Just wanna let you all know that in a few days I'll be deleting this account.

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So me and Alexstraszazaszaza did this thing where we read weird cartoon horse stories.

Here's the playlist if you wanna watch it.

This is totally the best part though:

So Confession in a Canterlot Statuary is a thing. I figured it was about time I tried to write something semi-serious, as opposed to stupid comedy. And now that my two hours on the front page are up, I've counted all the views and upvotes and have come to one conclusion: I'm way better at stupid comedy. Which is kind of disappointing, since nothing else really gives that same sense of smug superiority as a sufficiently pretentious story. Ah, well.

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Are hard. They're even harder when you fuck up your hand.

Chapter 2 of Roommates is half done. Once these bandages come off I'll try to plow through the rest and get it posted.

Spoiler: there's a penis joke.