• Member Since 11th Feb, 2014
  • offline last seen Nov 21st, 2018

Ephraim Blue


By the time you see me, its too late. I'm gone and you have perished. Glimpses are hard to come by when seeking the Lone Wolves of the Light

Accomplishments

Last Updated: January 12th
~ Have 10 followers Done!
- Have 20 followers Done!
- Have 50 followers Done!
- Have 75 followers Done!
- Have 100 followers Done!
- Have 125 followers Done!
- Have 150 followers (128/150)
~ Write 10 stories Done!
- Write 20 stories Done!
- Write 30 stories (22/30)
~ Get featured (One of the top 10 at the front page)
~ Have a total of 50 favorites Done!
- Have a total of 100 favorites Done!
- Have a total of 150 favorites Done!
- Have a total of 200 favorites Done!
- Have a total of 250 favorites (246/250)
~ One day, win 1st, 2nd or 3rd in a contest (On this site)
~ Actually finish my 1st series that I started
~ Have 500 views on a single story (not total) Done!
- Have 1000 views on a single story (not total)
- Have 1500 views on a single story (not total)
- Have 2000 views on a single story (not total) (1863/2000)
~ Join 5 groups Done!
- Join 10 groups Done!
- Join 15 groups (12/15)
~ Become a contributor/administrator for 5 groups I didn't create (2/5)
~ Write a story with over 100,000 words
~ Have a worker(or a really popular person(2000+ followers)) of the site favorite one of my stories, or follow me Pretty sure it's Done!
~ Help/convince someone to continue some unfinished work that hasn't been updated in at least 6 months Done!
~ Get a job (real life, people)
~ Write and complete an entire series of Fan Fiction that everyone loves(Not a lot of dislikes(Also related in some way(Doesn't have to be a sequel)))
- Complete all original achievements (marked with ~)

Achievements

What Is This Place, Filled With So Many Wonders?
Make an account on FIMFiction

Does This Show Up In My Browsing History?
Read first story with both the "sex" and "gore" tags

Float or Flop
Write an all OC story

I Read It for the Plot
Read a story with the "Sex" tag

Curious Cat
Turned on viewing mature stories

I Can't Make Up My Mind
Change the Banner more than once in a day

She Keeps Me Company
Turn on the desktop pony

The Worst! Possible! Thing!
First 502 error

BloodyGorious
Read a story with the "Gore" tag

The Same, Yet Different
Write an alternate universe story

Casual Affair
Be on the site for 1 week without any extended absences

A Good Time
Be on the site for 1 month without any extended absences

I Think I’ll Fit In Here
Be on the site for 2 months without any extended absences

Good Times With Horsewords
Be on the site for 4 months without any extended absences

The New Year
Be on the site for 6 months without any extended absences

No Name Yet
Get 5 Achievements

No Name Yet
Get 10 Achievements

No Name Yet
Get over 20 Achievements.

You are 20% Cooler Now
Write a story with Rainbow Dash as the main character

The Things I Have Seen
Read a story from each genre

The Best Kind of Apple
Write a story using Apple Jack as the main character.

10,000 Is Not Enough Words
Write a story with 50,000 words

Yep, those are worlds all right.
Write a story with at least 5,000 words.

By Our Powers Combine
Write a story using all main 6 as mane characters

A-La-Link

Pointless Opinions

Best Mane 6: Twilight Sparkle
Reason: Magic
Best Villain: Chrysalis
Reason: Changelings are awesome
Worst Villain: Discord
Reason: Now a good guy
Best Background Pony: Doctor Whooves
Reason: Pony version of The Doctor
Most Mysterious Character: Blue
Reason: Complete Mystery
Best Princess: Twilight Sparkle
Reason: Magically became princess
Other stuff to be added later...

Famous Last Words

This is a list of funny last words that me and my family came up with. If you have any more, feel free to contact me about them.

1. Did you hear that?
2. Where'd everyone go?
3. Its not poison.
4. It wasn't me!
5. Here, I'll demonstrate.
6. What's in the hole?
7. Stop saying that!
8. Doctor Who?
9. I can fly!
10. Here, I'll prove it to you.
11. There are no monsters under your bed.
12. Oh, shiny!
13. Bunny!
14. What?
15. Oh, so that's what the red button does.
16. What's behind door number one?
17. I must be dreaming.
18. Who's there?
19. Its a pipe bomb!
20. Yaaaaaay!
21. Where are you?!
22. Mommy!
23. Your other left!
24. There are no such things as monsters.
25. Death, is only the beginning.
26. I didn't know mushrooms could grow so big.
27. Give him a kick. (Inception)
28. I didn't see anything.
29. All right, but this is the last one.
30. Can't... hold... on... much... LOOOONNGGEEEERRRR.
31. Hold my beer, and grab a camera.
32. I GOT IT, I GOT IT!!!
33. Hey, look at that!
34. I wonder what's behind this door...
35. Hey, this isn't so bad...

Know this...

One day soon, in the future, there will be a day where all you know about and care about will change. Until then, I'll be watching you.

~Bill Cipher
Gravity Falls episode 19 - Dreamscapers

They Got Published, Didn't They?
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Aug
8th
2017

Another Reading of "Somepony (we shall not speak his name) Tried to Stop The Adorableness of Fluttershy" · 7:05pm Aug 8th, 2017

Hello! I know its been quite a long while since a blog

or anything for that matter

But I'm still here. And someone has decided to do a reading of my story again!

Not the same person, but you know. Its a thing.

Anyway Here is a link to the video he has done. Check it out and give him some kind of love, I dunno.

Comments ( 191 )
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2311663 I'm not in direct contact with life.

2311360 Then could you please ask life to explain it to me? I don't have a clue how I ended up transmogrifying lemons into grapes, much less how I made juice without any kind of juice press.

2311298 Life already knows.

When life gives you lemons make (concord) grape juice, and leave life wondering how you did it.

1625669

Mhm. Your choice, I agree though,

I really like the quote.

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