Don't read anything into it.

plin plin plon

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

Put it in the ground where the flowers grow

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Heretic born of shrieking mud since 2000. Post-artistic being since 2020.

Call me Prince Procrastination.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

Father of twin 6yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to be here.

Leave a message at the tone.

Hold your ground but do not be unkind. (Ponyphonic, "Shy Heart")

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Achievement Unlocked: 2020 Hindsight

Necessity is the mother of my motivation. Don't ask who the father is.

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Being small has its perks.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author, nonbinary icon, Formidable Feather. I hope you have a lovely day!

I'm male, in my twenties, and a big fan of good stories.

I didn't choose the skux life, the skux life chose me

It's now story time!

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords, and reviews both independently and for Seattle's Angels. New reviews posted every Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Pay no attention to the ass behind the curtain.

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, make MLP audio books, apparently.

A talking rifle. Gameplay programmer and aspiring writer. Writes stories with whimsical humor, stories with looming conspiracies and HiE that pokes fun at his choice of school/study.

A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

Token Canadian blogpony for EQD and friendly soul. EQD Pre-Reader wrangler, if you have issues with them pm me here or reply to the email.

Not a changeling.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Writing student who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

Defender of Cupcakes and Shooting Star Wishes

I like editing fanfiction, and will happily proofread for anyone who asks! I lived in Japan for four years. So... there's that. Woo

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

“I need you, the reader, to imagine us, for we don't really exist if you don't.”

Want to help out with my mortgage? Ko-fi account! | Patreon! The Latiases of the world thank you.

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!