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I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".


Luna takes the most unruly apprentice in Equestria under her wings.

Equestria just took a step closer to disaster.

Preread by SockPuppet and hawthornbunny
Written for May 2021 Pairing Contest.
Sweetie Belle vector by sonofaskywalker
Luna vector by SketchMCreations

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 17 )

Awesome, I loved this pairing and dynamic.

Sweetie Belle always did have a nasty habit of royally screwing up the simplest of tasks.

Wait. If Flurry is 5, why is Luna still princess? Or did she and Celestia not retire in this universe? Funny either way.

RDT #4 · Jun 1st, 2021 · · ·

Boomer vs Zoomer: An constant conflict of humor which spans time and reality,

I think I appreciate the lesson Luna is trying to teach.

“The surface of the Earth is the shore of the cosmic ocean. On this shore we’ve learned most of what we know. Recently, we’ve waded a little way out, maybe ankle-deep, and the water seems inviting. Some part of our being knows this is where we came from. We long to return, and we can because the cosmos is also within us. We’re made of star stuff. We are a way for the cosmos to know itself.”
— Carl Sagan, Cosmos: A Personal Voyage

oh, that ending. Perfect. :D Actually this entire thing was great. I loved their back-and-forth and banter. Also, we NEED a fic about that pony/mice-eating toaster!

The only flaw in this story was it finished.

And that’s why I try to pronounce that planet “YUR-ah-nuss.” :derpytongue2:

Delightful glimpse at Lunar tutelage... and the unique challenges presented by her choice in proteges. Thank you for a great blend of goofiness and glamour. Best of luck in the judging.

That's one step away from royalty.

The question is, whether Luna is a boomer because she remembers the Big Bang...

Nice :twilightsmile:

I think that still falls under the Latin pronunciation (meanwhile, in Polish both Uranus and uranium are called "uran").

“Yes, and a Griffonian dignitary who called her ‘Your Highness’ got knocked out by a plush snail thrown at him at a ludicrous speed.”

Purportedly, it went to plaid in the process.

This was fun. Wouldn't mind seeing more if the chance to ever arises. :twilightsmile:

I lost my shit at shitstorm :rainbowlaugh:

Sweetie Belle, the Princess of Inexplicable Catastrophe! :unsuresweetie:

Really fun story. Sweetie does seem like the type who'd get really into looking up the origins of swear words and such and tell them to people. You did a good job portraying Luna and Sweetie's mentor-student relationship, and all the little frustrations that come with it. I like how Sweetie definitely felt older, but still very bratty.

With Luna summoning a toaster and then a star map, I expected this training to be in the dream world, so I was a bit surprised when it seemed to all be in the real world by the end.


Cheating on Button? For shame!

Even if it's just dreams and ogling other colts, it's very uncouth, as onee-san would say.

Well, it's not like she can stop it.

I wasn't sure what to expect of this dynamic but liked it.

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