Greetings! I’m Elijah. I’ll be your friend. Let’s talk! ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)

Im an ideas guy, meaning I have a lot of ideas and not a lot of anything else.

Rule 11: When the job is done, walk away| Rule 91: When you decide to walk away, don't look back

"Nobody is perfect. We all had our victories and defeats… You learn from defeats, and with them, victories are obtained."

I am a fanfic critic i will give your work a number from 1 to 200. But i will only mark your work if you have more then 10 fanfic storys

Avid devourer of horse-words

I never close this tab. So that means I'm on 24/7, usually.

a brony who loves to read and make oc's

I'm a Russian boy.

Elevator to the moon, whistlin' our favorite tune, tryin' to get a close up view.

Occasional fimfic contributor who enjoys short fics... and some naughty tf fics :p Also obsessed with fics based on the pony collectable card game, of which there are too few.

I’m Koalquill. Call me Koal for short your personal punching bag at your service. Making terrible fiction for your disgust.

Urban Planner, TV Tropes contributer, and writer on the side.

New password requirement: "Your password must contain at least 8 characters, a capital, a plot, a protagonist with good character development, a twist & a happy ending. "

“I plan for the future, that way I’m not doing anything right now.”

Someone who will eventually submit a story here to be ridiculed and laughed at, but not today! I'll just continue to lurk on this site and read stories about magical ponies and their many adventures.

Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

God, I need a drink.

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.

"There can only be a Super Saiyan once every thousand years... So why are there like twenty of you?!" - A villainous Dragon Ball Z complaint

Pineapple Love. Beloved Mare. Follow me on Discord: Godfrog#4197 Support me on: My patreon https://ko-fi.com/nailah

"Simply put, you're scum."

thinking about the spider-man theme from the raimi trilogy

It's pronounced "Great Goofball"

"It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him."- J.R.R.Tolkien