"I am a singer, a poet, a musician, a storyteller. I am a bard at heart. That is who I am. That is what I shall always be." (Icon by atokota on FurAffinity))

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"I'd say that's some horse autism." -Ice Star

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado. Please consider joining my Patreon

Who the hell is General Failure, and why is he trying to read my disk?

Sometimes you just want to hear your favorite story told a little different

Cassini don't come home

Nitpicking your math errors is how I show I care.

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

Hiya. Y'all can call me Crafty. I'm an artist and an mlp fanfic narrator on YouTube! I read fanfiction so others don't have to! So come join us! https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC7KLRosog6oBoFAvU50YVTQ

Vagabond short fiction writer. Veteran of many fandom wars. Believer of light in the darkness.

Listen to the crashing of the waves, the flow of a stream, the roar of a waterfall, or the patter of the rain.

"Reasonable, sure. But the writing is questionable at best." - /mlp/

You think these blue giants feel the same? You think they ever have these days?

Master of procrastination and occasional writer of pony stories.

I write songs about friendship alone in a dark studio.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies. And changelings too.

Just this guy, you know?

I beat my muse regularly, yet she keeps coming back for more.

You don't have to dream! Your life's a masterpiece! Tip Jar!

AO3/graphitehearts

♀️ -- Anything can happen, but it usually doesn't. |Patreon!|Twitter!|

Author & Pre-reader; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse

I'm an experienced writer and editor who happens to like ponies.

But sometimes it does.

Mostly harmless.

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

🖤 i eat kids 🖤

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Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

My stories have a 1/1000 chance of teleporting you back in time to the Siege of Leningrad.

If yer a pony and ya know it, stomp yer hooves!

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Keep on burning.

Office Love When?

The birds work bourgeoisie. Don't forget.

Hello, dear listener. Enter freely and of your own will. (Audiobook narrator, VA, singer)

Smol green pega that writes lots of words about ponies.

Attention Horse