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Good news, I'm alive! · 5:49am Jul 10th, 2019

So, at the time of my last blog I not only had cancer, but I was also suffering from pneumonia. This was the week after my first hospital visit, where they basically did a bunch of tests and gave me risky heart surgery because there was a sac full of fluid crushing it.

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So, it's been a few years... · 4:07am Feb 26th, 2018

Anything new with you?

Me, i'm dying.

Long story short I went to the doctor for what I thought was sciatica and turned out to be stage 4 lung cancer that had metastasized throughout my whole body and reached my back. I never smoked. I never hung out around smokers. It's just one of those things.

I've got 3-6 months left, apparently, though I plan to fight for more.

Does anyone remember me? Will anyone remember me?

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Well, that was ghastly. · 10:07pm Jun 23rd, 2014

I switched from my old gas station job to one inside the store doing night stocking.

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Eh, why not? 50 Headcanon Questions · 7:53pm Apr 11th, 2014

Bookplayer's original post

Some of these have two answers. The ones in italics apply to certain fanfics I might never publish/finish at the rate I'm going.

The Princesses:

1. How old are Celestia and Luna?

Thousands of years, with Luna still being the equivalent of a teenager.

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Oh no. · 11:38am Feb 27th, 2014

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Well, TMP's over... · 8:50am Feb 15th, 2014

...And I couldn't make myself write anything for the last prompt.

I guess it's a little like being at a funeral and someone asking you to say something about the deceased when all you are is tired and feeling hopeless and wishing there was something you could do/could have done. I think of all the prompts I missed because of work or taking too long or not coming up with ideas until it was too late or whatever, and now it's too late for good.

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Curse you, postal service! · 9:31am Dec 14th, 2013

I am, regrettably, in Tennessee.

The package I ordered started in North Carolina, moved to Georgia, leapfrogged over my entire state to Kentucky, and then apparently decided it wanted to run away and hang out in Pennsyl-friggin'-vania.

That settles it. NOBODY wants to be here.

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Distressing books. · 3:53am Oct 12th, 2013

My sister's helping with production on a student movie, and they need a bunch of old-looking, torn-up books.

I tore one in half and a bunch of dead bugs and mold came out all over me.

I think I'm done for the night.

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New computer. · 12:10am Jul 17th, 2013

The person who invented "Undo System Restore" is a holy and blameless being touched by the hand of God.

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Advice I gave myself today that I should have followed... · 1:23am Jul 15th, 2013

Love your favorite authors, and respect the fact that their opinions on certain matters may be different from yours.

Avoid their tumblrs/non-fic related blogs at all costs. They segregate those opinions for a reason.

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