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A not so standard human-in-Equestria story including but not limited to: democracy, tequila, and robots.

Things escalate from there.

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Now translated into Korean

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I agree with the guy above me. More please! :pinkiehappy:

i like.

Plymouth Valiant.... A great car, a great pony, a great EVERYTHING!
A particular Valiant that he reminds me of:
^ 1971 Plymouth Valiant De Lux in "Duel, 1971"
Striking similarity in color, eh?

What the first 3 said.
“All the ponies in this town are crazy!” :pinkiesmile:Goood. Come. Join the crazy side.:pinkiecrazy: We have cake.:yay: (and lampshade hats.):pinkiehappy:

Hahaha! I hate it when people think I'm insane! I think I can firmly distinguish dreams from reality... Great story so far! Really want to see this.

Now where did I put that clown car...? Next to the tacos..?

Wow! This is really good! I want more! :pinkiehappy:

i like this, alot.

I'm loving the format and style, and particularly the ever-so-subtle AU changes. Keep up the good work!

Well that is an entertaining concept. I however wonder how tactile sensations didn't clue him in to being awake much earlier.

what?!?!?!? there are two dislikes?!?!?!:raritydespair:
great job yet again:pinkiehappy:


Oh, I intend to drag this out as long as possible. :pinkiehappy:

I am quite appreciative of that. It becomes harder and harder for me to find any good comedy fics that I haven't finished. I guess my reading speed just outpaces the entire internet's updating speed. Very useful in certain respects but difficult when looking for new entertainment.

“Just my electric personality.”
Oh Celestia! You made me CHUCKLE :pinkiegasp:

Not that its not normal or anything.


I'm going to try to set up one punchline in every episode. I figure 1,000 words per lol is a fair trade.

To be honest,
since lol is like 101, you should give us one lol / 100 words, thus finishing the 100 words with another 1, thus creating 101 aka lol.

Anteh sense, how much I love it, and I know you do too.

But now, I shall say good night and...
I need a way to force myself to go sleep. I've been updating the front page for 5 minutes hoping for updates, and every time I say "I will update just ONCE more" to myself.

Now, back to real life, I'm going to shut up and leave you alone.

he survived a lightning strike to the body twice?!:pinkiegasp:
good job:pinkiehappy:

looks like valiant...
*puts on glasses*
has quite the rod.

get it? lightning rod? he got struck by lightning twice?

At last, a Fic with a comedy tag that actually made me laugh! Good job!

everyponys a litle bit rasist sometime~~~~
doesnt mean we commit hate criiiimes~~~~

love that song :twilightsmile:

p.s. STEAMPUNK ROBOT FTW :moustache:


Oh god, this fic has had me in stitches so many times. This is fantastically funny. Thumb up, tracking.
Also, you write like a man possessed, just don't burn yourself out.

“Just my electric personality.”
Haha... very punny :rainbowlaugh:

this is awesome!:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Please, continue.

Hahhahaha, I got a few good laughs out of this, thanks. I think the story is starting to peter out now though, it's not really going anywhere and I'm not sure if I want to stick around for a repeat of the episodes with the occasional snide remark.

Still thanks for the story, was fun.


No hard feelings. I have no idea where it's going, either.

Honestly, I'd probably react the same way. But with much less snarkniness, because I know this could easily not be a dream.

Let me get this straight. Now he is ill. He still believes this is in his head. So now he thinks he is ill in his head? I do believe voicing this will cause anyone to instantly agree with him. :twilightoops:

bahaha, i like homicidal valiant.

very good. you have earned a mustache or 8

I would have thought someone with a username like yours would have commented on the Epic Meal Time references.

oh Bacon96 is also my minecraft username so why not use it for this?:pinkiecrazy:

I cannot read your cry for help without thinking of Sweetie Bot.:unsuresweetie:

So... Is valiant actually going to go through with this death threat? Because that would be totally fucking awsome.

haha just thought what if valiant built some kind of flying contraption and "took to the air" :rainbowdetermined2:


Worth investigating. Ponies probably don't have the materials for heavier-than-air vehicles (the Pinkiecopter aside), so I suppose some kind of steampunky airship?

305975 worth brainstorming. since the fact that he's still in Ponyville the size would have to be considerably less than a blimp sort of structure. anyway keep up the work, makes me my day this story does :twilightsmile:

lol robot vs celestia....this is gonna be gooood :pinkiehappy:

awww he didnt get so say the line :pinkiesad2:

i guess he will just have to........DEAL WITH IT! :moustache:

p.s. im looking forward to a robot fight at the gala :pinkiehappy:

I hope the robot gets installed with "countermeasures" :trixieshiftright:

309171I am also looking forward to seeing the robot smash some things.

this fic just gets better and better...

I would have expected the ponies, fluttershy especially, to have flipper their shit when they saw valiant actually kill something, especially in the way he did.

the final robot is sooooo gonna kill celestia :trollestia:

Once again, I hope valiant goes through with his death threats... That would be hilarious.

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