I'm a relatively mentally stable person with a penchant for high drama stories with attempts at high action pieces justaposed with some comedy, meaning that I like action, a good story and out of spa-
They will hate me because they hated you and because I can take it. I will not be the hero the world needs, but the beacon of light that it deserves. I am a silent protector, a shining hope. I will stumble and I will fall, but in time, I will achieve wonders.
-Jesus/Commissioner Gordan/Jor-El
I haven't seen a single episode of this season, I have no desire to, nor any to write MLP fanfics or discuss any of them.
WHY AM I STILL HERE?!
He is a bit of a pyro that owns a fireworks stand in Ponyville. He has a raging ego and has a tendency to get lost in his thoughts, often getting lost in real life as a result.
He enjoys barbeque, movies, burning stuff, holidays where he gets to use his fire works and he has a monster crush on Rarity, but is unable to actually voice it because he cannot talk to mares in any romantic context without messing it up.
What can I tell you about the Amazingly Aquatic Scarecrow?
Well, I am an INTJ, meaning I am a bit of a master mind. My mind is often racing at the speed of sound, so I can out think a lot of people. I'm an all around pretty good guy, albiet a bit of a troll. I have a major boner for DC comics (I LOVE YOU WONDER WOMAN!!!! 
) and I'm a christian.
I'm also really good at dialogue, so if you ever need help with that...
I probably won't be able to because of my two major flaws: I am super lazy and I have OCD...
And let me tell you...
It SUCKS being both. 
At any rate, I'm also a co-writer for a lot of the stories that Avenging-Hobbits rights, and I also like crossovers. I dabble in super feelsy one-shots and, before you ask...
I'm a dude and I'm a christian. You don't like that?
COME AT ME, BRAH!!!
Also, Rarity is best pony
Also, here are my brony land tests...
I am, like, SUPER balanced, which freaks me out just a little bit
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Do you by any chance co-write?
Thanks for the watch!
I hope you like what I have to offer.
1922774 canon is stupid so I'm replacing it with a better written version of my own conception
I can't reply if you delete the blog
Well met, good sir. And thanks for the Watch!
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Update 'Miles'... please
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How does this make you feel?
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