Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

Devout follower of best horsegirl

I am your one-stop-shop for all things merrily melancholy.

Knitter of epic yarns.

Hello ladies and gentlemen!

Interested accelorating the pace of my writing? Or in keeping track of what I'm doing when it's not pony? check out my patreon. https://www.patreon.com/JKJacobson

Student, Author, and Programmer

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Commissions Are Closed. We now continue with out regularly scheduled Pony

Worlds are for building, windmills are for tilting, and laughter is a beautiful sound. Comments are treasured. (I also have a tip jar.)

I write bad AiE stories. No. Seriously, they're terrible. If you can't laugh at vomit, blood, and exploding testicles, don't read my work. It's safer that way.

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

My stories tend to focus on emotional drama, especially family drama--and much feels, to boot.

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

In the words of Rune Soldier Dan: “You ever have an idea where you're like, ‘This isn't gonna be Hemingway, but it's gonna be fun?’”

Everyone is lying to you, all the time, about everything... writers just do it better. Reviewer in Seattle's Angels

hi I'm jakkid166. I live in Equestria and write about th things that happen there.

I write slightly faster than tectonic plates shift, and the results aren't nearly as interesting. Welcome.

Are you not entertained?

Fiction serves you, not the other way around. But nothing says it can't do so intelligently.

"No scene or beat in a story written in this fandom will ever have the raw sexual energy of Rarity holding someone's chin with the tip of a sword then tilting it slightly." - Aragon

I left my witty one-liners in my other pants

I'm mostly a musician, and you may know me as 4EverfreeBrony, but I also write stories sometimes. Follow me, if you'd like to!

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

Just a guy who writes, games, and does stuff and things.

Cogito, ergo Wittgenstein.

Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

An upvote can mean anything. Words, though... words mean something. Use your words, please.

“Well… it just makes me happy, you know? Hearing you talking about stories, it’s just the sweetest thing in the world.”

I wrote a horse story once.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Sexy squirrels like coffee.

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

with direct eyes, to death's other kingdom

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

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