Saw this elsewhere on the site and figured why not? I've made a lot of new friends here recently, this seemed like a safe and easy way to tell a bit about myself.
1. What's your name?
- Chris
2. How old are you?
- 33, Born on August 10th 1989
3. What country do you live in?
- USA
4. What do you look like?

- Like peak male performance right here
5. Who do you wish you looked like?
-I prefer the way I look actually
6. How did you come across MLP?
-I initially scoffed at it like I did the older versions of the cartoon. Then I heard it was made by a lot of the same people who worked on some of my FAVORITE childhood cartoons like Dexter’s Laboratory and Samurai Jack. So I watched a few episodes. It’s a great well put together cartoon. It has great animation, 6 main characters who are all heavily conflicting female personality types (leading to lulz), well timed gags, and common well thought out morals. Hard to find that in a cartoon these days.)
7. Favorite ship and why?
- Soarindash. Soarin is my favorite male character and Rainbow Dash if my favorite female character so it works out perfectly. I also have a lot of athletic knowledge from being an athlete for 15 years of my life, so I can incorporate a lot of that kind of stuff when I write for them.
8. Least favorite ship?
- To each their own. I have no problem with any ships as long as it can be cute. (I tend to prefer straight shipping though.)
9. Have you admitted to everyone you love ponies?
-Never more than an explanation as to why it’s so popular. (See number 6)
10. Were they family?
-Yes
11. Favorite episode?
- Power Ponies and anything that included the Wonderbolts
12. Favorite super hero?
- The Goddamn Batman
13. Favorite anti-hero?
- Deadpool
14. Favorite super villain?
- The Joker
15. Favorite anti-villain?
- hmmm, good question.
16. The last book you read recently?
- The Odyssey.
17. Last movie you watched recently?
-Lego Batman
18. Favorite song at the moment?
- Propane Nightmares by Pendulum
19. Favorite song you keep coming back to?
- Disturbed’s cover of Land of Confusion (Originally by Genisis)
20. Current job?
-Trade executer, third-party communications, and Social Media analyst for an investment fund
21. What is your ideal future job?
- Not thinking about that until i have other things in order
22. Dream Job?
- Fantasy Novelist
23. What is you greatest achievement so far in life?
- Being the first male track sprinter from my college to make it to Division 3 NCAA nationals in the 200 meter dash since 1964.
24. Greatest failure?
- That same year, prior to nationals I placed second in the 200 meter Dash at conference, losing to the runner in first by only .02 seconds. (This was the race that got me into nationals, but that was the only chance I ever had to get a gold medal in our conference and I just barely missed it.) So not really a failure, but man was i so close.
25. Do you have pets?
- No
26. What's your dream pet?
- Dog. Samoyed.
27. Any weapon you own?
-I own a lot of medieval swords. Swords are cool.
28. Any gun you want?
- Not really. But i've thought about getting a permit at some point.
29. What religion are you?
- None. I was raised in a christian household, but i never practiced.
30. If you could hang out with one historical person for a day?
- Andrew Jackson.
31. If you could bring back one dead person for a day?
- My old friend from Highschool who died in a skiing accident his junior year in college. I’d bring him back so he could see all the people who gather every year to honor him during the summer at my highschool.
32. Are you political?
- I have my views, but i keep them to myself. Politics only causes arguments and is used to divide people. I'd rather focus on what I have in common with people.
33. Are you married?
- No
34. Do you have a special sompony?
- No
35. Do you have a crush?
- No
36. Care to explain?
- No
37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
- Someone once tried to get my attention by calling "Bruce Wayne" so i guess?
38. If you could hang with any living person?
- Very obscure, but there was a 100 year old man that worked out at an gym i used to work out at. Every once in a while I see a few old guys gather (Mind you these men are like 65-70 but this guy is THIRTY YEARS OLDER THAN THEM.) And they ask him about stuff. I’ve heard this 100 year old man tell stories about how his grandpa fought in the CIVIL WAR. So when my brain was done exploding I sat nearby and listened to this guy talk about stories his grandfather used to tell him about stuff that happened in freaking 1861 to 1865. I havent been there in a long time, so i can't say if he's still alive, but given the chance i would have LOVED to sit down with this guy for a while and just listen to him talk about his life because he LIVED through a lot of things I learned about in history class.
39. Favorite pony?
- Soarin
40. Any embarrassing secrets?
- I write stories for Ponies.
41. If you have done any art or writing, what are you most proud of?
- I wrote a 300 page fantasy novel for my final project my senior year of college. I think I can write better now than I did then, but I have my own paperback copy of it so it feels kinda awesome.
42. Are you a virgin?
- Nope
43. Craziest thing you've done with no regrets?
Writing a story that's well over two million words long and still growing.
44. Craziest thing you've done that you do regret?
- Belly flopped off a diving board. I don’t care how much you were bet, NEVER DO IT.
45. Do you have a fetish?
- I like buff/muscular ladies.
46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
- No because I was an athlete and was always around athletic/muscular ladies (at least in Track and field). There's something very attractive to me about it. Nothing to be ashamed of.
47. Favorite FIM stories?
- honestly couldn’t say, but I will credit LOYALTY as my initial inspiration to write my own Soarindash fics.
48. Favorite quote?
- Success is not final, Failure is not fatal: It’s the courage to continue that counts. –Winston Churchill
49. Have you ever hurt someone just to hurt them?
- Never.
50. Did you answer these questions honestly?
- Yes.
Just figured i'd share :)
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Hey Calm! How are you? It's been a while we've heard from you
Hi Calm! I know it has been a while but how are you doing? I hope you are doing good
. Although it has been more than a year since the last update, I still reread this story from time to time, I just finished going through it again yesterday
! I am still patiently waiting for the next update no matter how long it takes. Always stay safe Calm^^
You are the fandoms version of Homer, Virgil, and Dante!
Hope all is well.
I can't wait til the next chapter! I come here often to check and see if it's been posted! I never been so dedicated to a book before!