SCIENCE!

I am on a never ending quests to obtain as many adjectives to my title as possible.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Hi, I write pony stuff as a hobby. As such, the amount of time I put into it varies. Feel free to ask me questions or send messages but I'm bad at responding in a timely manner.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Try not to take me too seriously. I am an idiot with a shitty sense of humour.

SEX ARCHITECT

she/her they/them, reader more than writer these days.

I pre-read for EqD, forward emails for EqD, and might write a fanfic one day!

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

My favorites are cute things and video games! Praying for a cuter future!

That one Raccoon who loves movies far, far too much.

Pony should pony pony.

Writer/Developer for the official MLP trading cards and collectible card game, EQD columnist, retired founding staff of BronyCon and the Humble Brony Bundle, and generally an okay sorta guy!

I hate even things I like!

This space for rent.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

All my things are horse things!

Man of many talents and simple pleasures.

Fanfic writer, gamer, and whatever other labels I'm forgetting.