Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.

I AM SEÑOR BISH-BISH!!

I wanna return to monkey.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

I did things, once.

Toss a coin to your Whisper?

🖤 i eat children 🖤

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

Improve your skill by making it grow an inch a day. You will surprise yourself after a year goes by.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Love is a verb, not a noun.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

I am here for a singular purpose. I live to serve friendship and magic. I will bring both serious/fun FIC to this site. I will not however, perverse this great show. If you want that then go burn...

Love makes ghosts of us all.

*beep* *beep* *beep* The number you are trying to reach has been disconnected. Please hang up, and try again.

"Furion" to some, "Timber" to others, and "that gay deer guy" to at least one. Each is acceptable.

I write emo romance stories about Spike, listen to music that should have died with MySpace and play a lot of Final Fantasy 14. That's about it.

"I knew they could be pretty stupid, but I didn't realise they could be so fucking dense that light bends around them." ~Sigma

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

mwap

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

Vinyl Scratch is best pony. Luna is Best Princess. I do other things, but not really.

she/her, b.1997, PNW.

Nuts.

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

Editor of several Trixie writers while doing his own stories when possible. Fun Times. Tips are appreciated, but no pressure.

Scraping my way up

The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.

Not a changeling.

Let the voice of love take you higher

Confound these wretched equines! For every one I fling away, a dozen more vex me!

loves tiaras.

I have no idea what to put here.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Don't you have somewhere better to be?

Death of conversation

24, Canadian. Avatar drawn by the amazing Mix-up.

Coffee. Coffee is life. Coffee is death. Coffee is God. Long live Coffee.

The sexiest man you've ever met.