My name is Octavia Melody.  I used to be a spy until being put out to pasture.  When that happens, one has nothing.  No cash, no credit, no job history.  You’re stuck in whatever rural hometown you have left.  You do whatever work comes your way and rely on anypony who still talks to you: a faithful but raunchy old friend, a freewheeling daredevil unlucky in love, and your mother too if you’re that desperate.  The bottom line is, as long as you are down and out, you aren’t going anywhere.

A crossover with Burn Notice.
In cooperation with Captain Unstoppable
Prereading by Jake the Army Guy

On a long-haul trip to deliver lunch, a wrong turn results in lunch anyway.

A crossover with The Adventures of Kid Danger
Written expressly for The Barcast
Featuring Sunbro4life

Tree Hugger needs a little bit of business help from Trixie.

Being stationed all alone in the desert leads to boredom. Nancy wasn't quite bored enough to travel to another world and kill a local, but these things happen.

A good old-fashioned HiE.

The small Appalachian town of Dashville is full of quiet citizens doing quiet things.  They mind their own business.

International party superstar Pinkie Pie does not mind her own business.  In fact, that was what sent her on the run in the first place. Going home to her family seemed like a good choice.

She didn’t realize that they might not agree.

Part of Mitch H's Dashville 'verse
Prereading by Shrink Laureate

Shining Armor has a crush on the new girl at school.

His little sister Twilight thinks there's something wrong with this newcomer.

Rarity is a bitch.

She tries to keep it a secret.

Daring Do finds herself Austria-Hungary for something more substantial than hayburgers. She decides to go visit her friend Lara to see what they eat in her world.

A zombie Tomb Raider crossover on the hunt for Imperial German treasure.

Thanks to Pascoite and Eagle for suggestions

Invest wisely, because you never know where your money will end up.

Who ya gonna call?
The bluntest instrument of them all.