The Pen Is Mightier

Just a friendly dragon.

If I hit the keyboard hard enough, hopefully something readable appears.

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I'm an old sourpuss.

Ask any explorer: the destination is a checkpoint; the journey is all of the fun.

I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

Christian steampunk optimist gamer brony...

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Ko-fi

anyone who has read my fics ever: yes, you love Sonapie, we know, you love Sonapie so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love Sonapie, we KNOW,

"Naiad is indeed not a person." — forbloodysummer

Anywhere but here.

Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

Devout follower of best horsegirl

I am your one-stop-shop for all things merrily melancholy.

Knitter of epic yarns.

Hello ladies and gentlemen!

Interested accelorating the pace of my writing? Or in keeping track of what I'm doing when it's not pony? check out my patreon. https://www.patreon.com/JKJacobson

Student, Author, and Programmer

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Commissions Are Closed. We now continue with out regularly scheduled Pony

Worlds are for building, windmills are for tilting, and laughter is a beautiful sound. Comments are treasured. (I also have a tip jar.)

I write bad AiE stories. No. Seriously, they're terrible. If you can't laugh at vomit, blood, and exploding testicles, don't read my work. It's safer that way.

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

My stories tend to focus on emotional drama, especially family drama--and much feels, to boot.

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

In the words of Rune Soldier Dan: “You ever have an idea where you're like, ‘This isn't gonna be Hemingway, but it's gonna be fun?’”

Everyone is lying to you, all the time, about everything... writers just do it better. Reviewer in Seattle's Angels

hi I'm jakkid166. I live in Equestria and write about th things that happen there.

I write slightly faster than tectonic plates shift, and the results aren't nearly as interesting. Welcome.

Are you not entertained?

The wonderful variety of Nature, the discoveries of a chef who loves their food, the fascinating people in all their psychological shapes and sizes: that is why I write stories.

Una Volta Che Avrai/Spiccato Il Volo Deciderai/Sguardo Verso Il Ciel Saprai/Lì A Casa Il Cuore Sentirai!

I left my witty one-liners in my other pants

I'm mostly a musician, and you may know me as 4EverfreeBrony, but I also write stories sometimes. Follow me, if you'd like to!

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

Just a guy who writes, games, and does stuff and things.

Cogito, ergo Wittgenstein.

Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”