joined 24th Jun, 2012 · Offline

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A whole lot of CheesePie

  • Swear On Camembert Sometimes you have to laugh so you don't have to cry. by scoots2 4,437 words · 173 · 6
  • It Bombed In Seaddle Cheese Sandwich is struggling between his Cheesy Sense and another mysterious force that keeps pulling him back towards Ponyville and its pink Permanent Party Pony. He's torn between both, but which will win? Can Pinkie Pie help? by scoots2 5,982 words · 158 · 3
  • Goodbye, Boneless Equestria rejoices. Princess Twilight defeats evil, a castle ascends from the ruins, and one party stallion mourns the loss of a small rubber chicken. by scoots2 2,997 words · 306 · 5
  • Good Morning, Beautiful Cheese Sandwich keeps a lot of his thoughts to himself when he's around Pinkie Pie. For a party pony, he’s still awfully shy. But today he slips up, thinks out loud when he’s barely awake, and says much more than he ever meant to. by scoots2 9,198 words · 345 · 10
  • Say Goodnight, Pinkie Everything’s changed between Pinkie and Cheese, or maybe not —he’s not sure. But he’s still a wandering party pony. Will that pull them apart? by scoots2 9,883 words · 150 · 5
My gosh, I'm actually out of slots for this, and I have more on the way. So, um, yes. My OTP. Obviously. Swear on Camembert, Bombed, Goodbye, Boneless, Good Morning, Beautiful, and Say Goodnight, Pinkie (followed by Command Performance) are what you might call my main CheesePie stories. You'll see a sort of bromance/bronemy mini-arc below.

Do I have to read all that CheesePie in order? Will I get sick if I do?

Ee-nope! It's all fluffy nougat. Start where you want. But if you do want to read them in sequence, including the bromance side stories, the order is:
Swear on Camembert
It Bombed in Seaddle
Mr. Lonelyheart Meets Miss Lovestruck
Slice of Life
Equestria Games: The Cheese Course
Goodbye, Boneless
Flash and Trend Steal All Your Waffles
Good Morning, Beautiful
Say Goodnight, Pinkie
Command Performance
Party of Two is somewhere in there before Mr. Lonelyheart, but it doesn't much matter where.

Great Expectations and Triple Threat are blatant excuses for disgusting sentimentality with triplet foals, and it belongs nowhere in a decent society. They're out of continuity. SO FAR. Consider them possible glimpses into the future, or possibly not.

Triple Slam is another possible future branching out from Great Expectations. It's not exactly cheerful.

Cheese Sandwich Reviews Stuff pops in and out of continuity with various stories. It's not really essential to any of them, but I sometimes refer to things that happen in it.

Equestria Girls: The Looking Glass World of Cheese and Pie is a Cheese and Pinkie fic set in the EG universe. The Good Kind of Magic is a side story--the actions happen during Chapter Three.

But--start anywhere and enjoy the sweet goo that is CheesePie.

Miscellaneous CheesePie and a bit of silliness

  • Mr. Lonelyheart Meets Miss Lovestruck Braeburn’s met the filly of his dreams, and he’s corralled Cheese Sandwich to throw the biggest wedding Appleloosa has ever seen. He’s only exchanged letters with his intended, but he’s sure she’ll be everything he wants by scoots2 3,786 words · 193 · 5
  • Slice of Life Three stallions and a rubber chicken walk into a bar. Recovering from a punctured romance, Braeburn joins Cheese Sandwich on the road. Bromance is Magic, but one upscale pizza restaurant and one hipster reviewer might break them. by scoots2 7,650 words · 76 · 5
  • Flash and Trend Steal All Your Waffles Flash Sentry and Trenderhoof discover that crime doesn't pay, but jail’s not that bad, if you’ve had a big breakfast. by scoots2 5,940 words · 114 · 14
  • Triple Threat Cheese Sandwich babysits and plans a very small and very important party. Some unexpected guests appear. His in-laws. And they are not in a party mood. by scoots2 1,521 words · 200 · 5
  • Great Expectations Cheesy Sense is hitting Cheese Sandwich hard, but Pinkie’s having a difficult pregnancy, and Cheese doesn’t want to leave her. And he also suspects there’s something Pinkie isn’t telling him. by scoots2 3,595 words · 158 · 5
Mr. Lonelyheart, Slice of Life, and Flash and Trend Steal All Your Waffles form their own little mini-arc. You could call them the bromance/bronemy stories, or CheesePie for the lactose-intolerant (because the pairing is only implied and Pinkie isn't there.) Triple Threat and Great Expectations are two goofy little CheesePie stories that don't fit anywhere else, filled with fluff and, heaven help me, foals.

Looking Glass World and the Mirrorverse

  • Equestria Girls: The Looking Glass World of Cheese and Pie COMPLETE. Pinkie Pie gets her chance to run the Canterlot Cake Festival, but she’s not allowed to run it alone. She’s forced to take an assistant, an accordion-playing geeky new student, who is both very familiar and very strange. by scoots2 84,684 words · 277 · 21
  • The Good Kind of Magic First Base is worried sick about his brother Flash Sentry. Nothing seems to help, not even pummeling him with baseballs. He’s almost given up, but an oddball pair are about to show him how powerful funny can be. by scoots2 5,973 words · 85 · 9
  • Flim Flam Justice In the magical realm of Good King Sombra, two magistrates dispense justice with a smile on their lips and a song in their hearts. by scoots2 2,270 words · 120 · 4
  • The Glass Council Good King Sombra's most trusted advisors implore him to save them and fulfill his dearest desire: to give way to the tyranny of Celestia--and marry Celestia. by scoots2 5,383 words · 154 · 4
Here are what could be called my "canon AU" stories. The Looking Glass World of Cheese and Pie is a long-running story set in the EG universe. The Good Kind of Magic is a side story, and falls in the middle of Chapter 3. Flim Flam Justice and The Glass Council are set in the Mirrorverse: the alternative universe from the Reflections arc of the IDW comics. I like canon and AU, and here I get to have both.
Aug
23rd
2019

Follow-up on that stalker thing · 6:30am Aug 23rd, 2019

He seems to have gone quiet for now. I'm assuming the admins managed to smack down all of those alts. I haven't seen any new material on Tumblr or DeviantArt, either.

Speaking of DeviantArt, here's the reply I got from them:

Thanks for getting in touch!

A member of the DeviantArt staff has reviewed this situation, and we have taken appropriate steps to resolve the problem.


In the future we could use a little more information so that we can properly review this.

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  • The Rock Farmer's Daughters In an AU where Pinkie barely misses the Rainboom, neither she nor Cheese Sandwich are party ponies. However, Cheese ends up working at the Pie family rock farm. by Sketcha-Holic 136,937 words · 612 · 18
  • Pinkie Sense and Sensibility When a young mare happens to be both her own pony and the Pink Daughter of Paradise, love and life can get complex and strange by Jordan179 15,879 words · 55 · 6
  • Mandatory Fun Cheese Sandwich dons the Alicorn Amulet, and Equestria trembles. by FanOfMostEverything 2,650 words · 768 · 20
  • Love At the end of his life, Shining Armor writes one last love poem to his wife, and they share a few peaceful moments. by Super Trampoline 1,396 words · 92 · 3
  • Simply Beautiful Trenderhoof has always been a stallion that liked simple, down to earth things and Maud has always been a simple, down to earth pony. Guess what happens when these two meet? by FinnPony 24,072 words · 78 · 3
The Rock Farmer's Daughters is an AU CheesePie fic, and it's really fascinating AND fun. Pinkie Sense and Sensibility, in some ways, couldn't be more different than my own stories (without getting all grimdark and stuff, of course.) It's high fantasy, and my stuff is mostly fluff. However, his Pinkie, or the reality of Pinkie, is surprisingly close to mine, and as I've said, this is what Cheese Sandwich sees when he looks at her. Mandatory Fun: Cheese Sandwich is corrupted by the Alicorn Amulet, and . . . just go read it. Love: Cadance and Shining Armor at the end of his life. Chances are, you'll cry. Simply Beautiful: Trenderhoof/Maud Pie. The only one on the site, so far, and really well done.

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The HopesnDreamsVerse
The HopesnDreamsVerse #256 · May 2nd, 2023 · · ·
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Hi I keep seeing the word Joy being capitalized when I read your stories about Pinkie and Cheese and once saw something about someplace called Paradise and all this stuff about Party Pony magic? I was just wondering if you could explain to me or even just direct me to somewhere that explains in entirety what these things mean? I'm at a loss at trying to find info on it and I think my own writing would be effected positively since I keep finding myself writing "Joy levels" whenever the Pies do something unexplainable when I don't even know anything about what I'm trying to refer to lol, I've been thinking about it for awhile now and would appreciate some clarity ^^'

SweetAI Belle
SweetAI Belle #254 · Nov 2nd, 2019 · · ·
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To follow up, this was the Harry Potter story by Georg I was waiting for.

ESweetie Belle - Hogwarts Exchange Student
Sweetie Belle is about to go on the educational experience of her lifetime at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. In exchange, Theodore Nott is going to have a Seventh Year beyond any of his expectations. In Equestria.
Georg · 121k words  ·  391  10 · 4.8k views

--Sweetie Belle

SweetAI Belle
SweetAI Belle #253 · Aug 4th, 2019 · · ·
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I am glad they got one more Cheese Sandwich episode in before the end.

Did I ever mention this story to you?

EHarry Potter and the Little Pony Problem
Harry Potter never wanted a pony, let alone dozens of them. Sometimes, life gives us what we need instead of what we want.
Georg · 26k words  ·  485  14 · 6.7k views

It's not the Harry Potter story by Georg I was waiting for, but it was a fun Harry Potter story by Georg.

--Sweetie Belle

scoots2
scoots2 #252 · Aug 4th, 2019 · · ·
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Aw, thanks! Today’s episode was one I’ve waited for for a long time, so it’s not all bad :pinkiehappy:

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