Spoiler Alert! Reviews
My name is Dr. Yes, and I used to be a member of the terrorist organization called the 666, working to destroy Johnny Bind and the other agents of G.O.O.O.D. After finding Jesus at the bottom of a test tube, however, I've (mostly) renounced my mad scientist ways in favor of traveling the Omniverse.
At some point, I acquired six multicolored, sapient ponies as lab assistants. They've become quite fascinated with Earth culture, and have taken to reviewing some of our films. These are the results.
Transformers: Age of Extinction. Parts 1 and 2.
Robocop (2014). Parts 1 and 2.
Son of Batman. Parts 1 and 2.
Pryde of the X-Men. Parts 1 and 2.
Generation X. Parts 1, 2, and 3.
Doctor Strange: The Sorcerer Supreme. Parts 1, 2, and 3.
Guardians of the Galaxy. Parts 1, 2, 3, and 4.
Batman: Gotham Knight. Parts 1, 2, and 3.
Batman: Assault on Arkham. Parts 1, 2, 3, and 4.
Solarman. Parts 1, 2, and 3.
Green Lantern. Parts 1, 2, 3, and 4.
My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks. Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.
Justice League: Throne of Atlantis. Parts 1, 2, 3, and 4.
Avengers: Age of Ultron. Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
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Well, I was mostly thinking that my best friend was going to die if I didn't think of something quickly!
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And it worked! The prosecution never saw it coming.
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(Actually, Von Karma already anticipated a examination of the parrot and trained it to forget most of the relevant information. I was REALLY cutting it close with that case!)
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A PARROT, Mr. Wright?!
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With all due respect, what on earth were you thinking, sir?!
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(Let me guess, it worked out just fine too.)
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Of course I didn't, Apollo! What kind of man do you take me for?
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(I have no idea what he's asking about.)
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Mr. Wright, did you really...?
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