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The Princess asks Twilight to explore the lands outside Equestria. Nopony has any sailing experience, maps are not available, and the ship's captain is from a different dimension. What could go wrong?

Also hints of steampunk, for some reason.

Now translated into Korean

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How MANY do you want to write, dude?

Edit:
A name for the ship?
ummmm...
Make it Valiant's suggestion: The Shitastic Rowboat

TROLOLOLOLOLOL

haven't read it yet.

will read t once I've caught up wiht everything else.

Also, the title...seriously? I know you're sticking with the 'Dreams' theme but...seriously, 'Wet Dreams'?

I'm expecting something kinky due to that pun, now.

yes! Just when I finished reading "vampire Cheerilee", you post this!

514058
This is my 13th published story.

514063
Oh no, I haven't pulled a Jesus since at least Easter.

514066
We'll see. We'll see.

...

Seriously? We're going with the juvenile humor with the title? If so; good job, sir. It nearly floored me.

The flying duchmare
Pie in the sky
Kraken
Equestria's Pride
Enterprise

514111
Hmm. Naming ships Enterprise is as American as apple pie...

The Von braun
i need to stop playing system shock its been 13 years and i have yet to finish it :twilightblush:

"leaky loo" is the only name I can think of.

Name of Ship: Dirty Hooker II

514147
It fits, I'll give you that.

Enterprize or America F**k Yeah

The S.S. More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, and the Incredible Hulk Put Together
Aquaman
The dying tuna
The kraken
Boat
The everfree

Valiant-esk suggestions:

The Colbert
George Washington
Texas
Yankees
Patriots
Twilight is a whore

Out of context title...

Nautilus. At this rate they're gonna be 20,000 leagues under the sea in no time. Or hell, name it the Wisconsin for all I care.

Damnit I can't think of anything clever for the ship name.

"The Floating Deathtrap"
Nice title. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if all your efforts so far were to bring you to the point that you could do this with a straight face.

514198
Come on, it's totally in context. It's the Dream series, there's water everywhere, and it's Valiant's dirty mind.

how about the Sea Bitch?

514215
Eh, it was meant in a humorous manner. Besides, I'd probably end up having one if I was on a sinking ship. :twilightsmile:

The Relation, so Twilight can finally be in a relationship.

Gee, and I was feeling depressed too. Why did you have to post a new story?

I vote for "The Dirty Hooker Mk2"

Edit: Wait, wait. name it the Titanic. Absolutely no good reason not to. We know it will end badly....

AMERICA F**K YEAH

since celestia gave them the boat and she has a fucked up sense of humor how about "Celestia's sick sense of humor"

Wouldn't the guy who steers the ship be called the helmsman? Also, I'm voting for Ican'tthinkofausernamesoI'lljustusethis!'s The Relation because DHOHOHO!

The Hindentanic Fitzgerald

514116

Actually, the Apple pie was first made in England in the 14th century, around 400 years before North America was even colonised, let alone baking.

Ah well, guess Britain wins again...

(Also, thanks for using my pic as the cover art)

514601

But "As American as apple pie" is an American phrase.

If you want to get really technical, "American" could be anybody in this hemisphere, really. While it's often used interchangeably, the United States is not, by itself, America.

So, this time it isn't our fault.

You should not be allowed to put "what could go wrong" in a description. Somehow everything goes wrong.

This should be good.

514621

At least you've got all those times it was your fault to fall back on, eh?

514373

DAMN YOU!! I wanted to make that joke!

I second Titanic.

or.... the "Trollestia's Ship"

EDIT: and now I actually have to go read that Dreams of yours....

How about CRN Ambassador (Celestia's royal navy)

514639
Yup. The screwup makes it into the history book, too. Argueably more often.

Ship names huh?
Enterprise
Defiant
Voyager
Intrepid
Renegade
Paragon
Endeavour
Majestic
Challenger
Discovery
Venture
Odyssey
Excelsior
Fearless
Redoubtable
Find the two that aren't from Star Trek and get a muffin

The politicians promise, because it barely stays afloat

the undersea explorer

the Trollestia

her royal highness

the Dingy of Doom

Cucumber Viking

the scuttling scow

514684 ah were playing this game huh, well let me remind you that america is britain's biggest f-up because britain was the primary reason for america comeing into exsistance. So that pretty much means that any f-up we make is technically britain's fault for not stopping us in the first place. Also because of the reason mentioned apove any good thing that occures because of the exsistance of the united states is also your fault. it's like britain is a father and america is it's child the parent get the blame for not raiseing their child correctly, but when ever the child does well the other parents think that the child's parents are doing a good job raiseing them.

The Very Large Mistake
SIDRAT (See what I did there?)
Michael Jackson's Smelly Dead Crotch

515390
Now, now, kids, settle down.

I hereby dub this ship:
Shipping

The ship should be named GUNDAM so that Valiant can make appropriately timed inane references to Gundam memes.

name the ship:

"america F**k ya."

"the garbage barge."

"the floating death trap."

"stupid."

"the bitch's backhand"

"the really crappy boat transporting a dragon,a bookworm,a bitch,a redneck,adhd,the stare master,an ex-vampire,and an ex-vampire badass around the world at the plea of a trolling tyrant."

something involving the twin towers

Now I am gonna pull a name from an awesome move, "The Wild Wild West", and say Wonderer!

Valiant totally suggest not naming it or naming it No Name. because every time he names something it breaks (captain is a rank and thus skirts the rule).

Seriously if I remember correctly the unnamed robots st the end of A Dream did not break but every other invention he made did. They can put it to a vote and he gets Fluttershy and Applejack to vote with him while Twilight gets Applejack and Spike to vote with her on a different name. Then Pinky and Rainbow get to chose the tie breaker. Pinky is convinced by the logic that if the ship sinks there would be fewer parties and friends while rainbow gets bribed by some cool invention that can be used later in the fic.

Also no name is a Spirited Away reference.

Enterprise. :rainbowdetermined2:

How about the 'Un-laden Swallow'?

But is it African or European? It matters, trust me.

Or perhaps just the 'Migrating Coconut'.

Saw the title and thought clop. :derpytongue2:
Then saw the tags.

How about a punny, yet seafaring-related title? Here are 3 suggestions:

In the Neighvy
The Bounding Mane
The Sea Horse

Lame? Yes. Silly? Yes.
:yay:

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