Rule 11: When the job is done, walk away| Rule 91: When you decide to walk away, don't look back

Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

Greetings. Looking forward to working with all of you.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

The smallest changes can make the biggest difference.

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

I'm a derp :3

I beat that bitch's ass.

I am the viewer. I View all. None can escape my eye.

EqD pre-reader and guy who does interviews

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

Just a guy who loves to read.

I don't really write anything... yet.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

Who can take a rainbow, color it with dew, graze under it with a cupcake or two, the Ponyman, oh the Ponyman can.

Eeeek! We have to do bios, too?! What can I say?! I'm an ex-EqD Pre-reader, and have been dormant as a writer in general for quite some time now. I'm not as good at writing as I once thought I was.

Something-something horse narrations.

I'm just here for Horse Words

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I shall vow to follow everyone.

Just a random Brony

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Why would you want to read my boring bio? Go read a story instead.

"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"

I am a man who is a brony. `Nuff said

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

sorry no bio not yet

Before the change, I read over 25 million words. Yay me, I guess.

All my things are horse things!