Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

I'm many former things.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

I hate even things I like!

The pre-reader who is also a bear.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Diminutive Equine Novelist

EqD pre-reader and guy who does interviews

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

"If you've never had Cassius review your story...think carefully because it is a haunting experience that will scar you for life." -Cold in Gardez

Hope you enjoy some writing.

This space for rent.

All my things are horse things!

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

I pre-read for EqD, forward emails for EqD, and might write a fanfic one day!

Eeeek! We have to do bios, too?! What can I say?! I'm an ex-EqD Pre-reader, and have been dormant as a writer in general for quite some time now. I'm not as good at writing as I once thought I was.

I write pony fics. Do you even need to ask? Run along now, mate.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Fanfic writer, gamer, and whatever other labels I'm forgetting.

“I need you, the reader, to imagine us, for we don't really exist if you don't.”

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

Pony should pony pony.

she/her they/them, reader more than writer these days.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I used to be relevant!