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I read a crazy amount, I just made this so I can track the ones I want to return to :D


Three new stallions show up in Ponyville. They all claim to be from a place called Earth, but they aren’t friends. Twilight must figure out how to keep them from killing each other, and somehow stay sane in the process.

This story is now complete, we hope you enjoy what was written and you can look forward to sequels for each of our respective characters in due time.

Chapters (6)
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Comments ( 164 )

This ought to be silly.

I don't usually check stories from the front page, but this one caught my attention. Not bad, I'm watching this.

:rainbowderp: second best story Ever ( best being a dream)

Er, we should have edited this a little more. A few paragraphs have an extra indent. The first time "Guinness" is mentioned, it's misspelled.


oh this is hilarious :rainbowlaugh: omg Guiness oh this is perfect cant wait for the next chapter :twilightsmile: :yay:

Oooh yeah, definitely going to enjoy this one.

Dear god. If Equestria wasn't doomed before, it is now!

Guinness! I love it!:ajsmug:

Lovin this shit

This was just as funny as I was expecting. Which is to say, hilarious.

I'm glad that younall liked this, we'll get to work as soon as possible on the next chapter. :pinkiehappy:

That may be a while though, atleast for me, I am 'off the grid' so to speak. I'm going to hold on fixing anything that's wrong here and there until I can get my computer online. I only have so much data available and somewhere around 10 days left before it resets to 0 :raritydespair:

That and my phone's screen is only a little more than 4" so kind of hard to read everything let alone edit it.

Oh boy...

Equestria is doomed. I'll get the popcorn.

648175 I'll bring the soda!

A genious douchebag and two religiously insane assholes.

I'm pretty sure Altoid deserves at least as much credit as I do. YOU are the one who should feel bad. Seriously, what moron lets a thing like no internet hold them back? :rainbowlaugh:

Hey, I had other issues to contend with, battery power was one of them. Anyways, yes Altoid deserves more credit than me by far. :rainbowlaugh:
I'll try to be more involved with the next chapter though :U
and it wasn't so much that I was holding back, I have a limit to the data I can use and its already past halfway now :rainbowlaugh:

So this is one of those bronies end up in equestria as ponies but told from the main 6's perspective?....
great now I got an 8th story in my read later box

Three fillies ran by. “Cutie Mark Crusaders Genetic Engineering!”
Valiant glanced curiously at Nova.
The unicorn shrugged. “You can’t stop progress.”

I LOL'd so hard, I almost went into asphyxiation.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Rather, this is three jerk humans end up in equestria as ponies, told from omnipotent 3rd person.

But thanks. We enjoy every comment.

666832 Recognized your cutie mark, AKA the hood crest off the Plymouth Valiant.

My goodness, Ponyville does attract all the weirdoes.

I was wondering when somebody would notice :rainbowlaugh:


If it follows any sort of trend, both the new OCs are going to need mental disorders.

“I need no god, I am SCIENCE!”

Three fillies ran by. “Cutie Mark Crusaders Genetic Engineering!”
Valiant glanced curiously at Nova.
The unicorn shrugged. “You can’t stop progress.”
i take my Previous comment back, this the best line ever! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I don't know if anypony's mentioned this yet, but... the header reminds me of the Triforce.

666940>>666812 This is actually a crossover fic between three whacko's. The only one who's story I've actually read (valiant: Aka totallynotabrony) got wasted then transported to Equestria (won't ruin the details) where he promptly manages to convince everpony that he is crazy (and he also builds steampunk robots.) And has a grudge against Celestia, as he insists that he will bring democracy to Equestria (the story is "A dream")

I'm not sure if the other 2 have similar stories, but I'm gonna check now. =3

They don't have back stories yet, but they probably will in the future, seeing as Nova is now going to be my official OC :rainbowlaugh:

667238 Sounds interesting. You should get on that right away. That way I can read it once I finish your first ever story. =3


Three fillies ran by. “Cutie Mark Crusaders Genetic Engineering!”
Valiant glanced curiously at Nova.
The unicorn shrugged. “You can’t stop progress.”

The horrors, they come! Prepare yourselves, my fellow bronies, for the abominations march!

My success will bank on if I can pull it off, and it'll probably be something like a one-shot or other, also whats with the orphanage scoots? I have a copy of that on my computer somewhere...

Mercedes is best car company.

I stand by Nova's choice, Toyota is a good company, Honda too :rainbowlaugh:

This was a fun story.

I shallt be pleased when i can read next part.

This will be a fun read.
Awersome story

only 8? lucky you. I have 21

667361 it means I'm watching you. :coolphoto:

669171 hmm... Too bad, he seemed kinda interesting.

Well, if you think thats a lot you should really look at my favorite's list and then note that I also have 36 in "to be read" :rainbowlaugh:

667435 Honda is the best by far. The only other one that even comes close is Volkswagen, cause they're awesome.


Yesh... so many stories, so little time.....
yet another reason I wish I was part borg or something.....

669423 Well, Volkswagen are the ones responsible for the 1000 bhp engine that is used in the Bugatti Veyron, so they are definitely awesome! Also, Cutie Mark Crusaders Genetic Engineering??? Why am I thinking that they will create Deathclaws???

This is truly an amazing story and I apologize for waiting this long to jump into it. Well done sirs.

Its ok lol, waiting longer gets you more. We've kind of been out of the office as it were. :rainbowlaugh:

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