I eat salad without dressing because I am a criminal.

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Struggling to edit, and starting to read.

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

My stories have a 1/1000 chance of teleporting you back in time to the Siege of Leningrad.

If yer a pony and ya know it, stomp yer hooves!

Exactly what it says on the tin.

In the cloud, the rain; and in the rain, the cloud.

Barcast Podcaster, Book Writer, and Sh*tposter

The birds work bourgeoisie. Don't forget.

Hello, dear listener. Enter freely and of your own will. (Audiobook narrator, VA, singer)

Smol green pega that writes lots of words about ponies.

Attention Horse

"Because after everything burns to the ground I always tend to wander the field of ashes."

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

Backflipping through reality at ludicrous speeds. What does RB stand for, anyway?

Published science fiction author and fine art photographer. Admin for Songbird Serenade Group.

An Irish girl who reads, writes, reviews, and occasionally draws. Don't worry though. My hair isn't black, my eyes aren't blue, and I'm not from Galway, so you won't be losing your heart to me.

irreverent

Greetings World. You may call me Nyronus. I write stories, among other things. My hobbies include existential ennui, being Princess Luna, and Saving the World. Feel free to hit me up on Steam to chat!

Caw caw?

I'm a quick reader, on a quest to read ALL of fimfiction. Current read word count - 40 million.

The Pen Is Mightier

Just a friendly dragon.

If I hit the keyboard hard enough, hopefully something readable appears.

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I'm an old sourpuss.

I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon | Ko-fi

anyone who has read my fics ever: yes, you love Sonapie, we know, you love Sonapie so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love Sonapie, we KNOW,

Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear - whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can.

Anywhere but here.

Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

Devout follower of best horsegirl

I am your one-stop-shop for all things merrily melancholy.

Knitter of epic yarns.

Hello ladies and gentlemen!

Fledgling phoenix. (Avatar by asuraludu on DeviantArt)

Interested accelorating the pace of my writing? Or in keeping track of what I'm doing when it's not pony? check out my patreon. https://www.patreon.com/JKJacobson

Student, Author, and Programmer. PM for commissions, or check out my Patreon.

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist