Every Thursday, a mysterious group calling themselves the Association of Lame Superheroes books the library conference room. Twilight finally asks them what it means.

Twilight Sparkle, the Element of Magic and hero of the Nightmare War, wants nothing more than to return to a quiet existence as a high school student. However, not every ending is final, or happy. A new foe rising in the darkness will force Twilight to rejoin the very organization that tore away her hope for normality, rebuild her team of other reluctant Elements, and save Equestria once again.

But first she has to learn how to make desserts and defeat a series of increasingly evil waifus.

A crossover with Magical Girl Spec Ops Asuka.
Editing by Backslasherton. Prereading by Kamikakushi.

Celestia tells Twilight how power really works in Equestria:

geometric chains of waifus

This story is a sequel to Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes

Detective Fit of the Manehattan Police is stuck on a case involving a spree of anti-lunar graffiti. There are no clues, and Fit is getting desperate. Desperate enough to call the craziest consultant he knows.

Editing by Mitch H

Ruling all of Equestria is kind of boring. Starlight and Trixie decide to start their own traveling town as a hobby.

Originally written as a Secret Santa Gift for Trick Question as part of Jinglemas 2018
Plot suggested by Damaged
Prereading by BorealStargazer

Octavia is asked to play her strangest concert yet at a school science fair.
Berry is asked to stop being a freeloader and work at a school science fair.
Unfortunately, it's the same one.

Part of the Season 9 Bingo contest
Title suggested by Dafaddah
Prereading by Goldenarbiter and Noble Cause

To entertain a friend, Rarity and Fluttershy decide to take on an evildoer by themselves, using only their wits and charm.

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Written for the Rare Story Prompts contest #01

Gilda accidentally goes to a gay bar.

The conversations we have in passing have the power to change how we see the world.

For better or worse.

Gabby Griffon realizes that with all the things she did to get a cutie mark, she never attempted a relationship.

Even as good as Gabby is at everything, getting someone special to spend the holidays with isn’t exactly straightforward.

In fact, it might take risking her life for reasons that don’t make any sense.

Originally written for the Jinglemas 2017 secret Santa story trade.